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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When I was at school, out if the blue one day our English teacher quoted a local council worker - "the fkn fkr is fkn fkd". We all collapsed in hysterics and I still say it sometimes in the right circumstances. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"“A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.” Mark Twain
In these days of Soshal Meedja was there ever a truer statement? "
I am saving this haha |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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""Good defeats evil most of the times but sometimes in order to defeat the Devil you must first become his disciple""
So many good gems in here. Saving this one. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Good defeats evil most of the times but sometimes in order to defeat the Devil you must first become his disciple"
So many good gems in here. Saving this one."
Thanks it's from a book I wrote |
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"Sex could kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it unbelievably fun, the human race would have died out eons ago. Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. You know that women can have an hour long orgasm?"  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Last week went to see the Van Gogh exhibition which is brilliant...saw this quote which I really liked:
"To love is to know life. The more you live, the more you love" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We are not enemies, rather friends who have yet to meet.
No idea who said it, might have been a mate for all I can remember. I just liked it when I saw it written down. |
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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago
West Wales and Cardiff |
“If I had all the money I spent on drink…..I’d spend it on drink” (from “Sir Henry At Rawlinson’s End”)
“Show me a man with a holier than thou attitude, and I’ll show you a man who pays two transvestites to p**s on his face”. (Jack Nicholson)
“Hugh Grant - a man so smug, even his hair is smug” (NME, 1990s. To be fair, HG is a good guy these days, I think. Love the idea of someone having smug hair, though!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It's always nice to be nice rather than being known for being nice.."
Some have the capacity to make people happy just by entering the room, some just by leaving it! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Only a man whos heart is pure can wield the knife only a man whos ass is narrow can get down these steps and if mine is such an ass i shall have it (hint my arse aint narrow) |
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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago
Newcastle |
"It's always nice to be nice rather than being known for being nice..
Some have the capacity to make people happy just by entering the room, some just by leaving it!"
That's my own quote which I live by if you can find it by someone else who I don't know my brain serves me well  |
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"“Just because things have got really bad, doesn’t mean they can’t get worse” 
I'm guessing that's you in a nutshell  "
Nope, just useful quote to have sometimes to bring some dark humour to crap situations. Have we met or do you always make instant judgements? |
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By *ack688Man
over a year ago
abruzzo Italy (and UK) |
‘Don’t stick your dick in that, it’s fucked enough already’
‘I wouldn’t want to join any club that would have me as a member’
‘Losing one parent may be considered unfortunate, losing two is downright careless’
‘The greatest trick the devil ever played was making you think he doesn’t exist’ |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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‘ I am only one, but still I am one. I can not do everything but I can do something. And I will not let what I cannot do, interfere with what I can do’
Edward Hale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Thank you all for coming and speaking of coming. Don't ever, ever masturbate with sandpaper!". Some aussie singer to a London audience. Something Jets they were called. Average band with a lost comedian as a frontman.
"Don't take drugs kids, give them to me!". Willy Dowling at a Gingerwildeart gig.
Anything by Dorothy Parker.
Lads! It's Tottenham- Fergie
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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Come to the edge," he said.
"We can't, we're afraid!" they responded.
"Come to the edge," he said.
"We can't, We will fall!" they responded.
"Come to the edge," he said.
And so they came.
And he pushed them.
And they flew. |
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Pretty much anything in Hamlet.
But right now, this one. It just beats a rhythm so full of life, yet its topic is a yearning for death.
Pure Hamlet...unresolved mind and passion:
“To die, to sleep – to sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there's the rub, for in this sleep of death what dreams may come…" |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"He who hingeth aboot gets he haw ( victor mcdade - _till game ) "
Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning ... isnae (Victor, Still Game) |
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By (user no longer on site) 31 weeks ago
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"He who hingeth aboot gets he haw ( victor mcdade - _till game )
Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning ... isnae (Victor, Still Game)
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2 pints prick!! Jack and/or Victor
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"He who hingeth aboot gets he haw ( victor mcdade - _till game )
Red sky at night, shepherds delight. Red sky in the morning ... isnae (Victor, Still Game)
2 pints prick!! Jack and/or Victor
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I don’t give a flying focus |
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In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.
Les Dawson  |
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"In awe, I watched the waxing moon ride across the zenith of the heavens like an ambered chariot towards the ebony void of infinite space wherein the tethered belts of Jupiter and Mars hang, for ever festooned in their orbital majesty. And as I looked at all this I thought... I must put a roof on this toilet.
Les Dawson "
 What a talent |
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