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ryan ... just a thought .. wud it not be easier to map out ur uk route on a sunday afternoon on the forum then any ladies who wish to collide with u whilst on tour can pollute ur inbox on route ! .. makes sense to me !!  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"If you fancy coming to Arse End, there's a troll under Duddon Bridge that has a preference for chickens - tell Colin to be very careful  "
I drove very close to arse end yesterday I never noticed any trolls though. Guess they were all in here.
Colin doesn't live with me anymore he has moved out to settle down with a Scottish lassie |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"then any ladies who wish to collide with u whilst on tour can pollute ur inbox on route ! .. makes sense to me !! "
And any that need to evacuate the area...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"No bridges to cross to come to by the seaside!!
Have to be careful that's where Dave lives"
It's ok we don't have to tell Dave!! It can be our little secret....... Ssssssshhhhh |
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"then any ladies who wish to collide with u whilst on tour can pollute ur inbox on route ! .. makes sense to me !!
And any that need to evacuate the area...
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awww harsh .. can i offer u a comfort shag ?? |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Has no chance in hell of an Aberdeen visit!!! 
And why is that?
ryan .. ur making this hard work mate !! how about i do the test drive and report back to ur female enterage ? "
Ok Jeremy  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
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Ok Jeremy
we can make this classy .. i wont wear me scuffed white high heals this time !
all my other flaws r under review as well .. its an ongoing project ! "
Guess I won't need to wear me dickie bow then |
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Ok Jeremy
we can make this classy .. i wont wear me scuffed white high heals this time !
all my other flaws r under review as well .. its an ongoing project !
Guess I won't need to wear me dickie bow then"
ryan .. im a classy bird pet ... do it for me !! |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier."
Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
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Ok Jeremy
we can make this classy .. i wont wear me scuffed white high heals this time !
all my other flaws r under review as well .. its an ongoing project !
Guess I won't need to wear me dickie bow then
ryan .. im a classy bird pet ... do it for me !! "
Ah go on then I can do posh on occasions |
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"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.
Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected "
I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.
Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected
I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch."
That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester |
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"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.
Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected
I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.
That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester "
Simple... they announce you are coming. |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
In Your Bush |
"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.
Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected
I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.
That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester
Simple... they announce you are coming."
And a ner ner ner to you too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.
Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected
I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.
That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester
Simple... they announce you are coming."
Hahahahaha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"You've probably been past me already then. *wave*
Yep at 3pm, 3.30, 4.00 well basically every half hour today
Fookin steering lock is jammed on lol"
Well next time chuck a donut my way! I right fancied one this aft. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"think its about 7 quid in a car and 10 in a van ... awwww cant believe them frogs bought our bridge !!
They should charge to get out not in lol"
Pah! What tosh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does anyone have an oxy acetylene welding kit I can borrow......... I don't think the pot rivet gun is good enough for making a stong barrier.
Watch you don't scorch your arse it doesn't look very well protected
I wasn't planning on lighting farts with a welding torch.
That is probably wise. Can't imagine how they would evacuate Leicester
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Why would you evacuate Leicester !!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do you need directions???  "
Straight up the road for about a mile, passed the clucking chicken turn left, round the hair pin bends, turn right! You have reached your destination  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!
*faints* "
That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin... |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!
*faints*
That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin... "
CRazy_n_fun? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!
*faints*
That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin...
CRazy_n_fun?"
I like that one Lickety...think we'll go with that (don't have to check with him, he'll agree with me if he knows what's good for him) |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!
*faints*
That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin...
CRazy_n_fun?
I like that one Lickety...think we'll go with that (don't have to check with him, he'll agree with me if he knows what's good for him) "
Will you both be going on tour or should I book in to see you when I'm near Arse End in November? |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"Bloody hell Ryan's got clothes on!!
*faints*
That's his wedding suit, he's agreed to marry me on another thread, we're just discussing our couples profile name....BlondeRyan, Caz_Fun, CazRyanDickNColin...
CRazy_n_fun?
I like that one Lickety...think we'll go with that (don't have to check with him, he'll agree with me if he knows what's good for him)
Will you both be going on tour or should I book in to see you when I'm near Arse End in November? "
The tour is his Stag Do, so I'll stay at home and shag as many folk as I can fit in as my Hen do...he'll be living in Arse End by November so we'll both look forward to seeing you then  |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?
Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance. "
All together now..."We're having a gang-bang...." Dave can pop in if he fancies, so long as he don't get jealous  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?
Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance.
All together now..."We're having a gang-bang...." Dave can pop in if he fancies, so long as he don't get jealous "
You need someone to take the wedding photos. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
"CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?
Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance.
All together now..."We're having a gang-bang...." Dave can pop in if he fancies, so long as he don't get jealous
You need someone to take the wedding photos."
Oooh, and the DVD |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"Wtf is going on here "
You're marrying BlondeCaz (watch out for Daz moments, though). You're cheating on Foxy Minx. Dave is your best man and wedding photographer. Your married profile name is to be CRazy_n_fun. I'm visiting in November, possibly in costume. |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
Livingston |
"CazRyanNColin2? Like Rita Sue n Bob too?
Congrats on the wedding. Dave missed his chance. "
oi leave my Colin out of this. He moved to Scotland to get away from this debauched behaviour!!!  |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
""omg you lot so should be script writers for Eastenders lmao "
This thread is far too good for an Eastenders script.... maybe use it for a new series of Soap....or Brass....."
Or, Piiiiigs in Spaaaace |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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""omg you lot so should be script writers for Eastenders lmao "
This thread is far too good for an Eastenders script.... maybe use it for a new series of Soap....or Brass.....
Or, Piiiiigs in Spaaaace "
Who you calling a pig |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
""omg you lot so should be script writers for Eastenders lmao "
This thread is far too good for an Eastenders script.... maybe use it for a new series of Soap....or Brass.....
Or, Piiiiigs in Spaaaace
Who you calling a pig "
I like pigs. Especially those teensy weensy ones that wear the little red booties. |
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