Oh that's a shame because, I can't afford lurve, it can be twice the expense for half the fun, but lust, now that's a different commodity all together, and comes well within budgets.

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By *rucking-HellMan over a year ago

Northampton

Cheers.

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

That's nice, dear.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I took a shit in your wash basket"

Hahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"And I love spending time with you! "
I was just about to put this one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

‘I know you do’

My ex said this to me a week before she dumped me after 3 years. Broke my heart.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

New number, who dis?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Morning all on this dreary Friday morning.

When my wife first said it to me a few months into our relationship I was a bit taken aback. My response was ‘that’s nice’ lol

Been together nearly 30 years and still love each other madly so couldn’t have put her off lol"

You are so much in love you have a single profile?

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By *igtone2310Man over a year ago

Beverley

"Get that thing away from my bum."
I love that, made me chuckle, thanks xx

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By *om-the-DomMan over a year ago

apologies I was looking at my cock when I said it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

…yes but where is the remote?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Everyone does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Come again

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman over a year ago

all loved up

Why would you want to do that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You say that exactly the same way as your mother

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By *orders CoupleCouple over a year ago

Kelso

I love your dog

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Pull the other one it's got bells on

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Oakhill

Your only saying that, because he don't want you.

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By *xhib12Man over a year ago

Blyth

I should think so too.

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By *olymalelincsMan over a year ago

southend

Oh............ que awkward silence

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