I've had some further thoughts.. After not being sure if I was here at all.. I now realise that I'm actually everywhere. So I'm quite possibly here. However, it's not conclusive.. depending on whether "everywhere" is "somewhere" other than "here".

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

We are absent.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've had some further thoughts.. After not being sure if I was here at all.. I now realise that I'm actually everywhere. So I'm quite possibly here. However, it's not conclusive.. depending on whether "everywhere" is "somewhere" other than "here".

So are you here or not?

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

"I wuzn’t here

It’s okay, no one saw you

Good

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By *innie The MinxWoman over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Lord Lucan

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By *uke olovingmanMan over a year ago

Gravesend

I wasnt here tonight

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Is anything happening while I'm not here?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Echo echo cho cho ho ho o o o . .

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

I've been told many times that I'm not all there. Does that count?

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By *smCouple over a year ago

Liskeard

I’ve come then gone a few times tonight

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By *hrista BellendWoman over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

I was asleep granny

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Is anyone really here?? Tho that’s maybe too deep for Sunday morning…..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I hope I'm not here

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By *oson-BlueCouple over a year ago

North Kent

I'm here but I'm not all there

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By *ubandsubCouple over a year ago

Middlesbrough

One of us are definitely not here. Will post again when we both are not here.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm not sure if I am here but if you receive this then message when you are here but not sure I will get a message so don't know if I'm here or not

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

"Is anything happening while I'm not here?"

Dunno, I wasn't here either.

Winston

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By *abs..Woman over a year ago

Mostly I’m not here. I’m fact I’m going to be not here in about two minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Grammar you’ve finally lost the plot.

Honestly.

If I’m not here then how could I possibly type this post.

I mean fuck.

It’s either that or you’re being incredibly childish.

Hang on… I’d this one of those copycat type things ?

Yeah, I bet it was.

Okay.

I’m not here either.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Well, if none of you are here……. does that mean I can have your share of the cake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wasn't here last night. If there might be cake, I can pop back?

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By *tephanjMan over a year ago

Kettering

I'm never here so just ignore me

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By *iamondCougarWoman over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I left a voice note but there was no reply so I left

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was told a while ago I’m not all there, so I must not all be here either!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Grammar you’ve finally lost the plot.

Honestly.

If I’m not here then how could I possibly type this post.

I mean fuck.

It’s either that or you’re being incredibly childish.

Hang on… I’d this one of those copycat type things ?

Yeah, I bet it was.

Okay.

I’m not here either."

Childish ? Me ? hahahahahahahaah....

I've seen winkles this morning

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Grammar you’ve finally lost the plot.

Honestly.

If I’m not here then how could I possibly type this post.

I mean fuck.

It’s either that or you’re being incredibly childish.

Hang on… I’d this one of those copycat type things ?

Yeah, I bet it was.

Okay.

I’m not here either.

Childish ? Me ? hahahahahahahaah....

I've seen winkles this morning"

No cockles?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Cockles and tittles alive alive oh ....

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By *ecadent_DevonMan over a year ago

Okehampton

I’m not here but he is

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By *instonandLadyAstorCouple over a year ago

Not where we seem to be...

I'm not all there.

Winston

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think it's terrible that while I was away people were chalking on my wall ...

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Good not being here, folks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You ain't seen me, right?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We’re never here.

We’re usually over there ~

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By *reya73Woman over a year ago

Whitley Bay

So are you here or not?

Exactly!?

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

Hello. I am Magneto's automatic assistant. He is not here right now.

Please feel free to send boobs to his inbox for his perusal when back online.

Magneto thanks you for your cooperation.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm not entirely sure if I am or not.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I was here. Now I’m not. But I might be back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I am still not with it GC..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'm a stunt double.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

Sorry I missed your call. I was out.

Now I’m back but I’ve gone out again. I’ll be back just after I arrive.

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By *nimaginativeUsernameMan over a year ago

Rochester, Kent

I’ve killed a thread with nobody in it.

Is that a non-event or a personal best?

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