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Have you smiled today?
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By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago
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"Yes my kids have added to the Alexa shopping list, things include
"Godzilla smacking your bobbies"
"Hairy balls"
"Eat my head and smack my booty cheeks"
I dare anyone not to laugh "
Cripes, amazon stock those?! |
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"Yes my kids have added to the Alexa shopping list, things include
"Godzilla smacking your bobbies"
"Hairy balls"
"Eat my head and smack my booty cheeks"
I dare anyone not to laugh
Cripes, amazon stock those?! "
Well I sincerely hope not because the list is endless and absolutely hilarious |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What has made you smile today?
My little boy's eyes lit up when he realised I'd made it to his school awards assembly.
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Oh precious
A voice message from a friend.. saying exactly what I wanted to hear.. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nope no smiles today I've had a rather shit day but there's always tomorrow to turn that frown upside down I suppose "
Try a handstand, it might work. If that fails let me know and I'll, ahem, help ![](/icons/s/2/cute.gif) |
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over a year ago
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Omg I saw the most gorgeous tiny little puppy today. That made me smile a lot. And then I saw another 2 of my fave dogs as I was on my rounds. Oh and a little pet of a cat made me smile happy. There's a theme here. I have no pets so I just love on anyone else's. ![](/icons/s/biggrin.gif) |
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I was sat in a pub earlier messaging one of my friends when one of the servers stopped dead, looked at me and said "that's the smile of someone who's up to no good".
She was spot on (I was being the filthiest of filthy pervs), but I didn't realise I was making it quite so obvious ![](/icons/s/twisted.gif) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A new park run friend with who I volunteered this morning, setting up the event, saw me walking around second mile.. she slowed down and said: Come on (insert my name), let's do it. We run together a little. I overtook her in the end so I hope she didn't regret it
On a serious note she helped me to get over my leg pain and finish it off. And I said heartfelt thanks in the end.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was sat in a pub earlier messaging one of my friends when one of the servers stopped dead, looked at me and said "that's the smile of someone who's up to no good".
She was spot on (I was being the filthiest of filthy pervs), but I didn't realise I was making it quite so obvious "
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