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Now I remember why I don't drink much
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over a year ago
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"Are kippers furry? This feels furry.
Did one of those cats climb in after you nodded off last night? 
Ermmm aren't there forum rules about bestiality?!  "
There's always loads of chat about eating pussy!! |
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"Are kippers furry? This feels furry.
Did one of those cats climb in after you nodded off last night?
Ermmm aren't there forum rules about bestiality?!
There's always loads of chat about eating pussy!! "
Pussy is a widely accepted euphemism. Cat is simply a domestic feline.
Bustles off to look for rspca number in hants... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"That will be the badgers arse "
Course, it could have been beaver...
I would go for a bottle of mouthwash ( the whole bottle if it's that bad!) and a tongue scraper (which I actually have but never used) and have a darn good go with it....
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Man up and deal with it. Hair of the dog is what you need, or better still drink pint of water before you sleep  "
No, I just needed to clean my teeth again. I didn't have a hangover, just a furry mouth. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are kippers furry? This feels furry.
Did one of those cats climb in after you nodded off last night? "
I did a head count, a paw count and a tail count just to be sure and all furbears are present and correct.
Besides, I may have a big mouth but it isn't *that* big!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Man up and deal with it. Hair of the dog is what you need, or better still drink pint of water before you sleep
No, I just needed to clean my teeth again. I didn't have a hangover, just a furry mouth."
obviously mouth has come in line with recent weather and keeping u warm lol  |
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"Are kippers furry? This feels furry.
Did one of those cats climb in after you nodded off last night?
I did a head count, a paw count and a tail count just to be sure and all furbears are present and correct.
Besides, I may have a big mouth but it isn't *that* big!!"
How big are they?? 
Have you been cross breeding with that lion that was on the loose? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Are kippers furry? This feels furry.
Did one of those cats climb in after you nodded off last night?
I did a head count, a paw count and a tail count just to be sure and all furbears are present and correct.
Besides, I may have a big mouth but it isn't *that* big!!
How big are they??
Have you been cross breeding with that lion that was on the loose?"
They're Ragdolls, which is a large breed, (possibly the largest domestic breed of cat, depending on who one believes). Boy cat is an average sized neutered male at around 6kg. Girl cat is very small for the breed at 4.5kg. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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My boy cat wanted to join in on Canada chat and climbed onto my chest whilst I was on cam, chatting (clothed and just chatting, I should add) last night.
Girl cat did the same the previous time.
They just have to be involved in nearly everything I do. |
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