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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport

The beer tastes like water

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I can literally feel my savings become worthless

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By *sBlueWoman  over a year ago

Up North

Any sign of cold woollies are out

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry

When you go out and eat but your tea is served on a slate tile, a plank of wood, out of and old tin can or car tyre. Served on anything but a normal dinner plate. Then charge you stupid money for the pleasure and add a service charge to your bill. Either that all you've got totally lost and ended up in York or Harrogate.

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By *yron69Man  over a year ago

Fareham

Nobody keeps ferrets

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"When you go out and eat but your tea is served on a slate tile, a plank of wood, out of and old tin can or car tyre. Served on anything but a normal dinner plate. Then charge you stupid money for the pleasure and add a service charge to your bill. Either that all you've got totally lost and ended up in York or Harrogate."

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By * Sophie xTV/TS  over a year ago

Derby

It takes 4 hours to drive 300 yards

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By *aomilatteCouple  over a year ago

Midlands

When the cost of a 2 bedroom flat is what a 4 bedroom house should be

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Properties cost a shit ton and rent cost even more (particularly in London)

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By *erfectman122Man  over a year ago

from somewhere nice

To park you car you need a full wallet

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

A cob is a horse...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Everything doubles in price

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By *ercuryMan  over a year ago

Grantham

You hand over a tenner for two pints, expecting change but get asked for more money!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You see signs saying Turn back now, English people live here!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You go for brunch and end up spending £25 like it’s nothing

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

People vote Conservative

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By *tephanjMan  over a year ago

Kettering

The speak without an accent well some do

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By *optart and AshCouple  over a year ago

Coventry


"People vote Conservative "

People are Conservative...is that the right word?.. people are..???

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By *uitednbooted2Man  over a year ago

Berkshire

There wearing Tommy Hilfiger underwear

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By *uck-RogersMan  over a year ago

Oakhill

Up north you have mosquito's. Down south we have Essex girls.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"People vote Conservative

People are Conservative...is that the right word?.. people are..???"

Nope. I was right the first time.

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By *tephenBunChowMan  over a year ago

Haywards heath/Waterlooville

When pubs are gastropubs and serve shandies?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I say hello and get a strange look…

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Its freezing cold and yet you still have sunshine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The only have gravy on a Sunday roast.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You see Nespresso pods in the food bank donation section.

True story

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"You see signs saying Turn back now, English people live here! "

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

We drink out of jam jars

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

It depends what you mean by South......?

In relation to where?

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"It depends what you mean by South......?

In relation to where? "

south of Birmingham

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By *urchoicenowCouple  over a year ago

Ashford

It's warmer

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The weather is milder

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

When you've got the roof down on the convertible in late November, and early February.

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Pints needing a mortgage.... Not that I drink - but friendsd do!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"It depends what you mean by South......?

In relation to where? south of Birmingham "

In other words from the heel to the toe of the mainland up to the bottom of its belly

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By *ecadent_DevonMan  over a year ago

Okehampton

You can’t hear a northerner telling you how fucking fantastic it is living in the poorest part of the UK but it’s okay because they have “community spirit” and are friendly to everyone Southerners don’t say. They do.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford

U spot me? x

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By *usman 199 OP   Man  over a year ago

Stockport


"U spot me? x"

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

We actually have days without rain

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By *arneygumbleMan  over a year ago

Catcliffe

People complain how cold it is and your still wearing shorts & t-shirts... It's a warm 8 degrees today..

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By *heGateKeeperMan  over a year ago

Stratford

I understand everyone

We mind our own business

You don’t look shocked when charged £5 a pint

You don’t have to wait two weeks for a bus

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering


"When the cost of a 2 bedroom flat is what a 4 bedroom house should be "

Think you'll find that a single bedroom flat is the price of a small mansion anywhere above Bedford !! Trust me, I've been looking

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Market Harborough/ Kettering

Everyone down here is super unfriendly, super busy, super ignorant, super " I can't stop staring at my phone even whilst walking along a packed London street"

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple  over a year ago

Coventry


"People vote Conservative

People are Conservative...is that the right word?.. people are..???"

Let's face it, it's the Northerners who demolished the Red Wall and destroyed a good part of Labour’s Northeren powerhouse by Voting Conservative.

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

When everyone starts talking like Danny Dyer ‘you slagggg’

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By *r SensualMan  over a year ago

London

When you’re on London Underground during your morning commute and you get nothing but death stares instead of smiles from other passengers

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By *ily WhiteWoman  over a year ago

?

You can get a saveloy at a chip shop.

Pie is served with mash...not peas and mint sauce

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By *ntrigued32Couple  over a year ago

Nottingham

You can't get gravy on your chips!

Jo.Xx

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex


"Everyone down here is super unfriendly, super busy, super ignorant, super " I can't stop staring at my phone even whilst walking along a packed London street" "

Yep, we are. I can't think for the life of me why so many people come to Hastings on holiday.

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By *indergirlWoman  over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

You get given garden peas instead of mushy with your fish supper

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"You can get a saveloy at a chip shop.

Pie is served with mash...not peas and mint sauce "

Nah, you don't eat it with a pie or mash....

You eat it as a side/stand-alone dish!

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"When you’re on London Underground during your morning commute and you get nothing but death stares instead of smiles from other passengers "

That’s anytime of day - start the smiling and see what happens

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By *orkshireDrifterMan  over a year ago

Nafferton, nr Driffield.

You reach a pebbly beach littered with old inflatables and discarded life jackets.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman  over a year ago

On a mooch


"People vote Conservative

People are Conservative...is that the right word?.. people are..???

Let's face it, it's the Northerners who demolished the Red Wall and destroyed a good part of Labour’s Northeren powerhouse by Voting Conservative. "

Very true. The heat map between 2017 & 2019 results doesn’t show much difference except in the north

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By *aked2sumCouple  over a year ago

Coast

All the pubs are full of men wearing Utd shirts

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