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Things you can say in bed and in a cake shop

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By *usman 199 OP Man over a year ago

Stockport

Fill my bun full of cream

Evening all top of the hill day

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Sniff that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cream pie?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Plenty of cream please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I need some indulging..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Give me the ladyfingers!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That looks moist

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Open wide

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If I stick my finger in will it come out brown?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

(Yeah

cake!)

Oooo... That's gooey

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By *batMan over a year ago

Alicante, Spain. (Sometimes in Wales)

"Is it supposed to be crusty around the edges?"

Gbat

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Can you ever have too many buns???

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That filling is THICC

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want a creamed slice

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Ooohhh there’s hairs on your muffin

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Vanilla please

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Waaw that's that's mouthful

don't ch@ke on it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I want the cream all over

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman over a year ago

On a mooch

Can I warm that up for you ?

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Mmmm cheesey

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

Nice tits

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Would you like that wrapped?

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By *erry bull1Man over a year ago

doncaster

Look at all that cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ring doughnuts. I wonder how far I can get my tongue in.

Cream donuts. I could lick this all day.

Chocolate éclairs. I bet you can't get it all in your mouth.

Is it donuts or doughnuts?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Nice tits

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

That's risen well

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

It’s yeasty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a good muffin

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By *irenGuy70Man over a year ago

Cirencester

Left a bit, left a bit more, yesss that's the one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The que in here is long today

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Those large baps are more than a handful

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By *asycouple1971Couple over a year ago

midlands

Is that tart filled with cream?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Care for a finger?

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By *atie-friendlyTV/TS over a year ago

Cheltenham

It's got a lovely mouth feel

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By *ild85Man over a year ago

justask

Hell that tastes good!

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By *ild85Man over a year ago

justask

That's a good mouthfull

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Is that tart filled with cream?"

It's allways custard tho

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That cream pie looks delish

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

Mmmflfffmalfmm

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"That cream pie looks delish

Which bakers do you use

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By *atie-friendlyTV/TS over a year ago

Cheltenham

"Mmmflfffmalfmm

is that "don't talk with your mouthful?"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Did you fancy this tart here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Squirt some glaze on that ring!

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Give it a good squeeze and it'll be filled with cream

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Isn't it supposed to rise a bit more than that?

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Do you mind if I lick out the filling first?

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By *orbidden eastMan over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I do like the look of those iced buns

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By *ir SupremacyMan over a year ago

Bolton

Hot muffin please

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

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By *ecretlivesCouple over a year ago

FABWatch HQ

Can you get me a cream horn round the back?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fill me up

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By *aomilatteCouple over a year ago

Midlands

That's a very soggy bottom

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

THAT ... is going to take some licking!!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's calories free

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"It's calories free

...if only!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Are we still talking bakers

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Don't keep a salivating woman waiting.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Careful how it goes in your mouth, you'll have cream all down you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a Manchester tart after my dinner

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By *al kalMan over a year ago

london

Would you like more icing?

Shall I drizzle it on top or????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You were right - you do a good tart

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

What size would you like?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Is that a chocolate eclair in your pocket or are you just glad to see me ?

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By *sBlueWoman over a year ago

Up North

Would you like to eat it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Smells a little off to me ....... give it a wipe

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Everyone's had a lick of that this morning

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those buns need icing

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By *al kalMan over a year ago

london

"Everyone's had a lick of that this morning "

Want to lick my bowl clean?

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Feels spongey

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm, now I've got sticky fingers

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By *ettaManMan over a year ago

Based in Kerry, work in Cork.

This feels so good on my cock

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By *ophieslutTV/TS over a year ago

Central

She needs s baker's dozen tonight. There's no stopping her and she's already on her knees, if they're ready to come out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a Danish

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By *ickshawedCouple over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Mmm, I do love a mouth full of nuts

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By *ittlechick77Couple over a year ago

Staines

Can I have your cherry

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

Please and thank you

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

(Her) Please may I have a cream pie and some tissues to to clean up the mess afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you tasted that, it’s delicious!

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By *ex HolesMan over a year ago

Up North

£5.29 please

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By *mpressive sex75Woman over a year ago

walsall

Fill my muffin with cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you want it in a bag?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I shouldnt but.....nonone will know will they

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By *mpressive sex75Woman over a year ago

walsall

I need something naughty

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Could I have the chocolate starfish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like that but with a bit more cream please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm gonna take your cherry !

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

"I'm gonna take your cherry !"

Cake shop theft?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I do love a Bakewell Tart

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

No crust please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Fill my muffin with cream"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a Chorley tart with a dripping sweet ring please?

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Not had Lardy cake in a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love a tart filled with double cream

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Naughty but nice: just ask NBVN

Salman Rushie coined that one.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Like a dognut....if I fill both holes and then squeeze you, which one will leak out first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll take two. Can you stuff them in my mouth for me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I'll take two. Can you stuff them in my mouth for me? Please "

Apologies, I forgot my manners thinking about two cakes in my mouth.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

That's a soggy base.

I love your buttery biscuit base.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh You cant beat Grannies Plum Duff can you?

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By *ormorantMan over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Would you like a couple of ginger nuts or a chocolate finger…??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you wanted that glazed or bare?

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By *uriouscouple1123Couple over a year ago

London

Nice creamy filling please. Don’t be shy

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Raisin?

Yeah it will be in a bit..

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By *illyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

I want a large chocolate one .

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By *B69Woman over a year ago

Wiltshire

I could lick that all day

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Pass the butter, alright that's sort of whilst baking but so what!

Is your cream made locally?

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By *rispyDuckMan over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Hope you like nuts

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By *ev257Man over a year ago

cardiff

Can I have some more cream please

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ooh, it's quite beefy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its all over my face

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By *al kalMan over a year ago

london

Let's grease the sheets..

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By *JB1954Man over a year ago

Reading

That was very excellent ( being polite ) . More

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By *dy-ukTV/TS over a year ago

Alcester

Moist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I have a cup of tea instead.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm creamy

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By *unkym34Man over a year ago

London

Go on fill it right up with cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Extra piping?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ooft, that's just enough to fill me up but, can I have some more please?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is there enough cream in there ?

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By *al kalMan over a year ago

london

Of course I'd like to try your apple turnover...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course you can have one

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Just the one ...??!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh thats a big horn full of cream

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love your wee buns

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By *xydadbodMan over a year ago

Milton keynes

Can I lick your cherry?

lol

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By *xiled BikerMan over a year ago

Beverley

Oh more please!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Do you can put more cream on top

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Use the tradesman's entrance round the back for deliveries.

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Cream first or last?

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’m not eating that, there’s a wasp on it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the one ...??!

Ill happily knead your buns while another one rises

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

They look very appealing and sure taste divine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’ll have a good cream pie please.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Just the one ...??!

Ill happily knead your buns while another one rises

Awesome synchronisation and timed to perfection no doubt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Just the one ...??!

Ill happily knead your buns while another one rises

Awesome synchronisation and timed to perfection no doubt

Probably have to tweak a couple of bits to get it just right....

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By *mpressive sex75Woman over a year ago

walsall

They're big buns mmmmm

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

The one I have rose well.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Are you drooling yet?

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Ooo yum... that went down really well

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Lick your lips madam, you've still got some cream there!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

All so lip lickingly good

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By *hubby CoupleCouple over a year ago

Essex

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By *aggy dollsCouple over a year ago

bradford

Oh looks like it hasn't risen.

Mr Hayes

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

How many can you squeeze in?!

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Ooh the filling just oozed out.

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

Get this inside you!

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Stick it in and pump it full of cream.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

That's finger licking good

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Stick it in and pump it full of cream. "

or jam

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Stick it in and pump it full of cream.

or jam"

or custard

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By *acd03Man over a year ago

Naughtyville

Why yes, feel free to lick the whipped cream off of that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Its cake hole time ??

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By *appytochatMan over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Certainly makes you want to lick your lips

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

Ops crumbs and cream every where !

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By *ich_ChesterMan over a year ago

Chester

I can feel how moist it is on my lips

I do like a nice tart

Can i have a quick squeeze to check the firmness

Nice buns

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By *ob08Man over a year ago

Macclesfield

Look at the icing on those buns, oh it's glazed like a donut.

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By *fternoondelightsCouple over a year ago

Rainham

Can't beat a nice tart

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Can't beat a nice tart"

You can spank one though

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Does it come with sprinkles

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it come with sprinkles

Oh yes.....and you can choose just where you want sprinkled

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Does it come with sprinkles

Oh yes.....and you can choose just where you want sprinkled

...and that's free of charge?

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

I love the crispy ones

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it come with sprinkles

Oh yes.....and you can choose just where you want sprinkled

...and that's free of charge?

Of course not .....but you cant help but have your favourite customers

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Does it come with sprinkles

Oh yes.....and you can choose just where you want sprinkled

...and that's free of charge?

Of course not .....but you cant help but have your favourite customers

Loyalty scheme maybe then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Does it come with sprinkles

Oh yes.....and you can choose just where you want sprinkled

...and that's free of charge?

Of course not .....but you cant help but have your favourite customers

Loyalty scheme maybe then

Great idea....what shall we call it?

Tart tastic

Obviously need a reward scheme for loyal customers and extra points for introducing a friend

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By *9steamboatwillyMan over a year ago

Wirral

Don't eat it all at once

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By *iker boy 69Man over a year ago

midlands

Its made my fingers all sticky

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Greedy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can I get a coffee with that....

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Does that go hard if you leave it out In the open?

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

Firm and fruity

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can leave your hat on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Stick it in and pump it full of cream.

or jam"

Pump up the jam.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Not something I would personally say but:

“Can I have a cream pie?”

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Not something I would personally say but:

“Can I have a cream pie?”"

...go for the custard one instead then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good things you can say in bed and in a cake shop everyone.

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