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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just dont seem to get any meets lately
What's wrong with your profile?
You don't really have one.
Winston"
This is it, and what you have got isn't appealing, your name and status.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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No profile pic
No pics
No verifications
Then a bit to say you’re discreet so don’t have veris screams a bit of a lie.
No real info. And it’s a bit meh
I’d say it shows a lack of effort.
You only get out of life what you put in… more do on here.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like it , there should be more men’s profiles like this. Particularly like how you choose to not show any veris , super discreet
Just be patient …"
This is an approach that simply hadn't occurred to me. I salute you. |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
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Well,let's see....
1. You got no pics on profile
2. I'm curious, what's discreet sex got to do with verifications? That bit doesn't quite make sense at all.
All in all, I think you may need to revamp your entire profile a little. Jazz it up... add some pics, add a little flare and personality to your description. Hope that helps |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just dont seem to get any meets lately"
I dint want to sound flippant here. But what isn't wrong with it.? No pictures, no real I sight into who you are.. If I was a woman, or suggesting guys to meet with my FWB, your profile wouldn't even merit a second glance. Just saying.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ive updated my profile and pics are private as i got kids etc "
Dave, seriously, capital letters and sentences.
Make the pics friend only and crop one for your profile or take a picture of a cup of coffee. Just something. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You can’t be looking for what everyone else is looking for as everyone is looking for something different
A lot of people have kids on here? You don’t have to show your face publicly but a few pictures will help you a lot more than none. |
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"OK, 12 weeks. That's how long your profile has been alive. I've been constipated longer than that.
What do you think you could do to improve your situation?"
This made me crease
Haha I’d hate to think of the pain and aftermath of that situation  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you keep your profile as it is you will never ever meet anyone from here and chances are all the messages you send will be deleted without response. "
Louder for the people at the back. |
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We love a silhouette - adds an air of mystery and intrigue that makes us want to spend time digging through to find "Jason, hung and athletic" is "Brian, hairy-arsed trucker with egg down his front".  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OK, 12 weeks. That's how long your profile has been alive. I've been constipated longer than that.
What do you think you could do to improve your situation?"
Hahahaha, love that x |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"OK, 12 weeks. That's how long your profile has been alive. I've been constipated longer than that.
What do you think you could do to improve your situation?"
That's the funniest thing I heard all week.
Love your style. Nice profile pics too |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
Bedfont Feltham |
"Just dont seem to get any meets lately"
Yo are a bloke unless tiu have the body of a Greek god, Hung like a Don't and have a bank balance bigger than the GDP of a small country resign yourself to a long long wait. |
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"Just dont seem to get any meets lately
Yo are a bloke unless tiu have the body of a Greek god, Hung like a Don't and have a bank balance bigger than the GDP of a small country resign yourself to a long long wait." you couldn't be more wrong if you tried |
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By *host63Man
over a year ago
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"Just dont seem to get any meets lately
Yo are a bloke unless you have the body of a Greek god, Hung like a Donkey and have a bank balance bigger than the GDP of a small country resign yourself to a long long wait. you couldn't be more wrong if you tried"
Irony passed you by? I was half in jest. But if I am wrong tell me how and why or better yet PM the OP and tell him you like him |
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"Just dont seem to get any meets lately
Yo are a bloke unless you have the body of a Greek god, Hung like a Donkey and have a bank balance bigger than the GDP of a small country resign yourself to a long long wait. you couldn't be more wrong if you tried
Irony passed you by? I was half in jest. But if I am wrong tell me how and why or better yet PM the OP and tell him you like him"
I know plenty of guys on here with dad bods and over 50 who do very well on here, as they understand the swinging community. He size of their wallet or dick doesn't come into it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just dont seem to get any meets lately
Yo are a bloke unless you have the body of a Greek god, Hung like a Donkey and have a bank balance bigger than the GDP of a small country resign yourself to a long long wait. you couldn't be more wrong if you tried
Irony passed you by? I was half in jest. But if I am wrong tell me how and why or better yet PM the OP and tell him you like him
I know plenty of guys on here with dad bods and over 50 who do very well on here, as they understand the swinging community. He size of their wallet or dick doesn't come into it"
Winston fits very much into that category, not hung like a donkey (thank God) Dad bod, over 50 but totally understands the community.
He has over 150 meet verifications on his SM profile.
Lady Astor |
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