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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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......(appears from hospital lamp)
I am your Fab genie, what 3 wishes would you like?
Ps. None of that ' can I have more wishes' trickery
Pps. I said wishes, not Wishys, no one wants 3 of them  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello Genie Ben my three wishes would be to have three more cocks.
I've always been intrigued by the phrase 'like a dog with two cocks' and I want to up the anti a bit."
Your wish is granted, you can now Fuck left right and centre |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Id like a credit card with an unlimited balance so i can go get a tit reduction ta... then loads of new undies  "
tit reduction? I grant wishes not miracles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My three wishes are;
1. Im a virgin - honest really its true - and id like to lose my virginity; can you help please
2. have just lost my virginity (see above) can i have more sex please
3. OMG Genie; my willy worn out after all the sex; can you replace it for a like for like ie; 10"x5" - thanks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Id like a credit card with an unlimited balance so i can go get a tit reduction ta... then loads of new undies
tit reduction? I grant wishes not miracles "
lmfao.. please ben..  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I want to be a car seat!
To have my fat arse sat on you day in day out, believe me you don't!"
Same here, especially after a night out on the beer & curry!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My first would be a car, sick of bloody walking and public transport in this weather
What about your other 2?"
Vodka on tap and a (free) longterm sexy gardener |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I would like my dad back
A million pounds, I'm not greedy, much
And world peace
Get that pic up so i can wish for it lol"
Lol no, not until its bum avatar week!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello Genie Ben my three wishes would be to have three more cocks.
I've always been intrigued by the phrase 'like a dog with two cocks' and I want to up the anti a bit."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1- week off work so I can go and abuse someone
2- chauffeur and car service with map of "up north"
3- rubber ring for after the first wish...lol think I might need it..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Enough money that I could invest it and live comfortably on the interest.
To be 4 stones lighter and to have no difficulty maintaining that.
For all my allergies, sensitivities and health problems to disappear for good, leaving me in good health. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My first would be a car, sick of bloody walking and public transport in this weather
What about your other 2?
Vodka on tap and a (free) longterm sexy gardener "
granted. you now have a new Aston Martin on your drive, vodka from your kitchen cold tap and Alan Titmarsh in the garden. Apologies for Alan, but I went over budget on the first 2. Austerity affects us all!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 the lucky numbers to the euro millions draw 80 million THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
2 the best surgeon money can buy who can make me the sexiest shemale
3 a box of krispy kreme donuts to scoff as oi daydream about lingerie shopping with 80 million quids |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 the lucky numbers to the euro millions draw 80 million THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
2 the best surgeon money can buy who can make me the sexiest shemale
3 a box of krispy kreme donuts to scoff as oi daydream about lingerie shopping with 80 million quids "
Do you fancy going halfs on buying that ticket? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1... hair as I would like short dreadlocks
2... a house by the sea that I could walk down the stairs onto the sand.
3....health for my loved one"
granted. Please post a pic of your pubic deadlock, I like to judge my work |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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1 forum peace ( no squabbling ) just for one day
2 three nice gents to keep me entertained when the mr is at work
3 a nice hot exotic holiday somewhere, 2 weeks should be enough |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My first would be a car, sick of bloody walking and public transport in this weather
What about your other 2?
Vodka on tap and a (free) longterm sexy gardener
granted. you now have a new Aston Martin on your drive, vodka from your kitchen cold tap and Alan Titmarsh in the garden. Apologies for Alan, but I went over budget on the first 2. Austerity affects us all! "
Oh you little gem... Don't worry about Alan the other two more than compensate besides i think my garden is even a challenge for him |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"1... hair as I would like short dreadlocks
2... a house by the sea that I could walk down the stairs onto the sand.
3....health for my loved one
granted. Please post a pic of your pubic deadlock, I like to judge my work "
deviant |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1... hair as I would like short dreadlocks
2... a house by the sea that I could walk down the stairs onto the sand.
3....health for my loved one
granted. Please post a pic of your pubic deadlock, I like to judge my work
deviant "
I can't help it, I don't get out much |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
Rub, rub, rubbity, rub...
Genie, please may I have:
1. A year off to pack up all my cares and woes?
2. A big house in Lyme Regis?
3. All of my friends visit me in the new big house?
Thank you. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To have one more hour with my Dad so I could say 'Thanks Dad' properly..
For my boys to see through their 'Mother's' lies and pick the phone up..
For Perky's daughter to wake up tomorrow morning and be able to say 'Good Morning Mum...'...
You can keep money and 'things'. They don't matter.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Rub, rub, rubbity, rub...
Genie, please may I have:
1. A year off to pack up all my cares and woes?
2. A big house in Lyme Regis?
3. All of my friends visit me in the new big house?
Thank you."
If you turn it in to a swinging party palace, its a deal |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Right now??
Rihanna covered in chocolate and tied spreadeagled to my bed!
I'll come back for the other two after breakfast!! "
I hope you enjoyed Rhianna, have you had breakfast yet or are you still full from the chocolate? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 forum peace ( no squabbling ) just for one day
2 three nice gents to keep me entertained when the mr is at work
3 a nice hot exotic holiday somewhere, 2 weeks should be enough "
enjoy the holiday with the 3 men.
Forum peace falls into the same category as Cute's tit reduction |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like just one wish at the moment, that my sodding cold would sod off as I am sick of sneezing and not feeling well  "
You too!? Can I share that wish please? Its put the mockers all the fun things in life, such as fitness and playing!
Wish number 2 could be to be able to breathe through my ears whilst nursing said cold!!
I'm thinking about wish no.3 .........it may involve Obi or Funkymonkey (or both!!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 the lucky numbers to the euro millions draw 80 million THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!
2 the best surgeon money can buy who can make me the sexiest shemale
3 a box of krispy kreme donuts to scoff as oi daydream about lingerie shopping with 80 million quids
Do you fancy going halfs on buying that ticket? "
ok  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 forum peace ( no squabbling ) just for one day
2 three nice gents to keep me entertained when the mr is at work
3 a nice hot exotic holiday somewhere, 2 weeks should be enough
enjoy the holiday with the 3 men
Forum peace falls into the same category as Cute's tit reduction "
I know this may be asking a bit much, but well here goes!
Can I pick the 3 men please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To have one more hour with my Dad so I could say 'Thanks Dad' properly..
For my boys to see through their 'Mother's' lies and pick the phone up..
For Perky's daughter to wake up tomorrow morning and be able to say 'Good Morning Mum...'...
You can keep money and 'things'. They don't matter.
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Awww |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 forum peace ( no squabbling ) just for one day
2 three nice gents to keep me entertained when the mr is at work
3 a nice hot exotic holiday somewhere, 2 weeks should be enough
enjoy the holiday with the 3 men
Forum peace falls into the same category as Cute's tit reduction
I know this may be asking a bit much, but well here goes!
Can I pick the 3 men please? "
name away |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"To have one more hour with my Dad so I could say 'Thanks Dad' properly..
For my boys to see through their 'Mother's' lies and pick the phone up..
For Perky's daughter to wake up tomorrow morning and be able to say 'Good Morning Mum...'...
You can keep money and 'things'. They don't matter.
Awww "
I really wish I could grant that x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"thank you Fab genie i seen this post this morning and just wished i had a job and this afternoon i got one thank you.
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congratulations... see the effect of rubbing my mighty lamp!
good luck in your new job |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about i use two wishes.. first wish for my left tit to be reduced... second wish for my right one to be done "
you already used 2... So the choice is left OR right tit... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Rub, rub, rubbity, rub...
Genie, please may I have:
1. A year off to pack up all my cares and woes?
2. A big house in Lyme Regis?
3. All of my friends visit me in the new big house?
Thank you.
If you turn it in to a swinging party palace, its a deal "
Clean, tidy people only. Or some sub slaves to clean up after all the fun? Welcome to my pleasure palace. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about i use two wishes.. first wish for my left tit to be reduced... second wish for my right one to be done
you already used 2... So the choice is left OR right tit... "
no my first was for a credit card with unlimited money so i could get it done and buy loads of new undies for after |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How about i use two wishes.. first wish for my left tit to be reduced... second wish for my right one to be done
you already used 2... So the choice is left OR right tit...
no my first was for a credit card with unlimited money so i could get it done and buy loads of new undies for after "
OK OK OK, both tits. What size do you want to go down to? Is it possible to keep the excess? I can use them as a bike rack |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"My three wishes are;
1. Im a virgin - honest really its true - and id like to lose my virginity; can you help please
2. have just lost my virginity (see above) can i have more sex please
3. OMG Genie; my willy worn out after all the sex; can you replace it for a like for like ie; 10"x5" - thanks"
granted... rectangular cock on its way!!!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like just one wish at the moment, that my sodding cold would sod off as I am sick of sneezing and not feeling well
You too!? Can I share that wish please? Its put the mockers all the fun things in life, such as fitness and playing!
Wish number 2 could be to be able to breathe through my ears whilst nursing said cold!!
I'm thinking about wish no.3 .........it may involve Obi or Funkymonkey (or both!!) "
Granted. I have also doused Funky and Obis cock in cold remedy, this can be taken orally or as a suppositary |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd like just one wish at the moment, that my sodding cold would sod off as I am sick of sneezing and not feeling well
You too!? Can I share that wish please? Its put the mockers all the fun things in life, such as fitness and playing!
Wish number 2 could be to be able to breathe through my ears whilst nursing said cold!!
I'm thinking about wish no.3 .........it may involve Obi or Funkymonkey (or both!!)
Granted. I have also doused Funky and Obis cock in cold remedy, this can be taken orally or as a suppositary "
Why thank you kind genie, my cold is SO bad I may have to double-up on said remedy!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How about i use two wishes.. first wish for my left tit to be reduced... second wish for my right one to be done
you already used 2... So the choice is left OR right tit...
no my first was for a credit card with unlimited money so i could get it done and buy loads of new undies for after
OK OK OK, both tits. What size do you want to go down to? Is it possible to keep the excess? I can use them as a bike rack "
Probs down to a G cup please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'd like just one wish at the moment, that my sodding cold would sod off as I am sick of sneezing and not feeling well
You too!? Can I share that wish please? Its put the mockers all the fun things in life, such as fitness and playing!
Wish number 2 could be to be able to breathe through my ears whilst nursing said cold!!
I'm thinking about wish no.3 .........it may involve Obi or Funkymonkey (or both!!)
Granted. I have also doused Funky and Obis cock in cold remedy, this can be taken orally or as a suppositary
Why thank you kind genie, my cold is SO bad I may have to double-up on said remedy!
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here to help! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"1 - AS50
2 - Large supply of ammo
3 - Immunity from prosecution"
How do you know these things? Welding equipment yesterday as well. Proper bloke stuff lol. Bet you can sink a yard of ale as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"1 - AS50
2 - Large supply of ammo
3 - Immunity from prosecution
How do you know these things? Welding equipment yesterday as well. Proper bloke stuff lol. Bet you can sink a yard of ale as well"
Haven't you seen Flashdance?!
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"How about i use two wishes.. first wish for my left tit to be reduced... second wish for my right one to be done
you already used 2... So the choice is left OR right tit...
no my first was for a credit card with unlimited money so i could get it done and buy loads of new undies for after
OK OK OK, both tits. What size do you want to go down to? Is it possible to keep the excess? I can use them as a bike rack
Probs down to a G cup please "
If you go to an F then there is just a little more choice. Not enough styles in a G cup. |
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"1 - AS50
2 - Large supply of ammo
3 - Immunity from prosecution
How do you know these things? Welding equipment yesterday as well. Proper bloke stuff lol. Bet you can sink a yard of ale as well"
I can sink a lot of things with an AS50
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"1 - AS50
2 - Large supply of ammo
3 - Immunity from prosecution
Reading this wish list .... 1 wish required - immunity from Polo's Death list  "
You're safe.
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*for now* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"1 - AS50
2 - Large supply of ammo
3 - Immunity from prosecution
Granted. Please use responsibly
I promise it will only be used to alleviate misery and make the world a better place."
I will send you a ticket for the next Coldplay concert and extra ammo |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"1 - AS50
2 - Large supply of ammo
3 - Immunity from prosecution
How do you know these things? Welding equipment yesterday as well. Proper bloke stuff lol. Bet you can sink a yard of ale as well"
If I had Polo's equipment you'd feel the hot end of my welding torch for that comment. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What would Fab-genies 3 wishes be - I'm curious!? "
A female genie who looks like Salma Hayek, and can do good massage as its cramped in that lamp
To not be ignored when I message single fem and couples.... you think its hard as a single male, its a million times harder as a single genie
A large pot of Duraglit
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What would Fab-genies 3 wishes be - I'm curious!?
A female genie who looks like Salma Hayek, and can do good massage as its cramped in that lamp
To not be ignored when I message single fem and couples.... you think its hard as a single male, its a million times
harder as a single genie
A large pot of Duraglit
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I don't look like Ms Hayek, but I'm a qualified massage therapist!!
I would never be so rude as to ignore a genie of the highest order
I've got some brasso under the sink if thats any good! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Give me something to smile about in the morning, when i have been awake most of the night,after being beaten up etc by a 13yr old with severe Autism. Bring me a carer when i can't cope...  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Give me something to smile about in the morning, when i have been awake most of the night,after being beaten up etc by a 13yr old with severe Autism. Bring me a carer when i can't cope... "
I'm not the genie but I am a hugger so here is one from me. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What would Fab-genies 3 wishes be - I'm curious!?
A female genie who looks like Salma Hayek, and can do good massage as its cramped in that lamp
To not be ignored when I message single fem and couples.... you think its hard as a single male, its a million times
harder as a single genie
A large pot of Duraglit
I don't look like Ms Hayek, but I'm a qualified massage therapist!!
I would never be so rude as to ignore a genie of the highest order
I've got some brasso under the sink if thats any good! "
Good enough for me.... can you rub me lamp so I can get out and around to you? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Give me something to smile about in the morning, when i have been awake most of the night,after being beaten up etc by a 13yr old with severe Autism. Bring me a carer when i can't cope...
I'm not the genie but I am a hugger so here is one from me."
+1. Group hug? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Give me something to smile about in the morning, when i have been awake most of the night,after being beaten up etc by a 13yr old with severe Autism. Bring me a carer when i can't cope...
I'm not the genie but I am a hugger so here is one from me.
+1. Group hug? "
Thank you..... Nice arse by the way |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Pps. I said wishes, not Wishys, no one wants 3 of them
Cheeky fuck!! Just for that I'm not contributing to ya stooopid thread!  "
love ya really. Would one if your wishes be a life time subscription to the Socialist Worker? |
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By *adcowWoman
over a year ago
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please kind genie could you grant these wishes for me
1 good health to those i know and love
2 my mojo back
3 enough money to treat my family once in a while
many thanks xxx
p.s once mojo is back i could give a free sample |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"please kind genie could you grant these wishes for me
1 good health to those i know and love
2 my mojo back
3 enough money to treat my family once in a while
many thanks xxx
p.s once mojo is back i could give a free sample "
Let it not be said that I am incorruptible. to a decent bribe... wish granted |
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By *empnbunkCouple
over a year ago
south coast |
1) all fuckwits get transported to planet fuckwit (me not included)oh and send jeremy kyle with them
2) for me to be irresitible to all women I want to be irresistible to
3)a never emptying bank account so I can live a life of luxury |
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