Today's Math Test: If a 30yr old male maths teacher takes a 15yr old female pupil 350 miles to France at an average speed of 46mph, how many years will he get in jail ?
"Ummm let's see ..... 15 divide by 35 carry the one multiply by the sum of the whole parts minus 2 by 36 tothe power of 10 equals fucking shit loads!!! "