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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.
I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch 
What grooming mishaps have you suffered? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.
I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch
What grooming mishaps have you suffered? "
Sorry but haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.
I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch
What grooming mishaps have you suffered?
Sorry but haha "
Well im glad i made someone laugh with my misfortune |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have really dark hair and my sister used to tease me saying I had sideburns (I don't, honestly) but she got me so upset that I shaved everything back to my ears! I was about 9. I had to wear a 3 inch wide hairband til I was about 10! |
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By *eliWoman
over a year ago
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"Sorting out my bush and getting Veet on my clit. Good god that stung and burnt like hell. I was tender for a few days.
Mrs"
I shouldn't laugh but ouch! That made me wince and laugh, my idea of Veet hell, exactly why I've never touched it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Today actually.
I was having a little shave down there and caught my little finger nail in the razor. Managed to take the top later of my nail off.
I'd like a cuddle and an orgasm please. |
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"Tried waxing my own bum crack. Got the strip on easy enough but realised I couldn't get the angle right to get it off again 
Have you got it off yet "
Took a while but yes, I shan't attempt it again unless I grow some go go gadget arms |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ouch, waxing the nose and ears?! 
I use one of them “hygienic trimmer” doodahs that Victor Kiam used to advertise, back in the day.
And if anyone else can remember him, they’ll know why I need to use one as you have to be getting on a bit to know who the hell Victor Kiam is!
When you get to my age, hairs start sprouting alarmingly from random places they never used to before  |
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"Ouch, waxing the nose and ears?!
I use one of them “hygienic trimmer” doodahs that Victor Kiam used to advertise, back in the day.
And if anyone else can remember him, they’ll know why I need to use one as you have to be getting on a bit to know who the hell Victor Kiam is!
When you get to my age, hairs start sprouting alarmingly from random places they never used to before "
Was Victor Kiam the "I liked it so much I bought the company" guy?
Yes and I've to the age that I'm not going bald, so much as my hair is migrating South for the winter! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ouch, waxing the nose and ears?!
I use one of them “hygienic trimmer” doodahs that Victor Kiam used to advertise, back in the day.
And if anyone else can remember him, they’ll know why I need to use one as you have to be getting on a bit to know who the hell Victor Kiam is!
When you get to my age, hairs start sprouting alarmingly from random places they never used to before
Was Victor Kiam the "I liked it so much I bought the company" guy?
Yes and I've to the age that I'm not going bald, so much as my hair is migrating South for the winter!"
 that’s the fella!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lockdown self administered hair cut. Slipped with the clippers and cut a bald patch right in the center of my crown.
No one said a word, I think they thought I was just going bald. Surprised they haven't said anything about the fact it's all grown back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tried to trim my pubes using a hairtrimmer, slipped and managed to lacerate my scrotum with three or four 1cm cuts neatly in row.
Fyi. Scrotum bleeds like fuck.
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"Tried to trim my pubes using a hairtrimmer, slipped and managed to lacerate my scrotum with three or four 1cm cuts neatly in row.
Fyi. Scrotum bleeds like fuck.
G"
Got bitten by the trimmers a couple of times myself last night.....Claret everywhere |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’ve just had to administer another dose of Hedrin (never work with kids!) and the bastarding oily stuff has just dribbled onto my freshly treated brows and lashes.
Of course I’m cackhanded enough that that would happen in the first place.
Not impressed! |
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When I was first experimenting with make up I managed to poke myself in the eye with mascara.
And one time I was getting ready for work when I went to put on deodorant I managed to get some in my eye, oh man it Stung like hell.
And me and nail glue never again |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.
I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch
What grooming mishaps have you suffered? "
Pretty standard but tons of razor bumps from manscapping. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first time I used hair removal cream, I thought it would be a good idea to apply a second layer on my balls as the first hadn't gotten all the hairs. Yeah...  |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.
I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch
What grooming mishaps have you suffered?
Pretty standard but tons of razor bumps from manscapping. "
Was making my balls all nice and smooth prior to a meet, ended up slicing a section of my sack with my Philips bodygroom. Didn't end up having that meet unfortunately.. Note to self, don't chop up your ballz in haste.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"So i just decided to wax my nose and ears.
I wasnt careful and caught my beard/tash area with the wax and now im bleeding with a small bald patch
What grooming mishaps have you suffered?
Pretty standard but tons of razor bumps from manscapping.
Was making my balls all nice and smooth prior to a meet, ended up slicing a section of my sack with my Philips bodygroom. Didn't end up having that meet unfortunately.. Note to self, don't chop up your ballz in haste. "
Probably for the best. I’ve pricked myself before a date a few times and have definitely been rolling the dice with not catching anything because of it. Does make things awkward tho when girls first see hair bumps sometimes. |
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Woke up after a night with the lads, a fair few years back, to find myself minus a nice pair of eyebrows that I distinctly remember having been there before we left for the pub……
Technically not a self inflicted mishap, but I didn’t go out much for a while…. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Used a razor down there in the early days, eventually cut myself looked like I had Freddy Kruger help me
Damn you Cheap disposable orange ones made by the pen company.
Better at it now, with a lot more experience and confident enough to happily do this for others |
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"Woke up after a night with the lads, a fair few years back, to find myself minus a nice pair of eyebrows that I distinctly remember having been there before we left for the pub……
Technically not a self inflicted mishap, but I didn’t go out much for a while…. "
This happened to someone we know on his stag do. His bride to be actually cancelled the wedding because of it |
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"Woke up after a night with the lads, a fair few years back, to find myself minus a nice pair of eyebrows that I distinctly remember having been there before we left for the pub……
Technically not a self inflicted mishap, but I didn’t go out much for a while….
This happened to someone we know on his stag do. His bride to be actually cancelled the wedding because of it "
Now that’s love for you…
For better or worse, in sickness and in health, blah blah blah, till death do us part…..
As long as youve got eyebrows… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I dyed my hair blond in the 90s went a bit yellow "
I did this then went swimming after they’d freshly cleaned the pool. My hair went a dirty green colour |
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Had a get together with 2 female friends, after a few drinks I let them wax me, one at each side whilst I lay there butt naked from the waist down on my stomach, they decided it would be funny to stick a wax strip between the crack of my arse and rub it hard, needless to say when it was pulled of some of my skin went with it ... NEVER AGAIN |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Early 20's decided to use home waxing kit on my bikini line- put both strips on, pulled one off and brought skin with it 
Boyfriend finds me sitting on the floor in tears, because I couldnt bring myself to remove the other strip, and runs a bath for me where thankfully the wax was warm enough to remove the strip without any more flesh! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Early 20's decided to use home waxing kit on my bikini line- put both strips on, pulled one off and brought skin with it
Boyfriend finds me sitting on the floor in tears, because I couldnt bring myself to remove the other strip, and runs a bath for me where thankfully the wax was warm enough to remove the strip without any more flesh!"
Apprantly coconut oil is good for removing the wax. for future reference |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My girlfriend and I were going away for the weekend and I decided to be a gent and have a grooming session before we left.
One stage of this was to shave my nipples. So when shaving my face, I put some shaving cream on the nip and very carefully shaved the hairs around it. The first one went well, too well.
On nip 2, my mind started to wander to the weekends escapades and I managed to run the razor across the tip of the nipple and cut it. They say a paper cut is the worst kind of pain, they lied.
Had to wear dark shirts all weekend. |
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