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over a year ago
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"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me    
Good point.....I'm amazing
Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!"
Say again, say again, say again bloody echo in here  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol
Dont look then  "
its too late - he did !!!!!lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol
The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?"
It's a puppet ! |
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser."
Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser.
Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in "
Erm, it's not always that easy. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol
The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?
It's a puppet ! "
haha Brian Conley  |
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By *adgeeMan
over a year ago
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser.
Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in
Erm, it's not always that easy."
Yer no joking  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser.
Well if they can get a nine pound baby out i'm sure they can get a nine inch penis in "
Someone doesn't understand anatomy and physiology very well.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser."
Oh my! Damn freinds only pics. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser."
Come to Scotland, I'll take it.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser.
Come to Scotland, I'll take it. "
Funny thing is, I once met a woman who was incredibly petit, all of 4'9, meaning that my penis was something like 5% of her entire height, and yet I was able penetrate her with the full length without her making a squeak (well, she did at the end, and it was a bit more than a squeak). |
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By *ove2-shareCouple
over a year ago
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"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me
Good point.....I'm amazing
Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!"
well just say exceptionally little hands shall we
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"So...just been told its amazing how someone didn't even have to try when he fisted me
Good point.....I'm amazing
Bad point.....bucket fanny!!!!"
He didnt actually say you were amazing he said 'it' was amazing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've had a couple of meets this year where we managed to get as far as the canoodling, only for me to then be turned down for sex on account of my penis being too big (no really, I'm serious). Still, I suppose its one of the most flattering ways you can be rejected.
...I may have simply been a crap kisser.
Come to Scotland, I'll take it.
Funny thing is, I once met a woman who was incredibly petit, all of 4'9, meaning that my penis was something like 5% of her entire height, and yet I was able penetrate her with the full length without her making a squeak (well, she did at the end, and it was a bit more than a squeak)."
5% of 4' 9? I may still be half asleep but would that not make your penis less than 3 inches?
4' 9 is 57 inches by my reckoning.
Please someone correct me if I'm wrong. It may be a lack of caffeine error. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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So what I SHOULD have done was divide 8 by 57 - so, to ammend my orginal post:
Funny thing is, I once met a woman who was incredibly petit, all of 4'9, meaning that my penis was something like FOURTEEN PERCENT of her entire height, and yet I was able penetrate her with the full length without her making a squeak (well, she did at the end, and it was a bit more than a squeak)
There we go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol
The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?
It's a puppet ! "
PMSL |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"5% of 57 is 2.85. "
So he needs to claim at least 10% of said woman to save face?
I may need to add this to my criteria... males must have cocks at least 10% of my height. What do you think? I'm really short so it should be achievable. |
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I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.
She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.
That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.
She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.
That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember."
Is it still a spank when it's back handed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i wouldnt post the fact that someone can get a fist up you with ease on the forums..in my eyes not a good look lol
The post or the image of a hand up a vagina?
It's a puppet !
PMSL "
So when are you changing your profile name to sooty or sweep?
Seriously though - don't stress - unless he lost his watch!!! |
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.
She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.
That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.
Is it still a spank when it's back handed?"
Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?
Either way it made some wonderful marks. |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.
She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.
That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.
Is it still a spank when it's back handed?
Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?
Either way it made some wonderful marks."
Have you noticed the recent fashion for knuckle duster rings |
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.
She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.
That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.
Is it still a spank when it's back handed?
Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?
Either way it made some wonderful marks."
So you're good at backhanders? |
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.
She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.
That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.
Is it still a spank when it's back handed?
Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?
Either way it made some wonderful marks.
Have you noticed the recent fashion for knuckle duster rings "
Ah yes I saw these on the tv the other day (not transvestite I meant television). So now we know where the craze came from. Spanktastic! |
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"I was recently spanking a sexual conquest of mine and decided to spank with both sides of my hand.
She said she enjoyed the knuckle side best.
That was the most recent back handed compliment I can remember.
Is it still a spank when it's back handed?
Hmmm good point, would one call it a slap?
Either way it made some wonderful marks.
So you're good at backhanders?"
Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, I scratch your back, you scratch mine  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin
I got told once while someone was doing me doggy that I had skinny hips for a big lass "
i'm just a blooming whale at the moment and its really getting me down.. id love to have hips |
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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago
Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound |
"i got told id be very pretty if i was thin
I got told once while someone was doing me doggy that I had skinny hips for a big lass "
That reminds... a couple of years ago I was told I am too small to be 'fabulous' and too big to be 'curvy'. |
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