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Sex or a cup of tea?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right now?
I’ll have a cuppa please. But then I’m on a promise for later so win / win.
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Tea please .
Don't have the energy for all that sex stuff  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea. If I lie very still and you provide the saucer could have both ?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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How is that even a question  .
Sex (then tea for recovery) |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"How is that even a question .
Sex (then tea for recovery)"
I know right?! But sometimes people totally shock me by answering “sex”. Nowt as queer as folk!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I’ve done nothing but drink tea.. might as well have another |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex. It has been too long.
Followed by tea.
Win win  |
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Tea please. I'm single and my son is home so no chance of any sex today. |
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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago
South Wales |
Yeah Tea please, I don’t have to have a shower to have a cup of tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll take 2 sugars and milk in my tea please… |
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By *rjpinkMan
over a year ago
winterfell |
I used to have an ex that used to give me blow jobs with a mouthful of warm tea. I'll pic that again please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Both at the same time.... I am british after all!
Steve x |
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By *MattyMan
over a year ago
Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon |
Cuppa too hot to drink straight away so...........might as well let it cool somehow lol...  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right now. Sex. I lusa coffe was offered instead of tea  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffeeeeeee |
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I'm a bit useless at getting hard in the morning, so I'll take tea, then a ride out on the bike, then I'll be ready for sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right now, a nice cup of tea and some cake. That can be the foreplay. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee. Already had sex and need to recover before next time.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea, it's hot and reliable |
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Sex. Woke up with a "lust for life".
Then coffee. Then sex. Maybe a little someone to eat. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Boy George said that he prefered a cup of tea over sex... |
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By *pYaMan
over a year ago
Ready… |
"How is that even a question .
Sex (then tea for recovery)"
I’ll bring the biscuits |
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I'll have both on my sofa please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who with ?"
That’s a personal choice Granny.
In my case, a cuppa on my own or sex with anyone desperate / foolish enough to have me. To be fair they’re not setting the bar very high so you have to question them really  |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
East London |
I already have a nice cup of tea, so, pucker up and strip off please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Right now, a cuppa tea. But I could be swayed by a cheeky 5 minutes of sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Right now, a cuppa tea. But I could be swayed by a cheeky 5 minutes of sex. "
m
It takes me 4 mins to drink my espresso, I could do both |
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Tea as a bit parky out there at mo.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Emmm how about sex then tea then more sex that more tea |
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"Who with ?
That’s a personal choice Granny.
In my case, a cuppa on my own or sex with anyone desperate / foolish enough to have me. To be fair they’re not setting the bar very high so you have to question them really "
Okay. Personal choice means....
Sex.
There'd be tea on the side tho ...... maybes with one of those little silicon lids on to keep it toasty while 'my choice' wore himself ragged.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ive had tea, now what  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't drink tea so I'll have the sex then a coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m so far on the tea side I’ll make all y’all teas |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd take sex now and I am on a promise later too... always time for a tea break
NBVN x |
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A tea and a coffee please, the sex has just been had
LvM |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ooh a big hot steamy mug of tea please!
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By *exbot 1Man
over a year ago
Chester le street |
Just had booster so tea for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex, definitely xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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It’s always half cup of tea, sex, think about tea, round two then tea no? |
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Tea ...far less faffing about getting ready |
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Having a lovely cup of tea now,and also have a solo sex meet planned tonight |
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Sex...and then tea, to calm my inner self. But none of that Red Bush nonsense; I like my tea smooth. |
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I'm on my second of the day.
Cup of tea, obviously. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don’t drink a tea so unless is coffee will take a good sex |
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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago
Newcastle upon Tyne |
We have done the first but and are now sat drinking a cup of tea and catching up on Strictly. |
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Sex, then a nice warm snuggle with a cup of tea.
Repeat until dinner time. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hard one . Yorkshire tea or sex hmm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I mean, it would have to be the best cuppa in the world. Anyone who uses the phrase ‘this is better than sex’ just isn’t doing it right. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ll take tea as no sex for a few more weeks x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex whilst the kettle boils. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea please. White no sugar. |
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"Sex whilst the kettle boils."
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That would be ephemeral if it's a "rapid boil" kettle! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cup of tea together then sex & repeat.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just had tea, so ready for sloshing soundtrack in my stomach with every thrust  |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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It’s cold so I’ll have the tea please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had tea, so ready for sloshing soundtrack in my stomach with every thrust "
Schloop, schloop ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'd go for the tea actually. But once I've had that I might be up for some sex. |
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Tea. Strong. No sugar white mug |
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So cold I'm having a Yorkshire T |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Actually, on second thoughts, I'll shag anyone who'll bring my hungover ass cups of tea today. |
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"Just had tea, so ready for sloshing soundtrack in my stomach with every thrust
Schloop, schloop ..."
Ba doop,
Schloop ba doop...
LvM |
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Cup of tea.. I’m too bloody cold and need a victim in mind to feel frisky!!! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"Cup of tea.. I’m too bloody cold and need a victim in mind to feel frisky!!! "
... 'a victim'  |
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I'd rather have a coffee. I'm not much of a tea drinker, and as for sex... I try not to want what I can't have. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My winky is so cold, I think I’d have sex with the cuppa just to warm him up again. |
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What about a nice spooning session and then a cup of tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee please and a couple of biscuits or a hot mince pie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I did it back to front. I did DIY, then sex.....well with my own hand and just had a cuppa now |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Could I have tea and oral instead? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oohh sex please.. Then tea |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Right, tea - check
Sex - check
More tea - check
So I guess it’s the turn of sex again? Nah, scrub that, another tea please |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Could I have tea and oral instead?"
Give me half an hour for a quick gentleman’s wash under the taps, a gargle of mouthwash, and I’ll be right there  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oooh tea please |
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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago
Kettering |
What's sex but will have a coffee |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex and a Pepsi please, I'm greedy |
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I got one of those travel cups with the lid, so we can have both. Safety first. |
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Would love a cuppa right now, if anyone's putting the kettle on.... |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
Too late for tea now, let’s fuck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A cup of tea x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another tea please. I spilled the first one. |
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I'll have tea...unless it's a repeat of the great sex I had last night |
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Reminds me of my one and only visit to Cupids; no sex, but two great cups of tea |
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" Reminds me of my one and only visit to Cupids; no sex, but two great cups of tea "
Sounds like a typical club night to me |
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I don’t like tea, so sex it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cup of tay please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Could I have tea and oral instead?
Give me half an hour for a quick gentleman’s wash under the taps, a gargle of mouthwash, and I’ll be right there "
You spoil me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex then a cuppa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m not getting any sex,,, so a cup of tea it is |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had my tea…… I'll probably just have another cup of tea then. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex. But alas, I’ll put the kettle on again  |
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By *MattyMan
over a year ago
Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon |
Kettles is on here this morning |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bunch of tea totallers "
Hubby says his is a Coors lol x |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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Bunch of tea totallers
Hubby says his is a Coors lol x"
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Both b4 during and after lol x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cofffee please.
no sex here i'm british |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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What about sex with a T(EA)Girl? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sex, sex again, wet spunky sex...
Cup of tea when I wake up!
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Massively depends on the tea. Standard UK cuppa (cheapest teabag, water, milk) - no thanks. My tea (leaf blend of lapsang, Earl Grey and Assam, no milk, tiny dash of lemon juice) then that first then the sex and tea again afterwards, please.
Offers to the Inbox..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What about sex with a T(EA)Girl?"
Nicely done
Ive just made a coffee and I dont want it to go cold |
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Coffee, sex, then more coffee would be great Miss pc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Coffee, sex, then more coffee would be great Miss pc "
Now we're talking....and some of those bicotti biscuits |
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By *aiseiMan
over a year ago
Birmingham |
I’ve just had a cuppa, so…….
Ladies……brace yourselves!!
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(for a massive disappointment ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I drink far too much tea. I can't say that about sex. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I shall stick the kettle on ! Who’s for a cuppa |
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By *MattyMan
over a year ago
Naked coffee house near you - Wiltshire - Swindon |
Tea only if it comes with biscuits.......the GOOD biscuits ...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea only... |
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By *ananas57Couple
over a year ago
lake ariel |
"Tea only... "
lets keep each other warm in bed |
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By *.R.MMan
over a year ago
Norfolk |
Anyone fancy putting the kettle on? |
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Both please x and some jaffa cakes would be good x |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
Gasping...
.... for a cuppa |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today I wish I was close enough geographically to a friend who could do with a teapot. |
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By *etcplCouple
over a year ago
Gapping Fanny |
People don’t tend to appreciate you dunking your biscuit in the sex, so tea for me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A fancy hot chocolate pleeeeease with cream on, them little caramel crumbles, chocolate dust stuff on and a Belgium chocolate dribble swirl thankyou.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Again. Sex….but alas it will be a beer then. I mean a coffee |
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Neither.
If there's a coffee or hot chocolate going then I'll have one of those please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Neither.
If there's a coffee or hot chocolate going then I'll have one of those please."
#HotChocGang |
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There's no contest I hate tea so it must be sex ......followed by coffee |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
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By *xydadbodMan
over a year ago
Milton keynes |
Do I have to choose.. can I not just have both? Lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Neither.
If there's a coffee or hot chocolate going then I'll have one of those please."
I’ve recently invested in some mint and orange syrups (separately.. that’s 2 different syrups not some crazy minty / fruit mash up syrup!  ) to vajazzle my seasonal hot chocolates. Going to get some Gingerbread syrup too for the festive full set!  |
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By *nitterWoman
over a year ago
the land of tall tales and yarn |
Just a cuppa for me please |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Both |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is this some kind of sick joke???
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"How is that even a question .
Sex (then tea for recovery)"
Absolutely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this some kind of sick joke???
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Coffee. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there cake with the tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this some kind of sick joke???
Coffee."
You had us in the first half  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cuppa. Hopefully sex is on the agenda for tonight |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only if it’s strong and sweet |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tea now, sex later .... then another tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea now, sex later .... then another tea."
Like your style !
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't drink tea as such , if sex is involved I'm a water person but hey if the lady wants tea or coffee ..tea or coffee is it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Tea now, sex later .... then another tea.
Like your style !
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Thanks, maybe a cheeky biscuit too. |
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Tea
Biscuits
Sex
More tea
More biscuits
More sex |
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By *ugsly95Man
over a year ago
Ashbourne |
Can I have coffee instead not a fan of tea |
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I'd prefer a coffee please. A decent full flavoured coffee bean, cappuccino or sometimes espresso. Maybe a slice of cake to go with it. |
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By *el13ABCMan
over a year ago
Huddersfield |
Ill take the sex don't drink tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Coffee |
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By *ev257Man
over a year ago
cardiff |
Depends when, if it's 7am weekdays then I think I'd go for a cup of tea before work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Have to be good sex to give up a cup of tea. |
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Sex is sometimes filthy, tea is always filth.. |
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Tea please but, only if it comes with a biscuit.
Otherwise, sex |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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28 was later ..(sounds like a film ) did anyone get a brew? |
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By *lexV16Man
over a year ago
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I am at office right now. Will go for tea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ok this one I’m going with tea. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ok this one I’m going with tea. "
I mean sex. Shit |
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Im Irish it will be a cup of tae |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Good choices everyone |
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cake 
that would be a most curious fetish, and maybe one not endorsed by Cadburys fingers 