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over a year ago
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I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx
or Bob, how do I tell mum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx
or Bob, how do I tell mum "
tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx
or Bob, how do I tell mum
tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum "
Oh damn I've just chatted up my brother then  ................... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx
or Bob, how do I tell mum
tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum
Oh damn I've just chatted up my brother then ................... "
Is there something u need to tell me son cos your profile says "straight"? lol |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx
or Bob, how do I tell mum
tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum
Oh damn I've just chatted up my brother then ...................
Is there something u need to tell me son cos your profile says "straight"? lol "
Me nudger is straight  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was a bit surprised as he sorry she had moved down south, full operation on the Turkish NHS to make him all woman, his willy is now in a jar on the mantle piece, nice to hear from you again Minxie Minx
or Bob, how do I tell mum
tell Mum - silly boy I am ya mum
Oh damn I've just chatted up my brother then ...................
Is there something u need to tell me son cos your profile says "straight"? lol
Me nudger is straight "
that wasnt wot mummy needed to know lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grandad is that you?
I was Granma but I've had the op as well "
uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it
if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"grandad is that you?
I was Granma but I've had the op as well
uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it
if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents "
good point ring me on o800 ouiji |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grandad is that you?
I was Granma but I've had the op as well
uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it
if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents "
son now sit down and listen up - I will say this only once (for the fiftieth time) its Uncle Emma and Aunty Dale |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grandad is that you?
I was Granma but I've had the op as well
uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it
if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents
son now sit down and listen up - I will say this only once (for the fiftieth time) its Uncle Emma and Aunty Dale "
sorry dad... this whole top pair of bollocks gets confusing. i was crap at biology. Must have got my stupid gene from 'mum' (whichever bike it was at the time) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"grandad is that you?
I was Granma but I've had the op as well
uncle dale and aunty emma told me you'd both croaked it
if your both live and kicking youve missed 10 birthdays and xmas's.. im owed presents
son now sit down and listen up - I will say this only once (for the fiftieth time) its Uncle Emma and Aunty Dale
sorry dad... this whole top pair of bollocks gets confusing. i was crap at biology. Must have got my stupid gene from 'mum' (whichever bike it was at the time) "
its ok I have the same problem understand completely |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"kin hell the CSA have just messaged me "
no no no there are no couple sex alignments allowed have told u before u can't have tits and bollox all the time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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grandma, grandad just messaged me saying how sorry he was for being rough with you last night and that if he'd known you were a virgin he wouldnt have been so rough
i messaged him back on your behalf saying that if you knew he could get it hard you'd have taken your tights off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"kin hell the CSA have just messaged me
did they say congratulations.. you are due a refund ???
They want DNA samples, that could feck it all up "
Nah we just pull the Sheik I.T erund ploy they wont twig |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace "
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"kin hell the CSA have just messaged me
did they say congratulations.. you are due a refund ???
They want DNA samples, that could feck it all up
Nah we just pull the Sheik I.T erund ploy they wont twig "
Wicked Weasel look very familiar ??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me "
you've been in there long enough you might need some new clothes |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me "
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares "
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh "
wot did sssssh do............ do tell |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh
wot did sssssh do............ do tell "
Kebabed her lips apparently |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh
wot did sssssh do............ do tell
Kebabed her lips apparently "
 Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh
wot did sssssh do............ do tell
Kebabed her lips apparently
Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab "
When in Rome |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh
wot did sssssh do............ do tell
Kebabed her lips apparently
Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab
When in Rome "
wear a toga |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh
wot did sssssh do............ do tell
Kebabed her lips apparently
Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab
When in Rome
wear a toga "
Poke someone in the back |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh
wot did sssssh do............ do tell
Kebabed her lips apparently
Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab
When in Rome
wear a toga "
Mine always falls down , I must stop using fitted sheets cos they don't fit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh
wot did sssssh do............ do tell
Kebabed her lips apparently
Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab
When in Rome
wear a toga
Mine always falls down , I must stop using fitted sheets cos they don't fit "
although the elasticated bits are pretty good as a hat |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Confused !
I know it's great isn't it
Uncle Horace, WTF are you doing on here as well
Not Horace ............. OMG Hiya Horace
I tried to stay in closet but the moths scared me
OK u can come out now but dont mention wot u did - he still has nightmares
It's ok my lips are sealed .... Well actually they not lips anymore but sshhhhh
wot did sssssh do............ do tell
Kebabed her lips apparently
Nooo you daft buggers went from kebab to oh fook a kebab
When in Rome
wear a toga
Mine always falls down , I must stop using fitted sheets cos they don't fit
although the elasticated bits are pretty good as a hat "
or a Thong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol 
or a catapult  "
I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol
or a catapult
I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread "
Want to mention the run up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol
or a catapult
I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread
Want to mention the run up "
Leave Uncle Horace alone and be nice !!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol
or a catapult
I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread
Want to mention the run up "
Noooo |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol
or a catapult
I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread
Want to mention the run up
Leave Uncle Horace alone and be nice !!!!"
Thanks aunty I mean grandad or is it mum  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"WOW thats one big thong ......... lol
or a catapult
I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum ah sod it I knew sitting in that closet for so long had made things spread
Want to mention the run up
Leave Uncle Horace alone and be nice !!!!
Thanks aunty I mean grandad or is it mum "
I can't remember who I am now lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum
You've got a massive arse woman
I'm just glad that's all you said and didn't mention the spots "
shhhhh we agreed they wouldnt be spoken about after Granny Hilda did wot she did - and we all know wot happened to her ..........  |
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum
You've got a massive arse woman
Do you mind this is a family thread "
I don't mind at all. Moody is the leper cousin we used to lock in the shed for 364 days of the year. We only used to bring her out on Christmas day to shove the onion up the birds arse.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum
You've got a massive arse woman
I'm just glad that's all you said and didn't mention the spots
shhhhh we agreed they wouldnt be spoken about after Granny Hilda did wot she did - and we all know wot happened to her .......... "
Poor Hilda, looks well buried in the gardem with my bike parked in her cheeks though, carrots have come on a treat as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum
You've got a massive arse woman
Do you mind this is a family thread
I don't mind at all. Moody is the leper cousin we used to lock in the shed for 364 days of the year. We only used to bring her out on Christmas day to shove the onion up the birds arse...."
How did u escape the asylum ??? last time I saw u ............ well I wont tell em in case it reminds u and u regress Dotty  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"I hope you are not trying to tell me I got a big bum
You've got a massive arse woman
Do you mind this is a family thread
I don't mind at all. Moody is the leper cousin we used to lock in the shed for 364 days of the year. We only used to bring her out on Christmas day to shove the onion up the birds arse...."
I remember you and moody well in the Christamas play, two munchkins with special helmets and blunt crayons |
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over a year ago
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed?
You feel safe enough "
good point - dont think I would shut me eyes with this lot of reprabates around lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed?
You feel safe enough
actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on "
yep they will help no peeping under the bed now  |
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed?
You feel safe enough
actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on "
Oh shit don't mention the Donkey while Mums around ! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed?
You feel safe enough
actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on
Oh shit don't mention the Donkey while Mums around ! "
W O T D O N K E Y ?????? |
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed?
You feel safe enough
actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on
Oh shit don't mention the Donkey while Mums around !
W O T D O N K E Y ??????"
Not the one you were jailed for, the other one |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"which family member is gonna tuck me into bed?
You feel safe enough
actually youve a point.. i'll take eeyore with me and put my bed socks on
Oh shit don't mention the Donkey while Mums around !
W O T D O N K E Y ??????
Not the one you were jailed for, the other one "
Oh thats alright then phewwww u had me worried then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and no one mention the sheep - as he wont like that either 
The sheep are safe and sound tucked up in bed "
no no no no your asbo states u r not allowed to bring livestock into the bedroom |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"and no one mention the sheep - as he wont like that either
The sheep are safe and sound tucked up in bed
no no no no your asbo states u r not allowed to bring livestock into the bedroom "
My bed is in the cellar remember |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"and no one mention the sheep - as he wont like that either
The sheep are safe and sound tucked up in bed
no no no no your asbo states u r not allowed to bring livestock into the bedroom
My bed is in the cellar remember "
bed + room = bedroom very clear on asbo get them out !!!!!! |
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