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I'm going to have you, even if it means burglary! | |||
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"We’ve gone on holiday by mistake! "This one. | |||
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"This is a Camberwell Carrot.....
I'm going to have you, even if it means burglary! "The joint im about to roll needs a craftsman I innvented it in Camberwell, and it looks like a carrot | |||
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"Monty, you terrible cunt!" We got a mate called Monty, the mrs got blocked on Facebook for a short while after a misunderstanding over that quote!  | |||
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"Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now" So many good ones I'd forgotten! Really must re-watch it. X | |||
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"Monty, you terrible cunt!We got a mate called Monty, the mrs got blocked on Facebook for a short while after a misunderstanding over that quote! "Still think it’s the best bit of movie profanity ever! | |||
"This is a Camberwell Carrot.....
I'm going to have you, even if it means burglary! "The camberwell carrot was decent , gear from his man ‘Juan’ ! | |||
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"'My heart's beating like a fucked clock' " Very good one of my favourites That whole scene makes me laugh time and time again...lol | |||
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"I've never seen the film myself, however, a friend of mine took me to where it was filmed as it was her old stomping ground. Is it worth watching? " Yes! It's really good | |||
"Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths! The wankers on site don't drink it because they can't afford it! My thumbs have gone weird! I'm in the middle of a bloody overdose! My heart's beating like a fucked clock! I feel dreadful, I feel really dreadful. Oh! you little traitors. I think the carrot infinitely more fascinating than the geranium. The carrot has mystery. Flowers are essentially tarts. Prostitutes for the bees. There is a certain je ne sais quoi - oh, so very special - about a firm, young carrot...Excuse me... Don't get uptight with me, man. Because if you do, I'll have to give you a dose of medicine. And if I spike you, you'll know you've been spoken to. " Well done very good | |||
"Balls! We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now" If you only see the film once, then that's the quote that sums up the film. | |||
"I've never seen the film myself, however, a friend of mine took me to where it was filmed as it was her old stomping ground. Is it worth watching? " Yes. 100%. It’s a cult classic. | |||
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"I've seen bits of this movie many times. Come in from the pub having missed the start ... fall asleep before reaching the end ... have to nip out in the middle. Probably seen every minute, but in the wrong order. Must sit down and watch it properly one day. (Ditto A Clockwork Orange)" it’s hard to see nowadays how things have changed and the ACO was banned for years. Maybe it had something to do with Fred Elliot getting beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus lol | |||
"I've seen bits of this movie many times. Come in from the pub having missed the start ... fall asleep before reaching the end ... have to nip out in the middle. Probably seen every minute, but in the wrong order. Must sit down and watch it properly one day. (Ditto A Clockwork Orange) it’s hard to see nowadays how things have changed and the ACO was banned for years. Maybe it had something to do with Fred Elliot getting beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus lol " "I've been beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus! I say I've been beaten to death by a huge ceramic phallus!" | |||
"I've seen bits of this movie many times. Come in from the pub having missed the start ... fall asleep before reaching the end ... have to nip out in the middle. Probably seen every minute, but in the wrong order. Must sit down and watch it properly one day. (Ditto A Clockwork Orange) it’s hard to see nowadays how things have changed and the ACO was banned for years. Maybe it had something to do with Fred Elliot getting beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus lol "I've been beaten to death with a huge ceramic phallus! I say I've been beaten to death by a huge ceramic phallus!"" hahaha touché | |||
