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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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With apologies to Posh, a twist on My Mate Fancies you…
Someone in here caught your eye? Let them know via our army of willing posties, and while you’re at it, let them know what you’ve got them for Christmas 
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire including your Christmas gift idea. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and OPEN YOUR FILTERS PEOPLE!
Hope you get just what you always wanted!
Postman Mouse x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:
“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company” |
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"I have here a very fetching set of Crotchless Panties addresses to Nora, the gift tag reads:
“I don’t fancy you, but I love you dearly”
That’s just never going to not make me laugh"
Hahahah. I thought you’d have probably heard about it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have a lovely cake tin here addressed to Saffron40 with this message
Saffron - If you ever offer cake, I’d like it to be ready and fresh.
Erm what other kind is there?!?!  "
100 year old Christmas fruit cake  |
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"I have a lovely cake tin here addressed to Saffron40 with this message
Saffron - If you ever offer cake, I’d like it to be ready and fresh.
Erm what other kind is there?!?! "
They’ve obviously seen the food stash in your downstairs loo |
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"I have a lovely cake tin here addressed to Saffron40 with this message
Saffron - If you ever offer cake, I’d like it to be ready and fresh.
Erm what other kind is there?!?!
They’ve obviously seen the food stash in your downstairs loo "
to be fair it’s got worse!!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Dangermouse - Myself and Penfold clubbed together for some Dangermouse socks. No, really it was our pleasure xx "
For you (whoever you are) I’ll get over my fear of novelty socks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woody B, i have a parcel for you from a vixen…she got you a mini fridge… she always think of that poor squirty cream being overheated down your pants  "
This is true. And thank you  |
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"I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:
“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”"
Oh I missed this!! Oh thank you. That’s the perfect gift  |
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"I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:
“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”
Oh I missed this!! Oh thank you. That’s the perfect gift "
We’re you too busy trying your new knickers on? |
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"I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:
“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”
Oh I missed this!! Oh thank you. That’s the perfect gift
We’re you too busy trying your new knickers on? "
. Don’t start me off again. Hahahaha |
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"I have in my hands a rather beautiful framed photo of a pair of boobs, with a note attached for Nora:
“I love your boobs so I got you a picture of my boobs to keep them company”
Oh I missed this!! Oh thank you. That’s the perfect gift
We’re you too busy trying your new knickers on?
. Don’t start me off again. Hahahaha"
cannot deal!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Keyser soze I'm giving you a specsavers voucher and a new measuring tape - no more of this shaft misleading business for you! and a ring doughnut for after... for me. Take us for a spin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rex my filthy friend is giving you a annual subscription to Bumholes Journal. Hope it makes for some deep reading 
This person is my newest bestest friend  "
Not so newest you moron |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have a very stinky gift for Bah Humbug, looks like a selection of cheeses from 2016, and the note “thought you might want these, well I don’t so might as well pass them on…” |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nora Nora..my gorgeous friend is presenting you with a peach shaped cushion. That bench must be uncomfortable for long periods of time and you've been sat there a while
Hahaha. That’s so kind "
You are very welcome. |
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"Nora Nora..my gorgeous friend is presenting you with a peach shaped cushion. That bench must be uncomfortable for long periods of time and you've been sat there a while
Hahaha. That’s so kind
You are very welcome. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mrs Sapphire, This foxy bitch is giving you a pearl necklace. Real one you perverts. Girl is a gem and a treasure to hold "
I got a present!!! Thankyou the real or durty one is very appreciated  |
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"Rex my filthy friend is giving you a annual subscription to Bumholes Journal. Hope it makes for some deep reading
This person is my newest bestest friend
Not so newest you moron "
Does your brown cave appear in the book?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oooh I have a gift for dangermouse just been delivered
Dangermouse, I present you with a giant hamster wheel. All complete with hand and ankle cuffs. Hop on
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Really quite worried about the mindset of this generous gifter… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh, how I'd love to be sandwiched between these two!
Bellaseas I am giving you a mini lighthouse necklace for those poor souls to be guided home as they haven't yet lost themselves in your cleavage |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I have an Allen Key with a note attached to Presentsinmydrawers. It reads:
Presents in my drawers I present you with an all expenses paid trip to IKEA for all your drawers needs and desires. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My sexy friends said:
For Rex Ho Ho Holes - I'm getting you a razor so you can shave my bumole.. give my husband a little rest
Now this is definitely ErectJim "
You are so wrong !
Jim just give him something.. he definitely is convinced he is getting something from you  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bellaseas, I have this beautiful diamond encrusted fart tube that you can use to blow the candles out on your next birthday. It looks pretty sturdy to I reckon you can use it as a weapon too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I have an Allen Key with a note attached to Presentsinmydrawers. It reads:
Presents in my drawers I present you with an all expenses paid trip to IKEA for all your drawers needs and desires. "
Oh this person knows me, I think! Perfect! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Spider Bunny, here’s a gift beautifully wrapped in brown paper and string and on the tag:
Bob, the only thing you could need for Christmas is more items with POSH on, so I enclose a fluffy onesie with her name embroidered on it. Love, a fan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I howled reading this.. she is as funny as good looking one
For Rex Ho Ho Holes - I'm gifting you Jim with a nice pretty bow on his head. Quite clearly your ONLY Christmas wish |
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"Curious scouser
I am presenting you with a box of craft supplies with a hope there is more to come beyond those wicked wiggly giant eyes
I think this is code for jiggy jiggy "
Oh... even better than googly boobs: GLITTERY googly boobs! 
Thank you anonymous Santa!
(Ps jiggy jiggy also a welcome gift) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Animal trip? I'm coming too!
Jamie I am giving you a ticket to a Beavers sanctuary so you get rid of the idea that you look like a demented beaver biting your lip. Very much incorrect perception! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Rose, please may I have a picture..
Please can you give the gift of fluffy nipple tassels to the beautiful Rose… her nips are looking like they need some warmth… |
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"Animal trip? I'm coming too!
Jamie I am giving you a ticket to a Beavers sanctuary so you get rid of the idea that you look like a demented beaver biting your lip. Very much incorrect perception!"
It was disgruntled pug actually!
Is City Jeans back?!?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Rose, please may I have a picture..
Please can you give the gift of fluffy nipple tassels to the beautiful Rose… her nips are looking like they need some warmth… "
That can be arranged
But the thing is they never stay on. So I need couple of assisting hands for those fashion slip offs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Kinky inked minx
“My Christmas gift to you is lingerie modelling session.. and you get to keep all the ones you like. And they would be so lucky to come in close contact with your skin. Can i watch?!”
I also, would like to watch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again "
What a great space for a swingers outdoor festival! Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again
What a great space for a swingers outdoor festival! Thank you "
Can I have pre sale ticket pretty please ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again
What a great space for a swingers outdoor festival! Thank you
Can I have pre sale ticket pretty please ? "
You can have a VIP pass |
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By *piderBunnyCouple
over a year ago
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"Spider Bunny, here’s a gift beautifully wrapped in brown paper and string and on the tag:
Bob, the only thing you could need for Christmas is more items with POSH on, so I enclose a fluffy onesie with her name embroidered on it. Love, a fan "
... I'll have a spare!
Many thanks mysterious fan!
Bob  |
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"Kinky inked minx
“My Christmas gift to you is lingerie modelling session.. and you get to keep all the ones you like. And they would be so lucky to come in close contact with your skin. Can i watch?!”
I also, would like to watch "
Ooh I like the sound of this |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Bellaseas, another gift you you!
Curiously, it’s an empty package with NO TOWEL in it, and the message “I’d like you to wear it from the shower when I give you a snog” |
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over a year ago
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"Dangermouse, I have a gift to deliver to you.
It's a golem called Gladys to help you with your postman duties."
I’m very glad of Gladys, some of these gifts are heavy and I’m only wee! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"AppleTree1000 - I am giving you a 1000 acres of land to expand your orchard and come up with a 1001 prototype of the apple tree to make Britain great again
What a great space for a swingers outdoor festival! Thank you
Can I have pre sale ticket pretty please ?
You can have a VIP pass "
Never won a lottery! This beats it |
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