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over a year ago
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I had a hand full of cherry tomatoes just now. Dropped one on the kitchen side and caught it as it fell off with the same full left hand finger tips. Boom 
I’m right handed and a clutz usually.
How I didn’t stab myself with the knife I had in my right hand is beyond me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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If i drop any money it usually hits me on the back of the head."
I dropped my needle point tweezers the other day. I couldn’t even move as they fell and stabbed into the floor next to my bare feet. They were proper sticking out of the wood.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I once slipped whilst traversing a muddy path on a camber, my right leg totally went away from me and somehow I managed to plant my left foot down hard and ended up stood there in a pose not dissimilar to the Karate Kid doing the Crane pose...
I also once caught an edge while snowboarding, tumbled backwards bouncing off my back and helmet before continuing in much the same trajectory and speed, utterly bewildered at what had happened.
And years ago at school someone shot a pellet of rolled up paper out of a biro dart gun at school, that I caught between my thumb and forefinger, and when my deadly assassin started to exclaim "You lucky git" I flicked it back at him and it caught in his pursed lips as he made the "You" sound...
On the evidence of this, I'm a bad ass shinnobi style warrior! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once slipped whilst traversing a muddy path on a camber, my right leg totally went away from me and somehow I managed to plant my left foot down hard and ended up stood there in a pose not dissimilar to the Karate Kid doing the Crane pose...
I also once caught an edge while snowboarding, tumbled backwards bouncing off my back and helmet before continuing in much the same trajectory and speed, utterly bewildered at what had happened.
And years ago at school someone shot a pellet of rolled up paper out of a biro dart gun at school, that I caught between my thumb and forefinger, and when my deadly assassin started to exclaim "You lucky git" I flicked it back at him and it caught in his pursed lips as he made the "You" sound...
On the evidence of this, I'm a bad ass shinnobi style warrior!"
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Hats off to you |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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Many years ago my old mum had had a stroke, when visiting her there was a blue bottle fly buzzing around causing the patients to lose balance, nurse / physios were very annoyed at this pesky fly ..unlike the karate kid and chop sticks (a true ninja ).. whumphhhh hand shot out and caught it in my hand.. so more apprentice
Nurses were very happy, even happier when I gave them bottlds of whiskey gin and vodka for their xmas raffle  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Last week I heard a tiny meow from above me while I was on my balcony. As I walked over to look I suddenly saw that a kitten was falling and managed to catch it just before my railings would have been in the way.
I felt pretty ninja that evening! |
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"Last week I heard a tiny meow from above me while I was on my balcony. As I walked over to look I suddenly saw that a kitten was falling and managed to catch it just before my railings would have been in the way.
I felt pretty ninja that evening! "
You’re a kitten catching hero  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Many years ago my old mum had had a stroke, when visiting her there was a blue bottle fly buzzing around causing the patients to lose balance, nurse / physios were very annoyed at this pesky fly ..unlike the karate kid and chop sticks (a true ninja ).. whumphhhh hand shot out and caught it in my hand.. so more apprentice
Nurses were very happy, even happier when I gave them bottlds of whiskey gin and vodka for their xmas raffle "
My gran used to have that skill…. And making gin vanish |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I was in a shop buying a few bits and bobs and at the till there was a moth flying around. The person serving was absolutely petrified so I caught it and took it outside
I also used to do the same with wasps and bees in the office.
Spiders.. If there's one in the same room as me I'm a ninja jumping around the furniture trying to get away from it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah a ginger ninja hiiiiiyyyyyyaa
Did you know ginger people are rarer than intersex people? "
What about ginger ninja intersex people with green eyes? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Yeah a ginger ninja hiiiiiyyyyyyaa
Did you know ginger people are rarer than intersex people?
What about ginger ninja intersex people with green eyes?"
Nah. Frickin loads of them around |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I make people jump a lot when I talk to them because they haven't noticed I'm right beside them. I'm that stealthy! "
People like you will be the death of me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I once cut a wasps head off mid flight - I was flailing at the sharp-arsed bugger and had a filleting knife in-hand "
Was it in fact just a wasp suicide? |
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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago
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"I once cut a wasps head off mid flight - I was flailing at the sharp-arsed bugger and had a filleting knife in-hand
Was it in fact just a wasp suicide? "
I felt like an absolute super hero. Just one that's scared of wasps. |
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"I once cut a wasps head off mid flight - I was flailing at the sharp-arsed bugger and had a filleting knife in-hand
Was it in fact just a wasp suicide? "
Insecticide |
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I was a keeper for the five-side team I was in, I’ve got pretty good hand to eye and fast reflexes, so I guess I’m ninja-ish. 
