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Bomb squad called to A + E after man gets ww2 shell stuck up bum

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

The owner of the shell slipped and got the shell stuck up his bum. The hospital were scared it might explode so called the bomb squad in. Only in the U.K. Morning all happy

Saturdays.

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By *uke olovingmanMan  over a year ago

Gravesend


"The owner of the shell slipped and got the shell stuck up his bum. The hospital were scared it might explode so called the bomb squad in. Only in the U.K. Morning all happy

Saturdays. "

Danger uxb in the b.u.m. of the fwb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

It’s all over the news. And his arse was almost all over the walls.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fucking idiot!

You’d never be able to live that down.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Fucking idiot!

You’d never be able to live that down."

say it as it is Dieu xx

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln

"Slipped"

LvM

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"It’s all over the news. And his arse was almost all over the walls. "

more like "it's all up his tubes"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Fucking idiot!

You’d never be able to live that down.say it as it is Dieu xx "

xx

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By *annyDanielleMan  over a year ago

Street, Somerset

And for his next trick he's going to deepthroat a Sherman tank.

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By *estofbothCouple  over a year ago

Cardiff

His sex life is the bomb

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The video of what actually happened will be released soon enough I reckon haha

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By *0nderMan  over a year ago

wolverhampton

I hope he had the sense to go to an out of area hospital! You’d never be able to go back to your local one after pulling this off

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"His sex life is the bomb "

YESSSS!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I hope he had the sense to go to an out of area hospital! You’d never be able to go back to your local one after pulling this off "

Or pulling this out

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Could aid with bad constipation?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Could aid with bad constipation?"

Heavy duty suppository

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Rectum??...??

(Nearly did)

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Lucky it wasn’t a German bomb otherwise it could have been right Stuka..

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By *wisted999Man  over a year ago

North Bucks

Imagine if you will. You are a trooper in the bomb squad you have poured your heart and soul into becoming someone like in the hurt locker. You have trained for years for this moment. You are ready to protect the public.

It’s your first shift the call comes. Yes mate you are off to defuse someone’s arse…………..

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Imagine if you will. You are a trooper in the bomb squad you have poured your heart and soul into becoming someone like in the hurt locker. You have trained for years for this moment. You are ready to protect the public.

It’s your first shift the call comes. Yes mate you are off to defuse someone’s arse………….."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I take it the bomb was from his collection of arsenal

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

Is this true or a wind up? If it's true, where the hell did he get it from? My brother is a retired armament supply officer with the MOD, and I was always under the impression from him that all weaponry had to be accounted for.

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Is this true or a wind up? If it's true, where the hell did he get it from? My brother is a retired armament supply officer with the MOD, and I was always under the impression from him that all weaponry had to be accounted for. "
must be true. Story in the Sun.

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple  over a year ago

Lincoln


"Is this true or a wind up? If it's true, where the hell did he get it from? My brother is a retired armament supply officer with the MOD, and I was always under the impression from him that all weaponry had to be accounted for."

It's definitely true. People dig up all sorts from battle sites and take it home with them, you'd be surprised what you can find in people's sheds

LvM

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By *ydrewMan  over a year ago

forest

He just wanted a bang.

It's a shit bomb now.

Explosive time was had my all

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea


"Is this true or a wind up? If it's true, where the hell did he get it from? My brother is a retired armament supply officer with the MOD, and I was always under the impression from him that all weaponry had to be accounted for. must be true. Story in the Sun. "

I'll see if I can find it online, download it and send it to my brother. If I'm right about a weaponry having to be accounted for, it could be more explosive in more ways than one for the guy who got the shot in the dark.

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By *yronMan  over a year ago

grangemouth

There are less painful ways to treat piles, but none so effective.

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By *.D.I.D.A.SMan  over a year ago

London/Essex... ish... Romford to be exact

Not sure if I could take the shame and humiliation. I'd chance it and let it blow me into pieces. Hopefully they won't be able to identify me by my remnants.

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple  over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

Imagine if had exploded.

What a bummer.....

Winston

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"Imagine if had exploded.

What a bummer.....

Winston"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Something similar happened to me when I was hoovering - slipped and fell.

I had to fall on it 5 times before I got it right.

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By *ewfie02Couple  over a year ago

Ayrshire

Would take off his balls and rectum

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Poor bugger. He could be a great family man and that'll never get mentioned ever again. Or he could be a tireless charity worker and that'll never get mentioned again. But he sticks just one bomb up his jacksie....

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By *drian HardthrobMan  over a year ago

Worcester

I think the NHS did a cracking job

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By *itzi999Woman  over a year ago

Slough


"I think the NHS did a cracking job "

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