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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38

I dragged my sorry arse out of bed.

I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week.

Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday!

What a duh duh!

I logged back off so fast!

So what daft things have you done lately?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put the kettle in the fridge after filling it, I'm always doing this kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put a freshly cooked pizza in the fridge, totally forgetting that I’d made it for dinner. Wondered why I was hungry an hour later.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I almost poured lemon juice into the pan of water my pasta was in, instead of drizzling it onto my sardines

I went to put oregano in the fridge instead of the cupboard

Instead of putting the hot water from the kettle into my mug for a coffee, i almost poured it out onto the frying pan with my bacon

Stopped myself from putting my mug and teaspoon in the bin instead of rinsing it out at the sink

Almost put the jar of coffee in the fridge

The list goes on and on

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed.

I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week.

Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday!

What a duh duh!

I logged back off so fast!

So what daft things have you done lately? "

What a bonus!! Apart from the waking up early etc.. i guess back to bed??

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I almost poured lemon juice into the pan of water my pasta was in, instead of drizzling it onto my sardines

I went to put oregano in the fridge instead of the cupboard

Instead of putting the hot water from the kettle into my mug for a coffee, i almost poured it out onto the frying pan with my bacon

Stopped myself from putting my mug and teaspoon in the bin instead of rinsing it out at the sink

Almost put the jar of coffee in the fridge

The list goes on and on "

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed.

I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week.

Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday!

What a duh duh!

I logged back off so fast!

So what daft things have you done lately?

What a bonus!! Apart from the waking up early etc.. i guess back to bed?? "

I was buzzing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Oh bless you! Go back to bed!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed.

I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week.

Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday!

What a duh duh!

I logged back off so fast!

So what daft things have you done lately? "

As a young guy I worked in a factory

My mate turned up for work on a bank holiday asked the fate guard not to say owt lol

It was a good half hour drive home again for him lol

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed.

I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week.

Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday!

What a duh duh!

I logged back off so fast!

So what daft things have you done lately?

As a young guy I worked in a factory

My mate turned up for work on a bank holiday asked the fate guard not to say owt lol

It was a good half hour drive home again for him lol "

Bless him...at least I was working from home

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Oh bless you! Go back to bed! "

The day has gone nowhere..probably because I've been on fab

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I put the kettle in the fridge after filling it, I'm always doing this kind of thing"

There have been times I've put something in the fridge that I shouldn't have...usually when I'm runaround

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I put a freshly cooked pizza in the fridge, totally forgetting that I’d made it for dinner. Wondered why I was hungry an hour later. "

Wish I'd forgotten a fleshly cooked pizza....I'm hungry myself now

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed.

I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week.

Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday!

What a duh duh!

I logged back off so fast!

So what daft things have you done lately?

What a bonus!! Apart from the waking up early etc.. i guess back to bed?? "

I did not want to get out of it ...it's too late now to go back.

Or is it!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I put a freshly cooked pizza in the fridge, totally forgetting that I’d made it for dinner. Wondered why I was hungry an hour later.

Wish I'd forgotten a fleshly cooked pizza....I'm hungry myself now "

That’s a whole different cuisine we’re getting into there.

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex

Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m eager crap at navigating myself around the dual carriageway or even the dreaded motorway (I avoid it like a plague)

A 30 mins journey home ended up being an hour and a bit as I got lost and ended up on the motorway and started to shit myself.

Thankfully got home safely in the end.

It’s more the night time drives. Seem to be fine during the day.

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By *obbychickWoman  over a year ago

Essex


"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed.

I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week.

Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday!

What a duh duh!

I logged back off so fast!

So what daft things have you done lately? "

That did make me laugh OP…

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By *xtrafun4youMan  over a year ago

Dunstable

Draft thing I done is missed ypur profile. Dam fantastic arse.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I dragged my sorry arse out of bed.

I was so tired. I'd had a late night and it is Friday, it's been a long week.

Just logged into work on time. After an hour I get a call from my manager telling me I'm on holiday!

What a duh duh!

I logged back off so fast!

So what daft things have you done lately?

That did make me laugh OP… "

Well..that's good...it's good to laugh

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Anyone who knows me, knows that I’m eager crap at navigating myself around the dual carriageway or even the dreaded motorway (I avoid it like a plague)

A 30 mins journey home ended up being an hour and a bit as I got lost and ended up on the motorway and started to shit myself.

Thankfully got home safely in the end.

It’s more the night time drives. Seem to be fine during the day.

"

Best stick to day time driving the

Things can appear differently during the night.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Draft thing I done is missed ypur profile. Dam fantastic arse. "

Yep..here it is in all it's glory

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

How quickly did you get back in bed?

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

I'm always putting the oven to heat up then forgetting to put the food in to cook.

I go back after 20 minutes expecting to see something cooking in the oven and it's sitting on the side, stone cold.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"How quickly did you get back in bed?"

I never made it back to bed...though I could easily have 40 winks

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I'm always putting the oven to heat up then forgetting to put the food in to cook.

I go back after 20 minutes expecting to see something cooking in the oven and it's sitting on the side, stone cold."

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I’ve done that, been to work done the full day and not realised I’d booked it off for a hospital appointment until I got home and looked at the calendar.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I’ve done that, been to work done the full day and not realised I’d booked it off for a hospital appointment until I got home and looked at the calendar. "

Oh no...you missed your appointment too

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By *ce WingerMan  over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Many moons ago, before all this internet and mobile phone malarkey, I rode ma motorbike about 20 miles to start ma shift on site. The gates were locked and I was an hour early, I had forgotten to change ma clocks/alarm

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Many moons ago, before all this internet and mobile phone malarkey, I rode ma motorbike about 20 miles to start ma shift on site. The gates were locked and I was an hour early, I had forgotten to change ma clocks/alarm "

Oh bless you ..at least you weren't late

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By *xiled BikerMan  over a year ago

Beverley

I got up a winters morning in Scotland thick snow, dressed no buses, no trains walked 6 miles to work finally got to work and nobody around, why would there be it was a Saturday! Walked most of way back!

I was in my twenties so can't blame age or even alcohol!

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I got up a winters morning in Scotland thick snow, dressed no buses, no trains walked 6 miles to work finally got to work and nobody around, why would there be it was a Saturday! Walked most of way back!

I was in my twenties so can't blame age or even alcohol!"

Oh noooo. I admire your dedication

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Got to work this morning super early, realised I'd forgotten my pass. As I was early there was no one in the office to let me in. Had to go back home for my pass. In the traffic I'd left early to avoid.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Got to work this morning super early, realised I'd forgotten my pass. As I was early there was no one in the office to let me in. Had to go back home for my pass. In the traffic I'd left early to avoid. "

Oh noo...gutted, I bet

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

When I worked in a school I went back after the February holiday a day early.

I walked in and wondered where all the staff were.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"When I worked in a school I went back after the February holiday a day early.

I walked in and wondered where all the staff were."

We sound very much alike

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By *2000ManMan  over a year ago

Worthing

Could not find laptop. I'd propped it up against side of bed. Part of duvet was hiding it from sight. Doh!

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By *ockosaurusMan  over a year ago

Warwick

Not recently, but when my first born was still a baby, he woke in the night needing milk and so I got up to make it.

I was so tired, that for some reason I decided he'd like milk sandwiches and tried spreading milk on bread for him. Needless to say it didn't work and made a total mess. I quickly realised I was being a muppet and made him up his usual milk bottle.

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Could not find laptop. I'd propped it up against side of bed. Part of duvet was hiding it from sight. Doh!"

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Not recently, but when my first born was still a baby, he woke in the night needing milk and so I got up to make it.

I was so tired, that for some reason I decided he'd like milk sandwiches and tried spreading milk on bread for him. Needless to say it didn't work and made a total mess. I quickly realised I was being a muppet and made him up his usual milk bottle. "

A new baby will do that for you

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I failed spectacularly trying to make a cup of tea. 3 times I put the water in and was so confused why the tea bag wasn't spreading. Helps if you boil the kettle first!

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Dressed up as an Elf..ran around work for 10 mins then still dressed as said Elf...went to the pub for a few

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Just 20 minutes ago i almost went to put the tub of butter in the sink full of soapy water

The fuck is wrong with me?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I put my phone on charge this morning but didn’t flick the switch

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By *annaBeStrongMan  over a year ago

wokingham

Last week I went to work and forgot to put my trousers on

That’s a 1st for me. Luckily it’s cold so I had underwear and thermals on, but working all day with no pockets and skin tight thermals? Got some weird looks

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have fibromyalgia and ME this is brain fog at it’s finest. I do these things all the time. I put the milk in the cupboard the other day and it wasn’t until I needed something I realised what I had done. I often go into rooms forgetting why I was in there. I put things down forget they’re there. It’s also to do with my adhd I have such poor memory and concentration lol. I’m a full time klutz.

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond

I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum.

Posh

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum.

Posh "

Ive done that twice in he last 2 days as well

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I have fibromyalgia and ME this is brain fog at it’s finest. I do these things all the time. I put the milk in the cupboard the other day and it wasn’t until I needed something I realised what I had done. I often go into rooms forgetting why I was in there. I put things down forget they’re there. It’s also to do with my adhd I have such poor memory and concentration lol. I’m a full time klutz. "

If I had that to contend with, I'd be all over the place x

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum.

Posh "

When you come to visit I'll be sure to make the drinks

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Last week I went to work and forgot to put my trousers on

That’s a 1st for me. Luckily it’s cold so I had underwear and thermals on, but working all day with no pockets and skin tight thermals? Got some weird looks "

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Just 20 minutes ago i almost went to put the tub of butter in the sink full of soapy water

The fuck is wrong with me? "

Is there any hope

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I put my phone on charge this morning but didn’t flick the switch "

I've done this and the alarm didn't go off for work....phone was dead!

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Dressed up as an Elf..ran around work for 10 mins then still dressed as said Elf...went to the pub for a few "

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I failed spectacularly trying to make a cup of tea. 3 times I put the water in and was so confused why the tea bag wasn't spreading. Helps if you boil the kettle first!"

It really does help

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Just 20 minutes ago i almost went to put the tub of butter in the sink full of soapy water

The fuck is wrong with me?

Is there any hope "

Probably not its only getting worse

Im waiting for the time where i stand at a crossing while the green man is lit.. only to then step out into the road when he goes red

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By *aysOfOurLivesCouple  over a year ago

Essex

I’ve made too many ragu based recipes where instead of adding sugar to the tomatoes, I’ve poured in salt (because after a little bit, it didn’t taste any sweeter) …until OMG BLURRRCHHH

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By *enuine MikeMan  over a year ago

Guildford

What you done isn't daft. I've booked an entire week off work as annual leave before in the past and worked the entire week without realising

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By *hischarmingdevilMan  over a year ago

Ringwood

I once sent a video of myself in the shower to a girl I had literally only just started speaking to from Tinder by mistake. I was horrified. I retracted it as fast as I could, but not before she had watched the first five seconds.... We dated for 12 months hahaha and are still good friends to this day x

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By *piderBunnyCouple  over a year ago

Back of Nowhere and Beyond


"I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum.

Posh

When you come to visit I'll be sure to make the drinks "

I'm not usually this bad at it.....

But that may be safer

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"Just 20 minutes ago i almost went to put the tub of butter in the sink full of soapy water

The fuck is wrong with me?

Is there any hope

Probably not its only getting worse

Im waiting for the time where i stand at a crossing while the green man is lit.. only to then step out into the road when he goes red "

Bloody hell, don't say that!

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I've managed to neglect to put coffee in my coffee 4 times today. Hot milky water. Yum.

Posh

When you come to visit I'll be sure to make the drinks

I'm not usually this bad at it.....

But that may be safer "

I want to spoil you anyway...coffee and cake for you young lady

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I once sent a video of myself in the shower to a girl I had literally only just started speaking to from Tinder by mistake. I was horrified. I retracted it as fast as I could, but not before she had watched the first five seconds.... We dated for 12 months hahaha and are still good friends to this day x"

I was sent a video to my daughter in law. It was meant for a hot guy

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"What you done isn't daft. I've booked an entire week off work as annual leave before in the past and worked the entire week without realising "

No way! What! I'd cry!

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"I once sent a video of myself in the shower to a girl I had literally only just started speaking to from Tinder by mistake. I was horrified. I retracted it as fast as I could, but not before she had watched the first five seconds.... We dated for 12 months hahaha and are still good friends to this day x

I was sent a video to my daughter in law. It was meant for a hot guy "

I would hate if you sent that video to us

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"What you done isn't daft. I've booked an entire week off work as annual leave before in the past and worked the entire week without realising "

BTW...you win

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"I once sent a video of myself in the shower to a girl I had literally only just started speaking to from Tinder by mistake. I was horrified. I retracted it as fast as I could, but not before she had watched the first five seconds.... We dated for 12 months hahaha and are still good friends to this day x

I was sent a video to my daughter in law. It was meant for a hot guy

I would hate if you sent that video to us "

That can easily be arranged

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man  over a year ago

BRIDPORT

On a daftness scale of 1 to 10 I’d say you are probably an 11 bordering on 12 Anabelle.

But we wouldn’t want you any other way

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By *nabelle21 OP   Woman  over a year ago

B38


"On a daftness scale of 1 to 10 I’d say you are probably an 11 bordering on 12 Anabelle.

But we wouldn’t want you any other way "

Aww bless you MWAH x

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