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A boat trip to q beyootiful island, thermal pools a salt and a full body massage from a cute Italian man. 
Just curious here, why is it you pay good money for an exclusive spa experience and they.give you one size fits all paper knickers and cardboard flip flops?  Perhaps they saw me coming and save the good stuff for the locals |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Stressful but the matter is dealt with now and I can have a relaxing day tomorrow.
Plus an evening collapsed in an untidy heap in a corner, swigging from a bottle of wine. |
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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago
Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria |
Another day high as a kite on my new drugs, sleeping lots and gazing wistfully outta the window at my new car that I've been unable to drive...oh and watching it piss it down just for a change - great weather for ducks, quack, quack  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers
That's not a very polite way to refer to Ryan n Cute "
I thought he said broiler and was talking about Colin and his mates!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fitted a laminate floor for a very sexy lady in St. Albans then went to edgeware to measure a job for yet another sexy lady ... Wish they were swingers !  |
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"Fitted a laminate floor for a very sexy lady in St. Albans then went to edgeware to measure a job for yet another sexy lady ... Wish they were swingers ! "
i'm not sexy but i do have 3 rooms of laminate i need laying....compromise??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Fitted a laminate floor for a very sexy lady in St. Albans then went to edgeware to measure a job for yet another sexy lady ... Wish they were swingers !
i'm not sexy but i do have 3 rooms of laminate i need laying....compromise??? "
I'm sure we can work something out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers
Did you scratch any itches?
Might of lol did you scratch any more? "
No if I scratch anymore I'm gonna cause myself some damage! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers
Did you scratch any itches?
Might of lol did you scratch any more?
No if I scratch anymore I'm gonna cause myself some damage!"
Who said that ??? Come closer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I took a load of shower gel over my face and in my mouth in a local asda..
I went to go smell a men's shower gel squeeze the bottle a little bit and it splurged over me.
Shower gel does not like me.. FACT lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I took a load of shower gel over my face and in my mouth in a local asda..
I went to go smell a men's shower gel squeeze the bottle a little bit and it splurged over me.
Shower gel does not like me.. FACT lol "
Lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Not very exciting seviced a couple of boilers
Did you scratch any itches?
Might of lol did you scratch any more?
No if I scratch anymore I'm gonna cause myself some damage!
Who said that ??? Come closer! "
Ok only if you gimme a scratch  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've had a fantastic day my Ann summers order came today and I now have 7 new play outfits
I wasn't planning on keeping so much but I looked so damn sexy in them I couldn't send them back 
My excuse is I have been unwell for past year and I am finally recovered and feeling sexy so need some nice sexy clothes to go with my new sexy self "
Aw good for you hun x glad you're better x x |
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"I've had a fantastic day my Ann summers order came today and I now have 7 new play outfits
I wasn't planning on keeping so much but I looked so damn sexy in them I couldn't send them back
My excuse is I have been unwell for past year and I am finally recovered and feeling sexy so need some nice sexy clothes to go with my new sexy self "
a woman doesnt need an excuse to keep sexy outfits x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I took a load of shower gel over my face and in my mouth in a local asda..
I went to go smell a men's shower gel squeeze the bottle a little bit and it splurged over me.
Shower gel does not like me.. FACT lol "
Ha! Oops x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I took a load of shower gel over my face and in my mouth in a local asda..
I went to go smell a men's shower gel squeeze the bottle a little bit and it splurged over me.
Shower gel does not like me.. FACT lol
Ha! Oops x"
My grandma and the shop floor assistant who saw it near pissed themselves.. i wish they'd make nice tasing stuff |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Upset I confessed to an affair with my father in law last night as he tragically died today when chasing a pigeon of his sky dish."
How big is this sky dish that can fit a pigeon and a father in law on? |
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"I have spent my day mostly on here! Dodged a few showers to go to the shops, and hit the tumble dryer to see if that mended it!! "
My washing machine is bust, just had to wash out some bras by hand  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Upset I confessed to an affair with my father in law last night as he tragically died today when chasing a pigeon of his sky dish.
How big is this sky dish that can fit a pigeon and a father in law on? "
Ha ha!!! That made me laugh, how big was the dish!! Ha ha  |
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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago
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"I have spent my day mostly on here! Dodged a few showers to go to the shops, and hit the tumble dryer to see if that mended it!!
My washing machine is bust, just had to wash out some bras by hand "
Bet you're tired  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Upset I confessed to an affair with my father in law last night as he tragically died today when chasing a pigeon of his sky dish.
How big is this sky dish that can fit a pigeon and a father in law on?
Ha ha!!! That made me laugh, how big was the dish!! Ha ha "
Or maybe the said father in law is (or was, here's hoping he's joking!) a borrower? In which case, to him, it's a very big dish, and fucking enormous bird. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too
You're meant to be looking after him not turning him into a sissy "
You might have to change his name to corinne  |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too
You're meant to be looking after him not turning him into a sissy "
YOU made me put the lipstick on him and said he suited it.... |
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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago
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"I took Colin shopping for a new dress, shoes and make up and he got his hair done too
You're meant to be looking after him not turning him into a sissy
You might have to change his name to corinne "
Haha, Coleen..... |
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