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Squirrels have a valve at the base of their tale that they open to keep cool and close to keep warm, and in the winter they are happy to share dens for them all to snuggle up and keep warm.
Hedgehogs do hibernate but they are also known to wake to have some food and also to swap nests.  |
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Your frog may not wear a top a top hat, but does it wear a tank top ?.
There is a frog called the Hairy Frog who watches too much MCU, for defence and attack it breaks its own front legs, forcibly pushes the broken bones out the skin, like a Frog Version of Wolverine and uses the bones to attack or Defend and shank it's target.
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When a male argonaut octopus is ready to mate, he lurks in an area females will be passing by. When a suitable female catches his eye he responds by removing his detachable penis and flinging it in her general direction.
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Basically natures equivalent of sending a dick pic  |
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The loudest animal in the world is a mere 2cm long, prawn. The Pistol Shrimp is capable of snapping it’s claw shut so rapidly, that it creates a bubble which collapses to produce a sonic blast, louder than a Corncode’s sonic boom. |
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"These are killing me!
The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying 
Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that "
It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x |
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"These are killing me!
The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying
Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that
It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x "
OMFG IT GETS EVEN BETTER! 
The argonaut octopus is in danger of being eaten by females, so instead of mounting his mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at the female to inseminate herself, which is simply another way of saying "go fuck yourself" |
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"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns.
I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake....  "
Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
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"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns.
I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake....
Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls "
Thanks! You cheered me up. Having a bad day after having had me booster the other day... A real belly laugh!
Yeah, knowing my luck I'd get caught buying some.
I did think of leaving food out that had laxatives in them or that & chillies! |
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"Squirrels plant thousands of new trees each year as they forget where they put their acorns.
I'd be much happier if they just didn't eat me fucking terracotta pots thanks! For fuck sake....
Rub acid on your pots and watch them trip balls
Thanks! You cheered me up. Having a bad day after having had me booster the other day... A real belly laugh!
Yeah, knowing my luck I'd get caught buying some.
I did think of leaving food out that had laxatives in them or that & chillies! "
No bud  
But yeah definitely go with the laxatives, just be sure youre ready to watch them suddenly start dropping their guts everywhere  |
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By *eardybobMan
over a year ago
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Ducks have a ballistic penis! 
Normally, the duck keeps its penis inside-out within a sac in its body. When the time for mating arrives, the penis explodes outwards to a fully-erect 20cm (around a quarter of the animal's total body length!) in just a third of a second
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"These are killing me!
The octopus sending a dick pic, I'm dying
Glad you liked that one i was howling when i first read that
It's brilliant!!! I'm still giggling and am gonna steal it for my Facebook hahaha x
OMFG IT GETS EVEN BETTER!
The argonaut octopus is in danger of being eaten by females, so instead of mounting his mate, he rips his penis off and throws it at the female to inseminate herself, which is simply another way of saying "go fuck yourself" "
Oh my god now I need to update my fb post hahahahahahahaha ha!! #dead |
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