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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

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By *yron69Man over a year ago

Fareham

How do we get in then??

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Careful...that creamy looking topping might not be butter

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"How do we get in then??"

The cats can work the intercom

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

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By *ack688Man over a year ago

abruzzo Italy (and UK)

Hmm, if I’m buttering the crumpets in the kitchen then they certainly aren’t all making it out of there before I scoff them myself.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Careful...that creamy looking topping might not be butter "

Haha I can't believe it's not (man) butter!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No do it yourself im also too comfy and warm to get up

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh go on then… I do love a bit of crumpet!!

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

I'll bring plenty of extra Warburton's crumpets as well as I love an evening full of crumpet!

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

I'll bring plenty of extra Warburton's crumpets as well as I love an evening full of crumpet!

Afternoon crumpet is good too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is it Lurpack

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By *ussle SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Seems like there is a queue and they would be cold by the time I get there.

I will make do with buttering my own for now

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By *harlie chesterMan over a year ago

Chester

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

I'll bring plenty of extra Warburton's crumpets as well as I love an evening full of crumpet!

Afternoon crumpet is good too

I can be there soon. I have a lovely butter knife

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By *harlie chesterMan over a year ago

Chester

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

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I would butter them

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By *rivateparts!Man over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Do you actually have any crumpets in or is it just a ploy to get people naked?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Do you actually have any crumpets in or is it just a ploy to get people naked?"

Mmn why hadn't I thought of that

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By *hubby CoupleCouple over a year ago

Essex

The big question is buttered hot or cold ?

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By *ildmanYorksMan over a year ago

Doncaster & Bembridge

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Salted or unsalted butter?

Shall I bring some Dreamies for the cats?

Ooh I like the cut of your jib

Salted please.

The cats said suprise them

I'll bring plenty of extra Warburton's crumpets as well as I love an evening full of crumpet!

Afternoon crumpet is good too

So is morning crumpet

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Got to be hot crumpet

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I've just made bourbon butter

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By *orkshireDrifterMan over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

I do like a 'buttered bun,'......

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Nah, but I’m up for icing your muffins

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By *izzy.miss.lizzyCouple over a year ago

Pembrokeshire

if its Lurpak I'll join you

if it isn't, no thanks

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By *pYaMan over a year ago

Ready…

How about peanut butter on them crumpets?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Some jam on your crumpet OP? x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

Is this euphemism?

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

We'll do it. Is there anything else of yours that needs buttering while we're at it?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Ooh err

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By *lex199169Man over a year ago

tamworth

"Who would like to butter my crumpets?

I'm all cozy on the sofa and don't want to get up

If you’re anything like me you’ll like them oooooozing

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"I've just made bourbon butter

Now that sounds intriguing...

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

"I've just made bourbon butter

Now that sounds intriguing...

It's like brandy butter... only better

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"We'll do it. Is there anything else of yours that needs buttering while we're at it? "

My buns could do with spreading

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Crumpets.

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

Are we talking crumpets or pikelets ?

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