I've had a boring day so my mind has been in the gutter 
As I walked into the supermarket today after work I caught the conversation of two women walking out
One said to the other " they both had two massive tools and one started at one end and the other at the opposite end they finished the job off in to time "
Thank god I had my mask on as I was laughing my head off...lol
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"I've had a boring day so my mind has been in the gutter
As I walked into the supermarket today after work I caught the conversation of two women walking out
One said to the other " they both had two massive tools and one started at one end and the other at the opposite end they finished the job off in to time "
Thank god I had my mask on as I was laughing my head off...lol
What's the funniest thing you have heard out in public?"
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Man being served at checkout not wearing mask on Tuesday. He says to cashier, there seems to be a lot of people wearing masks, is it mandatory now ? Next customer in the queue says, yes you fucking dickhead, don't you watch the news. Man went quiet and shuffled off. |
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"Man being served at checkout not wearing mask on Tuesday. He says to cashier, there seems to be a lot of people wearing masks, is it mandatory now ? Next customer in the queue says, yes you fucking dickhead, don't you watch the news. Man went quiet and shuffled off."
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Back in October a little girl outside supermarket saw an old lady getting on a bike. She says really loud “daddy that witch must have forgot her broom”. I nearly died.  |
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"Back in October a little girl outside supermarket saw an old lady getting on a bike. She says really loud “daddy that witch must have forgot her broom”. I nearly died. "
Lol the little uns are the funniest |
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