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If that works, will this work?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I had any I'd bring it 
Its ok, as its you, I'll accept an IOU
Aww thank you 
You know I'm no good for it but I'm sure we will manage"
Needs to be hand delivered |
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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"If I had any I'd bring it
Its ok, as its you, I'll accept an IOU
Aww thank you
You know I'm no good for it but I'm sure we will manage
Needs to be hand delivered "
That'll only take one hand.... what shall I do with the other? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I had any I'd bring it
Its ok, as its you, I'll accept an IOU
Aww thank you
You know I'm no good for it but I'm sure we will manage
Needs to be hand delivered
That'll only take one hand.... what shall I do with the other? "
*cheeky snigger* |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It'll have to be an iou 
Stick it on the pile.
Cheers
Don't forget it’s the thought that counts  "
That very much depends in what you are thinking about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Hello all you lovely fabbers.
Send me money please x
Thank you."
The envelope full of non-sequential tenners is stamped and ready to go, just need your address xx
G |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hello all you lovely fabbers.
Send me money please x
Thank you.
The envelope full of non-sequential tenners is stamped and ready to go, just need your address xx
G"
The flat above the co-op.
You know ... opposite the chippy |
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By *good-being-badMan
over a year ago
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I'm buying a euromillions ticket for this evenings draw.. £122,000,000.
I shall send some your way out of my winnings.
If any ladies care to send pictures of their boobs to my inbox they too will receive a portion of my winnings |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant, but i have heard of a nice Kenyan solicitor that mails me regularly, offering me money from my dead aunties, sisters, grandmas, neighbours best mates goldfish....in return for some basic details? I can pass you their email address if you like?  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I cant, but i have heard of a nice Kenyan solicitor that mails me regularly, offering me money from my dead aunties, sisters, grandmas, neighbours best mates goldfish....in return for some basic details? I can pass you their email address if you like? "
That would be very kind of you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm buying a euromillions ticket for this evenings draw.. £122,000,000.
I shall send some your way out of my winnings.
If any ladies care to send pictures of their boobs to my inbox they too will receive a portion of my winnings "
Fingers crossed |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I just found 10p in my dressing gown pocket.
It's stuck to a half-sucked Werthers Original...you won't mind sucking it off, will you?"
Sucking off is something I have a certain level of competence at. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I can give you the money I've collected through buying properties, building houses on them and collecting an extortionate amount of rent... Monopoly money, I can give you Monopoly money  |
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By *xccvvMan
over a year ago
Yorkshire North East |
I have got some money on the way from my aunty in Nigeria who was mega rich and recently passed, it was shocking new to me as did not know had an aunty still alive and living in Nigeria.
Any way, send me your bank details, including pin numbers and passwords, and honest the god I will see the money will be paid straight into your account |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
If I have not got money will a pink cowboy hat with flashing LED's do instead as well as a pair of pink leather chaps?
Would I have to enter a faustian deal with the devil or you?
Do I have to sign the contract in blood?
Sayin' I did cross your palms with silver what bang for my buck am I going to get?
Do you read palms or do I need to go to a Phrenologist? What bumps will you do first?
Just asking for a friend..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can give you the money I've collected through buying properties, building houses on them and collecting an extortionate amount of rent... Monopoly money, I can give you Monopoly money "
Better than nowt |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I have got some money on the way from my aunty in Nigeria who was mega rich and recently passed, it was shocking new to me as did not know had an aunty still alive and living in Nigeria.
Any way, send me your bank details, including pin numbers and passwords, and honest the god I will see the money will be paid straight into your account "
Wow.
That is very kind of you x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I have not got money will a pink cowboy hat with flashing LED's do instead as well as a pair of pink leather chaps?
Would I have to enter a faustian deal with the devil or you?
Do I have to sign the contract in blood?
Sayin' I did cross your palms with silver what bang for my buck am I going to get?
Do you read palms or do I need to go to a Phrenologist? What bumps will you do first?
Just asking for a friend..... "
No faustian deal.
Merely the sacrifice of your first born  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Think i got some loose monopoly money laying about somewhere
Send it over
Youll have to pass Go! To collect it  "
Shit I just rolled 3 doubles in a row. Thats straight to jail without passing go |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Think i got some loose monopoly money laying about somewhere
Send it over
Youll have to pass Go! To collect it
Shit I just rolled 3 doubles in a row. Thats straight to jail without passing go"
Looks like im investing in hotels on old kent road then |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
"If I have not got money will a pink cowboy hat with flashing LED's do instead as well as a pair of pink leather chaps?
Would I have to enter a faustian deal with the devil or you?
Do I have to sign the contract in blood?
Sayin' I did cross your palms with silver what bang for my buck am I going to get?
Do you read palms or do I need to go to a Phrenologist? What bumps will you do first?
Just asking for a friend.....
No faustian deal.
Merely the sacrifice of your first born "
Bugger, don't have one!
Fancy a useless relative and a fiver instead? I'll chuck in a Ouija board in for free too! Win,win!
I'm not selling it am I?
I'll leave to the sound of the All American Rejects - "Move Along"..... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"If I have not got money will a pink cowboy hat with flashing LED's do instead as well as a pair of pink leather chaps?
Would I have to enter a faustian deal with the devil or you?
Do I have to sign the contract in blood?
Sayin' I did cross your palms with silver what bang for my buck am I going to get?
Do you read palms or do I need to go to a Phrenologist? What bumps will you do first?
Just asking for a friend.....
No faustian deal.
Merely the sacrifice of your first born
Bugger, don't have one!
Fancy a useless relative and a fiver instead? I'll chuck in a Ouija board in for free too! Win,win!
I'm not selling it am I?
I'll leave to the sound of the All American Rejects - "Move Along"..... "
You can keep the relative, I'll take the fiver, and is the cowboy hat still on offer? |
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