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"Hate them  "
Ditto! Look like twigs. Taste like twigs that have been up a dead bears bum!
But then you could cover Rihanna in marmite, lay her naked and begging at my feet, whispering "lick me big boy!" - and i'd be reaching for the jetwash!  |
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"Hate them
Ditto! Look like twigs. Taste like twigs that have been up a dead bears bum!
But then you could cover Rihanna in marmite, lay her naked and begging at my feet, whispering "lick me big boy!" - and i'd be reaching for the jetwash! "
I bet you wouldn't really hose her down  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hate them
Ditto! Look like twigs. Taste like twigs that have been up a dead bears bum!
But then you could cover Rihanna in marmite, lay her naked and begging at my feet, whispering "lick me big boy!" - and i'd be reaching for the jetwash!
I bet you wouldn't really hose her down "
I so would! Just the smell of marmite has me heaving!
I'm now waiting for the first person to suggest an 'avatar day of twiglets'! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hate them
Ditto! Look like twigs. Taste like twigs that have been up a dead bears bum!
But then you could cover Rihanna in marmite, lay her naked and begging at my feet, whispering "lick me big boy!" - and i'd be reaching for the jetwash!
I bet you wouldn't really hose her down
I so would! Just the smell of marmite has me heaving!
I'm now waiting for the first person to suggest an 'avatar day of twiglets'! "
I am not doing that
I will improvise and go to the woods for props |
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"Just the look and smell of them turn my stomach! No way are they going anywhere near my mouth.....
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Won't ask where they'll be then on 'twiglet avatar day' !! |
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