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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't eat a Kebab even if I was told I'd be brutally murdered by a 28 stone MMA champion haha  "
Funny. Eating kebabs and fighting 28 stone MMA champions is what most like to try when they’re pissed  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Also how can you write d*unk in the title but it sensors it in the responses?
Because the site is poorly made. And because the censorship is inane."
I don’t get why it would censor d*unk. It also censors the shortened name for Coca Cola. I get it’s the name of a drug but still ridiculous.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Drop a whole drink on the floor.
Honestly, the table must have grown legs and moved a foot to the left. Husband had another drink in his hand though so *yoink*, that was mine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dance*
*The verb to dance is correct only in that it explains what I think I'm doing. Other people would use verbs like sway or flail to offer a more accurate description.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dance*
*The verb to dance is correct only in that it explains what I think I'm doing. Other people would use verbs like sway or flail to offer a more accurate description.
Mr"
My husband actually got asked to leave one of our local bars because they said he couldn't dance |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dance*
*The verb to dance is correct only in that it explains what I think I'm doing. Other people would use verbs like sway or flail to offer a more accurate description.
Mr
My husband actually got asked to leave one of our local bars because they said he couldn't dance "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pee in the road 
Kiss random stranger's
Fall asleep in odd place's
Gets pissed off a pint= cheap date  "
Peeing in the road seems very much a thing a woman from Bolton does  haha |
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By *asual777Man
over a year ago
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Nothing . It just makes me braver . Eat that kebab I really want to , say the searingly honest thing I really should , attempt to arrange the risky sexual liaison I really crave . Yet I almost never get d*unk anymore because the hangover Isn’t worth it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Play hide and seek. I have a very strange need to hide what I'm d*unk which cause me some problems as I also have a tendency to fall asleep around the same time. I've wakened up under the spare bed, in cupboards, upside down at the foot of the stairs, in the shed and once lamentably with my head in the open freezer - cue panic batch cooking to save the defrosting food. |
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