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By *ackdaw52 OP Man
over a year ago
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Loads of single mothers on here contact me saying they want me for sex.
But really I think they just want to enjoy a hot drink in a quiet, tidy living room.
Even once I get them upstairs they seem more interested in napping and using the bathroom in peace than fucking me senseless like they promised.
DON'T invite MILFs into your home. They eat all your chocolate and use your hot water for lengthy bubble baths! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"This is why I have horse hair bedsheets and leave a stubborn ring round the bath..."
How are your carpets ? I could roll for a nap on a toy free carpet.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh... i was expecting this to be about being tied up and by used atleast 5 women.
Disappointed  "
I think that's what he expected too. Maybe next time OP.. she will tie you up and bring her school mums friends . They will take your bath tub in turns. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh... i was expecting this to be about being tied up and by used atleast 5 women.
Disappointed
I think that's what he expected too. Maybe next time OP.. she will tie you up and bring her school mums friends . They will take your bath tub in turns. "
This sounds weirdly hot |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh... i was expecting this to be about being tied up and by used atleast 5 women.
Disappointed
I think that's what he expected too. Maybe next time OP.. she will tie you up and bring her school mums friends . They will take your bath tub in turns.
This sounds weirdly hot"
You could watch if they feel generous. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's worse here. Apparently our boiler has been broken for the last few months and we have an endless supply of "plumbers" coming round to sort things out. MrsN tends to show them around and take them up to the bedroom to tell them what she needs. Sometimes 2 or 3 plumbers turn up at the same time. Thing is the boiler seems to be working fine and it's installed in the garage. Am sure nothing is going on though.... |
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"It's worse here. Apparently our boiler has been broken for the last few months and we have an endless supply of "plumbers" coming round to sort things out. MrsN tends to show them around and take them up to the bedroom to tell them what she needs. Sometimes 2 or 3 plumbers turn up at the same time. Thing is the boiler seems to be working fine and it's installed in the garage. Am sure nothing is going on though.... "
Do you need an electrician anytime soon ?  |
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"Loads of single mothers on here contact me saying they want me for sex.
But really I think they just want to enjoy a hot drink in a quiet, tidy living room.
Even once I get them upstairs they seem more interested in napping and using the bathroom in peace than fucking me senseless like they promised.
DON'T invite MILFs into your home. They eat all your chocolate and use your hot water for lengthy bubble baths!"
had a sl...ave (cant use that word apparently) like that lol she started off kinky as fuck but soon decided she liked a nice hot bubble bath and snacks more lol dont be such a good host!  |
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"Loads of single mothers on here contact me saying they want me for sex.
But really I think they just want to enjoy a hot drink in a quiet, tidy living room.
Even once I get them upstairs they seem more interested in napping and using the bathroom in peace than fucking me senseless like they promised.
DON'T invite MILFs into your home. They eat all your chocolate and use your hot water for lengthy bubble baths!"
lmfao this is just hilarious |
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