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My mate fancies you....
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
I'm being nagged because my mate is apparently a raging pervert and bored this evening so has a desire, nay, a need, to spread his smut all over your boxes.
Wait. That was way more pervy than I intended it to be. Sorry 
But if you'd care to join in, if there is someone you've an eye on yet you're too shy to say directly to them, this is the place for you!
Bring your flirty flirts and your pervy perving and share them..... via a mate of course. 
And remember..... the OP needs some secretive smut too. Because that's me and else I'm just going to end up demanding photos from men again. Ain't nobody got time for that
If you don’t know the rules, here they are:
1) find someone on the thread you fancy
2) pick a "mate" and send them a message for the object of your desire. You don't have to know them
3) your (new) mate will then post your message anonymously on the thread for your desired person
4) either stay anonymous or declare yourself
5) do the same for others and OPEN YOUR FILTERS PEOPLE!
Get to it you sexy bunch |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am going in the bath and this thread will keep me entertained.
Happy to pass on messages and even happier to receive messages, and will be sending messages. 
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Entertain me.. send me your secrets  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haha yep I’m in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I have an evening of doing absolutely nothing so I am in  |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
Posh and a bit of smut... how could anyone resist!
I’m in  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am going in the bath and this thread will keep me entertained.
Happy to pass on messages and even happier to receive messages, and will be sending messages.
NBVN x"
Bubble bath & loofah at the ready!!! |
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oooo in! Missed playing this!
Send me messages to pass along |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh and a bit of smut... how could anyone resist!
I’m in "
That's the spirit! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
In for a penny in for a pound |
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To the beautiful bemorefeieda.... my mate would like to ask if you are a natural redhead and are you as fiery as they say redheads are in bed. X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message from a beauty for Shivers...
My very sexy mate absolutely wants to be naked with him. For the sex.
NBVN x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message from a beauty for Shivers...
My very sexy mate absolutely wants to be naked with him. For the sex.
NBVN x"
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Woody you horndog!
My gorgeous mate wants to know if you will serenade her with that guitar naked in her bed? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Woody you horndog!
My gorgeous mate wants to know if you will serenade her with that guitar naked in her bed? "
If it’s anything from Ed Sherran, it’s a no. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A message for the lovely Posh from a very hot lady...
I'd love to give her sexy pervy self a big booby cuddle please?
NBVN x |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Shivers (you manly man of sexiness)… my damned sexy mate says you are just a whole heap of hunkiness… those photos |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A message for the lovely Posh from a very hot lady...
I'd love to give her sexy pervy self a big booby cuddle please?
NBVN x"
Erm..... well obviously I'm in! |
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Incoming for Woody!
An insanely sexy person has a message for you....
"I daydream often about his cream filling my mouth"
Offft |
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"To the beautiful bemorefeieda.... my mate would like to ask if you are a natural redhead and are you as fiery as they say redheads are in bed. X "
I'm a natural redhead and fiery in all things I'm passionate about |
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Incoming for NSP!
A fit gentleman has a message for your beautiful self....
"Could you ask NSP if I could eat a Devonshire cream scone from her naughty bits please…"
YUM! (Can I have some cream scone too please? ) |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’m in!
What a wonderful surprise that this thread has popped up! |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"Posh and a bit of smut... how could anyone resist!
I’m in
That's the spirit!"
Welcoming and wholesome as ever |
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My lovely friend would like to tell the vixen that is Posh that he would be happy to rummage around your box anytime…. Filth!!! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Incoming for NSP!
A fit gentleman has a message for your beautiful self....
"Could you ask NSP if I could eat a Devonshire cream scone from her naughty bits please…"
YUM! (Can I have some cream scone too please? )"
Sounds messy.....
I appear to be out of cream so hopefully your mate will bring some |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’m in!
What a wonderful surprise that this thread has popped up! "
I can tell you're shocked |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Posh and a bit of smut... how could anyone resist!
I’m in
That's the spirit!
Welcoming and wholesome as ever "
Sweet n innocent.... that's me |
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A message for Not So Posh:
Your smut has not been delivered because you were out, please log on to the website and update your payment details to receive delivery |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"My lovely friend would like to tell the vixen that is Posh that he would be happy to rummage around your box anytime…. Filth!!! "
Pure filth. I love it
Tell your mate it is open (but not wide cos  ) |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
In ...for giggles |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"A message for Not So Posh:
Your smut has not been delivered because you were out, please log on to the website and update your payment details to receive delivery"
Erm.... I'm never out. Where is the complaints department? |
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By *0astMan
over a year ago
Discovering |
Just in time, with popcorn too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To Appletree, a very sexy lady has asked me to tell you that she would lobe to be sandwiched between you |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’ve just received this message from a very sexy couple who I consider to be very good friends
Could you please tell Posh that I've found the perfect hut in TLD for a night of shenanigans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a log burger but we'll be creating enough fire between us to keep warm
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A message for Tea Monkey ( sent by an angel from the north)
If he needs a hand pulling down those trousers, I’d be more than happy to help..  |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"Posh and a bit of smut... how could anyone resist!
I’m in
That's the spirit!
Welcoming and wholesome as ever
Sweet n innocent.... that's me "
Phew... filth is fun but but smut is just smutty |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Saff you delinquent desirable devil..... I have a hottie here who wants me to tell you that your delectable bottom has a new fan |
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Message from a hottie to a hottie
Can you please ask Tryingitout19 if he can crack nuts with those thighs?!?! Swooooooonnnnn |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"To Appletree, a very sexy lady has asked me to tell you that she would lobe to be sandwiched between you "
Oooh, always happy |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve just received this message from a very sexy couple who I consider to be very good friends
Could you please tell Posh that I've found the perfect hut in TLD for a night of shenanigans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a log burger but we'll be creating enough fire between us to keep warm
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Well bugger me backwards.....
Tell your very good friends that I'm absolutely in |
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"Saff you delinquent desirable devil..... I have a hottie here who wants me to tell you that your delectable bottom has a new fan "
Posh.. stop looking at my bum. |
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Incoming for Nora!
Your sexy self has received a message from a charming gentleman...
"can you tell Nora that my mate would love to help her explore his naked body"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Haven't done one in ages. Let's do it |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"A message for Tea Monkey ( sent by an angel from the north)
If he needs a hand pulling down those trousers, I’d be more than happy to help.. "
They always seem to get stuck around my hips… |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Saff you delinquent desirable devil..... I have a hottie here who wants me to tell you that your delectable bottom has a new fan
Posh.. stop looking at my bum. "
Nope. Shan't. And you can't make me  |
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"Incoming for Nora!
Your sexy self has received a message from a charming gentleman...
"can you tell Nora that my mate would love to help her explore his naked body"
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So 3 of us? A mate helping me? Who’s the mate ? |
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Incoming for _ea monkey!
You have a insatiably sexy admirer who has sent your handsome self a message....
"Would you please tell the gorgeous _ea monkey that there absolutely will be poking. And tongues. And squishing"
offft SEXY |
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A message for Shivers from my sexy as hell friend
Can you please pass on a message to Shivers. Tell him his profile pics always reminds me of Wolverine...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for Shivers from my sexy as hell friend
Can you please pass on a message to Shivers. Tell him his profile pics always reminds me of Wolverine...
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Works for me |
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You lucky bugger…my foxy friend has a message for Shivers me timbers! Haha.. but on a serious note.. she would Shiver under that body. That's certain;-) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In! I like being postie ! |
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"To the beautiful bemorefeieda.... my mate would like to ask if you are a natural redhead and are you as fiery as they say redheads are in bed. X
I'm a natural redhead and fiery in all things I'm passionate about "
Good to know..... Oh crap I've given the game away now |
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"Message from a hottie to a hottie
Can you please ask Tryingitout19 if he can crack nuts with those thighs?!?! Swooooooonnnnn "
I can give it a go! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'll play along! |
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A message for Emily36SexC
Is there room in that shower for a little one? |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A message for A Bootiful day from a very suave and sexy friend of mine;
be careful where you rest that chocolate Santa or he might melt and I’ll be forced to lick it off
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For _appytochat
I would be thoroughly happy to paint some beautiful patterns using your cum
There is some spunking artistry in your pics hehe..  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Another hot mate of mine has sent me this for a sexy lady....
Could I persuade you to let TubeRose know that a Rose by any other name wouldn’t taste so sweet... |
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Just had some weirdo shove this through my door…
Dear Aunty Saff.
For Christmas I would please like to have Shivers next to my stockings. Really very close next to them.
Love from your mate
Her arse looked good as she was running away though.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another hot mate of mine has sent me this for a sexy lady....
Could I persuade you to let TubeRose know that a Rose by any other name wouldn’t taste so sweet..."
Don't forget the thorns though
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
A very delicate and precious flower has asked me to post this message for her,
Would you please tell TheGateKeeper that I have cake
Tempting indeed! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just had some weirdo shove this through my door…
Dear Aunty Saff.
For Christmas I would please like to have Shivers next to my stockings. Really very close next to them.
Love from your mate
Her arse looked good as she was running away though.. "
Sounds good to me! |
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Trying it out…. You lucky bugger… my fit mate asks…
Can I try and guess what's in that pocket of yours? Even better can I wander my fingers inside? Let's try it out |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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In for bit |
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"Trying it out…. You lucky bugger… my fit mate asks…
Can I try and guess what's in that pocket of yours? Even better can I wander my fingers inside? Let's try it out "
Sounds intriguing…….;) |
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"A very delicate and precious flower has asked me to post this message for her,
Would you please tell TheGateKeeper that I have cake
Tempting indeed! "
Whoever you are, I’m all ears (and yours) |
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"I’ve just received this message from a very sexy couple who I consider to be very good friends
Could you please tell Posh that I've found the perfect hut in TLD for a night of shenanigans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a log burger but we'll be creating enough fire between us to keep warm
Well bugger me backwards.....
Tell your very good friends that I'm absolutely in "
'Well bugger me backwards.
' you crack me up |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"I’ve just received this message from a very sexy couple who I consider to be very good friends
Could you please tell Posh that I've found the perfect hut in TLD for a night of shenanigans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a log burger but we'll be creating enough fire between us to keep warm
Well bugger me backwards.....
Tell your very good friends that I'm absolutely in
'Well bugger me backwards.
' you crack me up "
I feel I should find the filter between brain and fingers though  |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"In for a lil bit "
Hello
My mate probably fancies you too |
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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago
Deep in the New Forest |
"For _appytochat
I would be thoroughly happy to paint some beautiful patterns using your cum
There is some spunking artistry in your pics hehe.. "
Thats great considering I was crap at art in school. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
To all the men.....
I have a wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate who says....
I want an appalling date not a fucking shag!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sounds like fun, I'm in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm in. Will be sending messages, but would also love to receive xx |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
My sexy mate just sent me this....
Could you please tell Bellaseas that she has a wonderful, kissable smile and amazing breasts that are just calling out to be smooshed!
I can't wait to see her at the social. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Saff! My mate has good taste...
Can you tell Saffron that id love to use that paddle on her bum |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I’m in, and will deliver your written affections. |
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Ooooh ok in for a little bit of fun. I’ll play messenger |
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By *J69Man
over a year ago
plymouth / penzance |
I’m in |
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"A message for A Bootiful day from a very suave and sexy friend of mine;
be careful where you rest that chocolate Santa or he might melt and I’ll be forced to lick it off
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Oooo I like suave and sexy don’t worry, I’ll place it somewhere fun if your mate slides into my box…. |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"To all the men.....
I have a wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate who says....
I want an appalling date not a fucking shag!!!!"
Hope for all mankind |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Another hot mate of mine has sent me this for a sexy lady....
Could I persuade you to let TubeRose know that a Rose by any other name wouldn’t taste so sweet...
Don't forget the thorns though
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Ooooh I have a reply....
Could you let TubeRose know that a Rose without thorns wouldn’t be as beautiful. |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"Just had some weirdo shove this through my door…
Dear Aunty Saff.
For Christmas I would please like to have Shivers next to my stockings. Really very close next to them.
Love from your mate
Her arse looked good as she was running away though.. "
Not your back door? |
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Off a truly gorgeous woman
For Cockosaurus..
If your cock can light up a pumpkin could it lit the way to my dark tunnel too?
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
I’ve just received this message from a very sexy couple:
Could you please let Cockosaurus know that he can join us and wrap me in those lovely arms anytime |
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"I’ve just received this message from a very sexy couple who I consider to be very good friends
Could you please tell Posh that I've found the perfect hut in TLD for a night of shenanigans. Unfortunately it doesn't have a log burger but we'll be creating enough fire between us to keep warm
Well bugger me backwards.....
Tell your very good friends that I'm absolutely in
'Well bugger me backwards.
' you crack me up
I feel I should find the filter between brain and fingers though "
No...never! That would like taking Picasso's paint brush away x |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"To all the men.....
I have a wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate who says....
I want an appalling date not a fucking shag!!!!"
Appalling and disappointing are what I excel at! |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?) |
"A message for Emily36SexC
Is there room in that shower for a little one? "
...a little one of what?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My good Pervy mate has a message for the Tea Monkey. She’s like to let him know that he is all over sexy and wants to see if he looks as good close up.
Step on up _ea monkey, what ya gonna do? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another hot mate of mine has sent me this for a sexy lady....
Could I persuade you to let TubeRose know that a Rose by any other name wouldn’t taste so sweet...
Don't forget the thorns though
Ooooh I have a reply....
Could you let TubeRose know that a Rose without thorns wouldn’t be as beautiful."
So who is the Shakespeare copycat here?  |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"Another hot mate of mine has sent me this for a sexy lady....
Could I persuade you to let TubeRose know that a Rose by any other name wouldn’t taste so sweet...
Don't forget the thorns though
Plagiarism or inspiration... it’s a fine line
Ooooh I have a reply....
Could you let TubeRose know that a Rose without thorns wouldn’t be as beautiful.
So who is the Shakespeare copycat here? "
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To the gorgeous Appletrees, a beautiful friend of mine says that they’re looking forward to something hot and wet with you |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"My good Pervy mate has a message for the Tea Monkey. She’s like to let him know that he is all over sexy and wants to see if he looks as good close up.
Step on up _ea monkey, what ya gonna do? "
I guess it’s up to said pervy friend to get closer and find out! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"To all the men.....
I have a wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate who says....
I want an appalling date not a fucking shag!!!!
Appalling and disappointing are what I excel at! "
You studly hunk of a fella Tea.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. My wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate says not you.... ever |
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"To all the men.....
I have a wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate who says....
I want an appalling date not a fucking shag!!!!
Appalling and disappointing are what I excel at!
You studly hunk of a fella Tea.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. My wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate says not you.... ever "
Brother.. innit |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Hello boys |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"To all the men.....
I have a wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate who says....
I want an appalling date not a fucking shag!!!!
Appalling and disappointing are what I excel at!
You studly hunk of a fella Tea.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news. My wonderful and exceedingly sexy mate says not you.... ever "
Oh I understand!!! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Russle Sprout you late man.
My sexy mate says she wants to see the parts of you she's not yet seen.... so please would you be so kind as to slip your face in my box to pass on |
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"Off a truly gorgeous woman
For Cockosaurus..
If your cock can light up a pumpkin could it lit the way to my dark tunnel too?
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Haha, quite possibly if I knew who you were |
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"Russle Sprout you late man.
My sexy mate says she wants to see the parts of you she's not yet seen.... so please would you be so kind as to slip your face in my box to pass on "
My face in 2 boxes? How could I refuse |
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"I’ve just received this message from a very sexy couple:
Could you please let Cockosaurus know that he can join us and wrap me in those lovely arms anytime "
I'm always willing to give people a big hug, just let me know when |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Holy hell my box got hot there! My sexy mate says
Can you tell Shivers that we could have our own 6 nations scrum down if I can tempt him across that Severn Bridge sometime |
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Oh, I'm in PoshPants.
It's Monday & I'm feeling blue, so some naughtiness in my box would be rather delightful |
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I’m happy to pass some messages on if needed
We are in
D. |
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A message for Tuberose
Can you tell Tuberose that I’d like to lick her pissers whilst she makes me that Placki ziemniaczane dish she’s promised me.
He’s a stud muffin this one |
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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago
stockport |
"I’m happy to pass some messages on if needed
We are in
D."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Shivers - you're popular tonight.
From a very hot friend...
"I'd love shivers to spend the night teasing and tantalising me whilst I'm gagged and bound."
Can I come? |
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Can you please tell Festive Desires that I’d like to suck her eyes out through her clitosterous please.
Consider it done my friend |
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My mate said - “Could you please tell beautiful Red I can think of a few things that might make her blush and possibly giggle. ”
D. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can you please tell Festive Desires that I’d like to suck her eyes out through her clitosterous please.
Consider it done my friend "
I'm not sure whether to be flattered or scared  |
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"My mate said - “Could you please tell beautiful Red I can think of a few things that might make her blush and possibly giggle. ”
D."
Ooh, well now. I do love to giggle.
(It's you isn't it, D? You can tell me) |
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"A message for Emily36SexC
Is there room in that shower for a little one?
...a little one of what?! "
Mates gone all shy now |
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A message for Annabelle - can we shag like rabbits but don’t leave the little droppings everywhere this time |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
Rex you 4/10 E for effort utter delightful bugger....
My sexy mate asked me...
Can you tell Rex that I'd like to lick his eyeball from the inside. I'll go in through his bumhole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cockosaurus you lucky chap! My beautiful friend says
Can you let _ockosaurus know that I'd love to know when I can get my hands all over him and give him a big smooch |
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"Rex you 4/10 E for effort utter delightful bugger....
My sexy mate asked me...
Can you tell Rex that I'd like to lick his eyeball from the inside. I'll go in through his bumhole "
This is Red isn’t it? She wants to enter me |
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"My mate said - “Could you please tell beautiful Red I can think of a few things that might make her blush and possibly giggle. ”
D.
Ooh, well now. I do love to giggle.
(It's you isn't it, D? You can tell me) "
I’m happy to second that comment but I can’t claim it it was my mate
D. |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
"Rex you 4/10 E for effort utter delightful bugger....
My sexy mate asked me...
Can you tell Rex that I'd like to lick his eyeball from the inside. I'll go in through his bumhole
This is Red isn’t it? She wants to enter me "
We all want to enter you |
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A message for the delicious and sensual Red …, apparently you won’t catch this one that easily… |
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Another one for Rex
My beautiful & sexy Rapunzel-like friend says she's going to sue you under the Trades Description Act - wreck it? Barely touched the fucking sides!
I'm disappointed in you Rex. |
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"My mate said - “Could you please tell beautiful Red I can think of a few things that might make her blush and possibly giggle. ”
D.
Ooh, well now. I do love to giggle.
(It's you isn't it, D? You can tell me)
I’m happy to second that comment but I can’t claim it it was my mate
D."
Well you and your mate are welcome anytime xx |
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"Rex you 4/10 E for effort utter delightful bugger....
My sexy mate asked me...
Can you tell Rex that I'd like to lick his eyeball from the inside. I'll go in through his bumhole
This is Red isn’t it? She wants to enter me "
As if!
I'd rather have sex with my car's exhaust pipe |
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"Rex you 4/10 E for effort utter delightful bugger....
My sexy mate asked me...
Can you tell Rex that I'd like to lick his eyeball from the inside. I'll go in through his bumhole
This is Red isn’t it? She wants to enter me
We all want to enter you "
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"A message for the delicious and sensual Red …, apparently you won’t catch this one that easily… "
Ooh, now that's a challenge |
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"Another one for Rex
My beautiful & sexy Rapunzel-like friend says she's going to sue you under the Trades Description Act - wreck it? Barely touched the fucking sides!
I'm disappointed in you Rex. "
Did you see the size of the hole though? |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
We haven't done this for a while. In please. X |
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A rather delightful young man has asked me to pass on this persuasive missive
Can you please ask Just Another Girl if I can keep her up all night instead of her getting up early?
Sounds like a plan to me |
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Could you tell that Sexpot Red that I’m game for that challenge.
You just did brother |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I heard something through the deliciously sexy grapevine just now.
A ridiculously sexy friend of mine would really like to tell the sexy looking couple, DRST, “we can play winks all you like but I’d rather you messaged me. Think of the fun we could have” |
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"Could you tell that Sexpot Red that I’m game for that challenge.
You just did brother "
Come hither, now! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A message for Tuberose
Can you tell Tuberose that I’d like to lick her pissers whilst she makes me that Placki ziemniaczane dish she’s promised me.
He’s a stud muffin this one "
you have no idea how good I am at multitasking..
I'll cook you alive |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"You called
Aw, you  x"
Or is it... |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A hottie McHotterson said to me...
A message for Rickshawed
Can Mr come round in his kilt, tie me to the bed & proceed to strip inches away from my face, please? And if he wants to do the sex talk
in Gaelic too, I'll be a wet puddle on the bed |
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"You called
Aw, you x
Or is it... "
Cheeky! |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
And another sexy lady would like me to pass this on to Keyser Soze for her....
Mr Soze,
Roses are red
Your eyes are bright blue
Your poem was crap
But I’d still cwtch you
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm out |
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"Rex you 4/10 E for effort utter delightful bugger....
My sexy mate asked me...
Can you tell Rex that I'd like to lick his eyeball from the inside. I'll go in through his bumhole
This is Red isn’t it? She wants to enter me
As if!
I'd rather have sex with my car's exhaust pipe "
I believe a towing ball works too
I don't know if you ever saw that thread...it was so funny |
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By *RSTCouple
over a year ago
S. Northants |
"I heard something through the deliciously sexy grapevine just now.
A ridiculously sexy friend of mine would really like to tell the sexy looking couple, DRST, “we can play winks all you like but I’d rather you messaged me. Think of the fun we could have”"
We can be shy.
Come say hi |
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By *ambozaMan
over a year ago
kilburn park |
"You called
Aw, you x
Or is it...
Cheeky! "
A bit |
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A message for that lovely, long, ladder of a lambkin, Tea Monkey from a voluptuous vision in red (no, not me!)
Those PJ's would look wonderful draped over her lamp.
Oh, I say |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A very lovely friend of mine would like Appletree to please finally remove that robe!
NBVN x |
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"Rex you 4/10 E for effort utter delightful bugger....
My sexy mate asked me...
Can you tell Rex that I'd like to lick his eyeball from the inside. I'll go in through his bumhole
This is Red isn’t it? She wants to enter me
As if!
I'd rather have sex with my car's exhaust pipe
I believe a towing ball works too
I don't know if you ever saw that thread...it was so funny "
Oh god, Annabelle. How funny was that? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And another sexy lady would like me to pass this on to Keyser Soze for her....
Mr Soze,
Roses are red
Your eyes are bright blue
Your poem was crap
But I’d still cwtch you
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A literary critic that’s looking to cwtch.
I’m devastated at the review. That was my finest work I’ll have you know . |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Another hot mate of mine has sent me this for a sexy lady....
Could I persuade you to let TubeRose know that a Rose by any other name wouldn’t taste so sweet...
Don't forget the thorns though
Plagiarism or inspiration... it’s a fine line
Ooooh I have a reply....
Could you let TubeRose know that a Rose without thorns wouldn’t be as beautiful.
So who is the Shakespeare copycat here? "
Sorry I missed that somehow. Happy to be a muse;-) |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
Whitley Bay |
Popping in..let me see |
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"A hottie McHotterson said to me...
A message for Rickshawed
Can Mr come round in his kilt, tie me to the bed & proceed to strip inches away from my face, please? And if he wants to do the sex talk
in Gaelic too, I'll be a wet puddle on the bed "
He now has a massive giggly smile on his face. I think you've just inspired him to learn Gaelic as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A very lovely friend of mine would like Appletree to please finally remove that robe!
NBVN x"
If they send me a message we can maybe work something out |
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A sexy mate of mine would like to ask Keyser_Soze if he would be so kind as to share his face with my box to pass on to her....
Pretty please |
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"Rex you 4/10 E for effort utter delightful bugger....
My sexy mate asked me...
Can you tell Rex that I'd like to lick his eyeball from the inside. I'll go in through his bumhole
This is Red isn’t it? She wants to enter me
As if!
I'd rather have sex with my car's exhaust pipe
I believe a towing ball works too
I don't know if you ever saw that thread...it was so funny
Oh god, Annabelle. How funny was that? "
It was so good Red..I still chuckle now when I think about it |
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From a voluptuous little vixen to _ig_eric_tion…
When are you going to use that belt on my behind?
Ooooh I say! |
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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"A message for that lovely, long, ladder of a lambkin, Tea Monkey from a voluptuous vision in red (no, not me!)
Those PJ's would look wonderful draped over her lamp.
Oh, I say "
I can post them…? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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By *otSoPosh OP Woman
over a year ago
In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon |
A sexy fella in my box says I need to ask my very sexy mate....
I'd be interested to know if Freya73 fancies a chat with an older divorced North east male, with a view to drinks xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My handsome new inbox buddy would love to let the delightful Freya know that he would love to spend some time lost in her feminine wiles and to weave our own web of desire
The silver tongued charmer. Come on Freya, you know you want to… |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Before the close of play, I gotta drop a lovely note to the lovely Tube Rose, that comes from a little sauce pot of sexiness. She thinks “we should play fishnets, under skirt peeping and nipple tricks over porn star martinis one day “ |
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