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Your username is now your kink...
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"I pretend to be movie characters that may or may not exist. " So do we 
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"Clothed sex?" For some reason I always read your username as Ina swing dress rather thank in a swing dress, so in my head your name is Ina
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"Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks " • And here was me thinking that the "spurs" was referencing your cowboy boots.  | |||
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"Clothed sex? For some reason I always read your username as Ina swing dress rather thank in a swing dress, so in my head your name is Ina
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"I’m not playing this game " | |||
"I’m not playing this game " | |||
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Also I’m Mary Poppins Y’all! | |||
"I guess I'm magnetic "Shouldn't you be in a cage? | |||
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"I guess I'm magnetic
Shouldn't you be in a cage?"Its been known | |||
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Something about wearing a strap on backwards and carrying the lady around on your back. I'm never showing my husband that definition - he might get ideas!  | |||
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"Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks • And here was me thinking that the "spurs" was referencing your cowboy boots. "It can be both just minus the boots, leave the metal | |||
"I was thinking this was one thread I couldn't join in on. Then I looked on urban dictionary
Something about wearing a strap on backwards and carrying the lady around on your back. I'm never showing my husband that definition - he might get ideas! " | |||
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winking seductively at Nigella Lawson as she marinates the CrispyDuck we'll be having for dinner haha | |||
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"Ummm
A Wayne Rooney style fetish Bad Nanna " | |||
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"I sense a lot of issues in my future… Not to mention various zoo bans" ...add tea shops | |||
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Bob.x | |||
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"Say hello to my little friend "There’s no little about it | |||
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"Say hello to my little friend
There’s no little about it "Haha surprise kink | |||
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"I am going to roll in petals of tuberose.. "A tub of Roses for Christmas? Much better than Quality Street! | |||
"Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks • And here was me thinking that the "spurs" was referencing your cowboy boots.
It can be both just minus the boots, leave the metal "• Will the metal spurs be laced in Curare on the 14th...? | |||
"Well the spurs bit is right football and other but the chick part, no I don’t like chicks • And here was me thinking that the "spurs" was referencing your cowboy boots.
It can be both just minus the boots, leave the metal
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Will the metal spurs be laced in Curare on the 14th...? "No need for that, that is a bit extreme I like my people still breathing | |||
"I am going to roll in petals of tuberose..
A tub of Roses for Christmas? Much better than Quality Street! "Oh my. Finally in agreement on something! | |||
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"Say my name! "Scream even | |||
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"I'm thinking of that thing with gerbils and toilet rolls... "I was picturing something with Penfold
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Miss pc | |||
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"I wish i thought about my username now "Honestly, after the first 40 you just get into the zone, it'll be over in no time | |||
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"I am going to roll in petals of tuberose..
A tub of Roses for Christmas? Much better than Quality Street!
Oh my. Finally in agreement on something! "• It's not too late: I can hold off signing the Decree Nisi. | |||
"I wish i thought about my username now
Honestly, after the first 40 you just get into the zone, it'll be over in no time"lmfao | |||
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"I like fucking dinosaurs? Dangerous kink that! " spat my drink out then x | |||
"Don't mind me, I'm just here wanking over photos of iron filings and paper clips. " Aww it's so cute that you stuck with photos of the most mundane kink ever ! You know you get real paper clips for like £1 | |||
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"Don't mind me, I'm just here wanking over photos of iron filings and paper clips. Aww it's so cute that you stuck with photos of the most mundane kink ever ! You know you get real paper clips for like £1 "Feels a bit like prostitution then, I'd prefer it if the paper clips were attracted to me... | |||
"I like fucking dinosaurs? Dangerous kink that! " That’s you on the Jurassic Park ban list…. | |||
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 Maybe its the sound my knob makes as it pops out instead of 'boing' | |||
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"Boobies, nipples, clits and the occasional cock" Yours is sucking on sherbet lemons | |||
"I like fucking dinosaurs? Dangerous kink that! " To me, your username sounds more like an exclamation of a cock that saw you and another. | |||
"I like sex in the sea" Or a sea of bells (bellends) | |||
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