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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
It’s that time again, when you folks get raunchy, festive and (possibly) naked to give another forumite a happy Christmas surprise, and I get a headache and a mild nervous condition.
Yes! It’s the forum Secret Santa!
How it works; state that you’re in on the thread and via PM (so that I can message you your match) and I will place you on the list.
On the 13th I will randomly match you with another forumite (I will try to stick to age and gender preferences wherever possible).
After the 13th you will have a week to take your festive photos for your match.
On the 20th, it’s up to you to send them and spread some Christmas joy!
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To ensure that things run as smoothly as possible, please message me directly so I can send you your match.
No, you can’t request specific members to match with!
If there are certain members that you don’t want to be matched with, I will endeavour to keep you separate.
You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!
For clarity and to prevent confusion or thoughts of impropriety, I’m not taking part.
As there’s nothing worse than matching or sending to people that disappear, please only take part if you actually intend on seeing this through!
Ho Ho Ho! |
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"It’s that time again, when you folks get raunchy, festive and (possibly) naked to give another forumite a happy Christmas surprise, and I get a headache and a mild nervous condition.
Yes! It’s the forum Secret Santa!
How it works; state that you’re in on the thread and via PM (so that I can message you your match) and I will place you on the list.
On the 13th I will randomly match you with another forumite (I will try to stick to age and gender preferences wherever possible).
After the 13th you will have a week to take your festive photos for your match.
On the 20th, it’s up to you to send them and spread some Christmas joy!
.
To ensure that things run as smoothly as possible, please message me directly so I can send you your match.
No, you can’t request specific members to match with!
If there are certain members that you don’t want to be matched with, I will endeavour to keep you separate.
You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!
For clarity and to prevent confusion or thoughts of impropriety, I’m not taking part.
As there’s nothing worse than matching or sending to people that disappear, please only take part if you actually intend on seeing this through!
Ho Ho Ho! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt?? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt?? "
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt??
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa. "
Ohhhh... Yeah i get it... Err whuut
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"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt??
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa. "
So the matches don’t swap pictures with each other ??  |
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So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt??
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa.
So the matches don’t swap pictures with each other ?? "
How will i know if I'm receiving a SS or a randon tinsel dick |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all "
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede...  breaks?? |
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"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt??
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa.
So the matches don’t swap pictures with each other ??
How will i know if I'm receiving a SS or a randon tinsel dick "
That’s what I was thinking. Plus do I not send until I receive one ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt??
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa.
So the matches don’t swap pictures with each other ??
How will i know if I'm receiving a SS or a randon tinsel dick
That’s what I was thinking. Plus do I not send until I receive one ? "
What if you don't receive one... Or thought you did but it was jazzy jims jizzled jizz |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede... breaks??"
That’s where the migraine kicks in for me!
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt??
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa.
So the matches don’t swap pictures with each other ??
How will i know if I'm receiving a SS or a randon tinsel dick
That’s what I was thinking. Plus do I not send until I receive one ? "
The picture will be sent for you with a message (usually) announcing that they’re your secret Santa.
You send on the 20th, whether you’ve received or not.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede... breaks??
That’s where the migraine kicks in for me!
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You made it complex... Dont blame us.. We are just future proofing / testing your plan |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt??
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa.
So the matches don’t swap pictures with each other ??
How will i know if I'm receiving a SS or a randon tinsel dick
That’s what I was thinking. Plus do I not send until I receive one ?
What if you don't receive one... Or thought you did but it was jazzy jims jizzled jizz"
Everyone receives one, I have contingency policies |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede... breaks??
That’s where the migraine kicks in for me!
You made it complex... Dont blame us.. We are just future proofing / testing your plan "
It works, trust me. I’ve done this a few times now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede... breaks??
That’s where the migraine kicks in for me!
You made it complex... Dont blame us.. We are just future proofing / testing your plan
It works, trust me. I’ve done this a few times now"
Wait .. Are you the contingency  |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede... breaks??
That’s where the migraine kicks in for me!
You made it complex... Dont blame us.. We are just future proofing / testing your plan
It works, trust me. I’ve done this a few times now
Wait .. Are you the contingency "
Nope! I’ve got enough pictures with tinsel and parcel ribbon |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede... breaks??
That’s where the migraine kicks in for me!
You made it complex... Dont blame us.. We are just future proofing / testing your plan
It works, trust me. I’ve done this a few times now
Wait .. Are you the contingency
Nope! I’ve got enough pictures with tinsel and parcel ribbon "
Phew.. So seems like every angle is covered |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede... breaks??
That’s where the migraine kicks in for me!
You made it complex... Dont blame us.. We are just future proofing / testing your plan
It works, trust me. I’ve done this a few times now
Wait .. Are you the contingency
Nope! I’ve got enough pictures with tinsel and parcel ribbon
Phew.. So seems like every angle is covered "
Phew? How bloody rude!
*makes notes* |
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"Oh i thought I'd already signed up?!
I'm in i think, but a bit confused by the not matcing a swap comment!?
"You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!"
Like.. Err whuuuuuttt??
An example is, If you send a picture to me, I won’t be sending mine to you, it will be to a third person.
Think of it like your office secret Santa.
So the matches don’t swap pictures with each other ??
How will i know if I'm receiving a SS or a randon tinsel dick
That’s what I was thinking. Plus do I not send until I receive one ?
The picture will be sent for you with a message (usually) announcing that they’re your secret Santa.
You send on the 20th, whether you’ve received or not.
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Ok I think. I will be a late sender that day as out all day |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So essentially
Bob sends a picture to Daisy
Daisy sends a picture to Frank
Frank sends a picture to Linda
Linda sends a picture to George
And in a big circle until someone sends their picture to Bob.
And everyone sends lovely pictures of boobs to Tea Monkey for organising it all
What happens if the daisy chain.. Or is it a centipede... breaks??
That’s where the migraine kicks in for me!
You made it complex... Dont blame us.. We are just future proofing / testing your plan
It works, trust me. I’ve done this a few times now
Wait .. Are you the contingency
Nope! I’ve got enough pictures with tinsel and parcel ribbon
Phew.. So seems like every angle is covered
Phew? How bloody rude!
*makes notes* "
Oh shush  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
Let me get this straight.
You're matching people, but only one person has to send a pic? What happens to the person who doesn't have to send one, do they get matched with someone else and send them a pic? |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Let me get this straight.
You're matching people, but only one person has to send a pic? What happens to the person who doesn't have to send one, do they get matched with someone else and send them a pic? "
No. Everyone involved sends a picture, it’s just not direct swapping.
Person A sends to person B, who sends to C, who sends to D and on around to person A |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s that time again, when you folks get raunchy, festive and (possibly) naked to give another forumite a happy Christmas surprise, and I get a headache and a mild nervous condition.
Yes! It’s the forum Secret Santa!
How it works; state that you’re in on the thread and via PM (so that I can message you your match) and I will place you on the list.
On the 13th I will randomly match you with another forumite (I will try to stick to age and gender preferences wherever possible).
After the 13th you will have a week to take your festive photos for your match.
On the 20th, it’s up to you to send them and spread some Christmas joy!
.
To ensure that things run as smoothly as possible, please message me directly so I can send you your match.
No, you can’t request specific members to match with!
If there are certain members that you don’t want to be matched with, I will endeavour to keep you separate.
You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!
For clarity and to prevent confusion or thoughts of impropriety, I’m not taking part.
As there’s nothing worse than matching or sending to people that disappear, please only take part if you actually intend on seeing this through!
Ho Ho Ho! "
I can't message you directly to confirm I'm in |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
"Let me get this straight.
You're matching people, but only one person has to send a pic? What happens to the person who doesn't have to send one, do they get matched with someone else and send them a pic?
No. Everyone involved sends a picture, it’s just not direct swapping.
Person A sends to person B, who sends to C, who sends to D and on around to person A "
Oh of course. It's Secret Santa |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"It’s that time again, when you folks get raunchy, festive and (possibly) naked to give another forumite a happy Christmas surprise, and I get a headache and a mild nervous condition.
Yes! It’s the forum Secret Santa!
How it works; state that you’re in on the thread and via PM (so that I can message you your match) and I will place you on the list.
On the 13th I will randomly match you with another forumite (I will try to stick to age and gender preferences wherever possible).
After the 13th you will have a week to take your festive photos for your match.
On the 20th, it’s up to you to send them and spread some Christmas joy!
.
To ensure that things run as smoothly as possible, please message me directly so I can send you your match.
No, you can’t request specific members to match with!
If there are certain members that you don’t want to be matched with, I will endeavour to keep you separate.
You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!
For clarity and to prevent confusion or thoughts of impropriety, I’m not taking part.
As there’s nothing worse than matching or sending to people that disappear, please only take part if you actually intend on seeing this through!
Ho Ho Ho!
I can't message you directly to confirm I'm in "
You should be able to, I don’t have filters on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It’s that time again, when you folks get raunchy, festive and (possibly) naked to give another forumite a happy Christmas surprise, and I get a headache and a mild nervous condition.
Yes! It’s the forum Secret Santa!
How it works; state that you’re in on the thread and via PM (so that I can message you your match) and I will place you on the list.
On the 13th I will randomly match you with another forumite (I will try to stick to age and gender preferences wherever possible).
After the 13th you will have a week to take your festive photos for your match.
On the 20th, it’s up to you to send them and spread some Christmas joy!
.
To ensure that things run as smoothly as possible, please message me directly so I can send you your match.
No, you can’t request specific members to match with!
If there are certain members that you don’t want to be matched with, I will endeavour to keep you separate.
You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!
For clarity and to prevent confusion or thoughts of impropriety, I’m not taking part.
As there’s nothing worse than matching or sending to people that disappear, please only take part if you actually intend on seeing this through!
Ho Ho Ho! "
OK I'm in. I'm up for a bit of fun. |
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"Another bump
Oh dear. Do you need a plaster? Someone to kiss it better?
I’ve bumped it again "
Not again?! Someone pass me those bandages. Should I ask exactly what you've bumped before I pucker up and kiss it better?  |
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By *HoneyWoman
over a year ago
Hertfordshire |
I’m in but can you clarify the paragraph that starts with “you will not be receiving..”
I’ll message you as you will not be able to currently message me
"It’s that time again, when you folks get raunchy, festive and (possibly) naked to give another forumite a happy Christmas surprise, and I get a headache and a mild nervous condition.
Yes! It’s the forum Secret Santa!
How it works; state that you’re in on the thread and via PM (so that I can message you your match) and I will place you on the list.
On the 13th I will randomly match you with another forumite (I will try to stick to age and gender preferences wherever possible).
After the 13th you will have a week to take your festive photos for your match.
On the 20th, it’s up to you to send them and spread some Christmas joy!
.
To ensure that things run as smoothly as possible, please message me directly so I can send you your match.
No, you can’t request specific members to match with!
If there are certain members that you don’t want to be matched with, I will endeavour to keep you separate.
You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!
For clarity and to prevent confusion or thoughts of impropriety, I’m not taking part.
As there’s nothing worse than matching or sending to people that disappear, please only take part if you actually intend on seeing this through!
Ho Ho Ho! "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I’m in but can you clarify the paragraph that starts with “you will not be receiving..”
I’ll message you as you will not be able to currently message me"
Read the thread.. It's all explained |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"I’m in but can you clarify the paragraph that starts with “you will not be receiving..”
I’ll message you as you will not be able to currently message me
It’s that time again, when you folks get raunchy, festive and (possibly) naked to give another forumite a happy Christmas surprise, and I get a headache and a mild nervous condition.
Yes! It’s the forum Secret Santa!
How it works; state that you’re in on the thread and via PM (so that I can message you your match) and I will place you on the list.
On the 13th I will randomly match you with another forumite (I will try to stick to age and gender preferences wherever possible).
After the 13th you will have a week to take your festive photos for your match.
On the 20th, it’s up to you to send them and spread some Christmas joy!
.
To ensure that things run as smoothly as possible, please message me directly so I can send you your match.
No, you can’t request specific members to match with!
If there are certain members that you don’t want to be matched with, I will endeavour to keep you separate.
You will not be receiving a picture from the person that I match you with, I’m not swap matching folks, just to add to the headache!
For clarity and to prevent confusion or thoughts of impropriety, I’m not taking part.
As there’s nothing worse than matching or sending to people that disappear, please only take part if you actually intend on seeing this through!
Ho Ho Ho! "
It’s explained in the thread |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"*THREAD CLOSED*
Darn it, just when I decided to join. 
I thought I had joined but no post from me it seems..."
Bother, what are we going to do about that? We both can't not join surely... *cough cough* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"*THREAD CLOSED*
Darn it, just when I decided to join.
I thought I had joined but no post from me it seems...
Bother, what are we going to do about that? We both can't not join surely... *cough cough*"
I mean... |
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"*THREAD CLOSED*
Darn it, just when I decided to join.
I thought I had joined but no post from me it seems...
Bother, what are we going to do about that? We both can't not join surely... *cough cough*"
Hmmm if only there was an easy solution. |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Did we get matched yet!?!
He’s been doing them tonight but not quite finished "
Please may you drop a hint that the two latecomers would like to be on the list if his young brain can cope with that additional work? |
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"Did we get matched yet!?!
He’s been doing them tonight but not quite finished
Please may you drop a hint that the two latecomers would like to be on the list if his young brain can cope with that additional work? "
I’ll give him a crack |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Did we get matched yet!?!
He’s been doing them tonight but not quite finished
Please may you drop a hint that the two latecomers would like to be on the list if his young brain can cope with that additional work?
I’ll give him a crack "
This is why Mancs are the best, that can do attitude. x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Did we get matched yet!?!
He’s been doing them tonight but not quite finished
Are you giving him coffee to keep him alert "
He has 13 minutes left or all bets are off |
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