Try holding an egg yolk next to your eye, the sperm will be attracted to the egg and hey presto your eye is pregnant. Well I think that’s how it works. If not try a warm teabag (it does actually work)
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I got spunked in my eye last month and it hurt like a bitch. I looked like I was gonna turn into a zombie… it was that RED 
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" does anyone have any home remedies my eye is still as sore as the moment it went in there last night x"
Rinse rinse rinse with luke warm water..
There's acid in sperm. So not good on your eyeball.
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"It's not the spunk that hurts, its she speed. You have been punched in the eye at up to 28mph  "
Love this trivia!! No wonder my eye was sore
Is this considered as an assault? |
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"It's not the spunk that hurts, its she speed. You have been punched in the eye at up to 28mph
Love this trivia!! No wonder my eye was sore
Is this considered as an assault? "
Depends if it was consensual I guess..  |
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It’s possible to contract and STD in the eye and it can be very serious.
If you don’t know the person well that did it I’d consider going to the doctor if it doesn’t clear up sharpish
Someone I know almost lost their eye after getting gonorrhoea in it |
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"It’s possible to contract and STD in the eye and it can be very serious.
If you don’t know the person well that did it I’d consider going to the doctor if it doesn’t clear up sharpish
Someone I know almost lost their eye after getting gonorrhoea in it "
Fuck OFF!!! |
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"It’s possible to contract and STD in the eye and it can be very serious.
If you don’t know the person well that did it I’d consider going to the doctor if it doesn’t clear up sharpish
Someone I know almost lost their eye after getting gonorrhoea in it
Fuck OFF!!! "
Chlamydia and gonorrhea are the most common STIs and both can cause conjunctivitis. The infection gets into the eye either directly through genital fluids such as semen, or when infected people rub their eyes after touching infected genital areas.
I wish more people knew this |
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"It’s possible to contract and STD in the eye and it can be very serious.
If you don’t know the person well that did it I’d consider going to the doctor if it doesn’t clear up sharpish
Someone I know almost lost their eye after getting gonorrhoea in it
Fuck OFF!!!
Chlamydia and gonorrhea are the most common STIs and both can cause conjunctivitis. The infection gets into the eye either directly through genital fluids such as semen, or when infected people rub their eyes after touching infected genital areas.
I wish more people knew this "
TERRIFIED!!!! I’m literally terrified |
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If you don’t know the person well that did it I’d consider going to the doctor if it doesn’t clear up sharpish
Someone I know almost lost their eye after getting gonorrhoea in it
Fuck OFF!!! "
Haha  say what you mean  |
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" does anyone have any home remedies my eye is still as sore as the moment it went in there last night x"
Flush with warm (boiled) salt water, if it's stinging try flushing with milk followed by cooled / warm boiled water  |
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