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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Please post your advice below.

...Asking for a friend of course...

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By *uenevereWoman over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Get out in the world and chat to ladies.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have you Googled it?

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By *opilotMan over a year ago

Heathrow

"Get out in the world and chat to ladies.

There's your answer

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find a lady. Ask to be girlfriend. Cry when she says no. Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're worthy and beautiful. Repeat.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

Don’t pick on northern birds

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

R U on Twit'er?

TIK TOK, will work like clockwork

Donald Trump has a new self help guide out, just in time for Xmas.

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm sorry I'm unable to give good advice here because most of my ex's have been crazy and the rest become very good friends while I prefer as a girlfriend

So be you if she likes it your half way their

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By *acey_RedWoman over a year ago

Liverpool

Set a trap of tea, chocolate, hoodies and small fluffy animals. Check your traps regularly though or they may be feral by the time you retrieve them.

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Once you find out can you let me know please?

if I chat to anyone in London they look at me as if I'm green

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By *etcplCouple over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

Be rich

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don't be a dick.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Having a house and a car wooed me.

The car subsequently became mine and I spend more time in his house than he does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Having a house and a car wooed me.

The car subsequently became mine and I spend more time in his house than he does

(I'm joking about needing the above before anyone tells me off).

Just be yourself, that's all we'd ever want

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Be rich"

Bingo!

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By *onb21Woman over a year ago

Cardiff

You need a powerful computer and a bra on your head.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Don’t look on fab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t look on fab

It's perfectly Possible to find a girlfriend or even a wife on fab.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go out hunting. Club a mammoth. Take mammoth back to your cave. Shout UG UG in direction of a mate. A mate may follow you to share mammoth.

Showing my age a bit here.

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Don’t look on fab

It's perfectly Possible to find a girlfriend or even a wife on fab.

You didn’t mention you were getting married…

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Don’t look on fab

It's perfectly Possible to find a girlfriend or even a wife on fab.

It is! Even for a short while…

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Don’t look on fab

It's perfectly Possible to find a girlfriend or even a wife on fab.

I must be looking in the wrong section

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Go out hunting. Club a mammoth. Take mammoth back to your cave. Shout UG UG in direction of a mate. A mate may follow you to share mammoth.

Showing my age a bit here. "

What if she's vegetarian??

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be rich

Bingo! "

I’d wager being successful rather than rich in the true (filthy rich) sense. People in general are attracted to a little power and success. And I think hat cuts both ways too. When young we’re attracted to looks, and generally superficial traits. As we mature the checklist changes. The ‘lad’ with the muscles and tats who lives at home is bot quite as attractive and the geek with a merc and a semi becomes more of a realistic Proposition.

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Go out hunting. Club a mammoth. Take mammoth back to your cave. Shout UG UG in direction of a mate. A mate may follow you to share mammoth.

Showing my age a bit here.

What if she's vegetarian??

Grab some grass on your way back with said mammoth

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go out hunting. Club a mammoth. Take mammoth back to your cave. Shout UG UG in direction of a mate. A mate may follow you to share mammoth.

Showing my age a bit here.

What if she's vegetarian??

Then hope the mammoth has grass between its toes. UG UG.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it hard to get a girlfriend

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Be rich

Bingo!

I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at wooing women with my semi

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t look on fab

It's perfectly Possible to find a girlfriend or even a wife on fab.

I’m sure it is but unlikely

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Be rich

Bingo!

I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at wooing women with my semi

Try showing them your house

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be rich

Bingo!

I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at wooing women with my semi

Try changing the curtain and paint the place

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

"Having a house and a car wooed me.

The car subsequently became mine and I spend more time in his house than he does

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Be rich

Bingo!

I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at wooing women with my semi

Try showing them your house

Shit, I have been barking in entirely the wrong forest

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go out hunting. Club a mammoth. Take mammoth back to your cave. Shout UG UG in direction of a mate. A mate may follow you to share mammoth.

Showing my age a bit here. "

.....the good ol' days, find nice female, throw over shoulder, take back to cave, make baby....hmmm, is good!

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By *ea monkeyMan over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Be rich

Bingo!

I guess a semi is great, so long as we’re talking houses

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By *uddy laneMan over a year ago

dudley

Do not order one out of the kays catalogue, the underwear arrives next day but the girlfriend doesn't arrive at all.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Go up to a girl you like and say "Hey sugartits, wanna bang and cuddle and stuff?" and wait for the inevitable yes.

You're welcome. That'll be £300

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By *mma29Couple over a year ago

wirral

Just be a nice respectful person

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

Join Fab looking for friends and casual fun without the plan of entering a relationship. That's what I did and now I have a fiancée

LvM

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Be rich

Bingo!

I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at wooing women with my semi

Try changing the curtain and paint the place

I don't know how that will make my partially engorged cock more enticing but I'm willing to try anything at this stage

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go up to a girl you like and say "Hey sugartits, wanna bang and cuddle and stuff?" and wait for the inevitable yes.

You're welcome. That'll be £300

This has given me a giggle and reminded me about something. Husband answered the phone one day thinking it was me so he answered with "Hey sugar tits." it was his female boss

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be rich

Bingo!

I guess a semi is great, so long as we’re talking houses"

Yes it was a play on words to demonstrate the materialist aspect of the dynamic.

(Hopefully the pun was obvious as jokes tend to suck once explained)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be rich

Bingo!

I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at wooing women with my semi

Try changing the curtain and paint the place

I don't know how that will make my partially engorged cock more enticing but I'm willing to try anything at this stage

Fluorescent green so it lights up like a lightsaber mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go up to a girl you like and say "Hey sugartits, wanna bang and cuddle and stuff?" and wait for the inevitable yes.

You're welcome. That'll be £300

This has given me a giggle and reminded me about something. Husband answered the phone one day thinking it was me so he answered with "Hey sugar tits." it was his female boss

did he manage to get his foot out his mouth in good enough time to explain himself?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need a powerful computer and a bra on your head. "

Weird

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Brylcreem your hair.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need a powerful computer and a bra on your head.

Weird"

Exactly what I thought. Surely any computer would do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here are a few simple rules that mostly work to get a girl:

1. This is the most important... Be a complete dick!

As the old saying goes, treat them mean, keep them keen.

2. Have a car and own place, preferably not living with parents.

Good luck with your search

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Once you hit 25+ years of age having your own place to be able to offer privacy, security and demonstrate that you are moving on in adult life is fairly important in attracting and securing a girl friend.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t pick on northern birds

Tis a foolish thing to do !

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By *iaisonseekerMan over a year ago

Liverpool

"Be rich

Bingo!

I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at wooing women with my semi

Try changing the curtain and paint the place

I don't know how that will make my partially engorged cock more enticing but I'm willing to try anything at this stage

Fluorescent green so it lights up like a lightsaber mate

That's a generous assessment of my length but it would probably have to be red as I tend to reveal my dark side between the sheets...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need a powerful computer and a bra on your head.

Weird

Exactly what I thought. Surely any computer would do. "

Weird Science

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

Post a picture of your erect penis next to a can of Lynx deodorant or if you have real class a can of Stella! Works every time apparently?

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By *affron40Woman over a year ago

manchester

"Don’t pick on northern birds

Tis a foolish thing to do ! "

Wanna gang up in him at the MLS?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t pick on northern birds

Tis a foolish thing to do !

Wanna gang up in him at the MLS?!?!

He'd bloody love it

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

Invest in dresses, wigs and make up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Be rich

Bingo!

I have been spectacularly unsuccessful at wooing women with my semi

Try changing the curtain and paint the place

I don't know how that will make my partially engorged cock more enticing but I'm willing to try anything at this stage

Fluorescent green so it lights up like a lightsaber mate

That's a generous assessment of my length but it would probably have to be red as I tend to reveal my dark side between the sheets..."

As long as you make the noise and you wave it you’ll be grand

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don’t pick on northern birds

Tis a foolish thing to do !

Wanna gang up in him at the MLS?!?!

He'd bloody love it

Nothing but a piece of meat to you too, shame on you

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Get out in the world and chat to ladies.

Where have you been for the past 10 years, approaching women in public nowadays is harrasment

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Find a lady. Ask to be girlfriend. Cry when she says no. Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're worthy and beautiful. Repeat. "

I don't cry! My eyes sweat sometimes but that's different

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Set a trap of tea, chocolate, hoodies and small fluffy animals. Check your traps regularly though or they may be feral by the time you retrieve them. "

I like my hoodies though

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Don't be a dick."

Fortunately I'm not, my parents weren't so cruel to name me Dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Having a house and a car wooed me.

The car subsequently became mine and I spend more time in his house than he does

Bloody gold digger

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Join Fab looking for friends and casual fun without the plan of entering a relationship. That's what I did and now I have a fiancée

LvM"

Tired that didn't work

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Women are dicks, stay single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You need a powerful computer and a bra on your head.

Weird

Exactly what I thought. Surely any computer would do.

Weird Science

And now I have that film and the shower scene on my mind.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get out in the world and chat to ladies.

I agree..& Do this within an activity you enjoy.

(i personally wouldn't persue trying to get a girlfriend in the virtual/online world.)

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By *lenderfoxMan over a year ago

Leeds

Call them names and pull their hair

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

Wear your best shoes and go for a train ride.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Call them names and pull their hair

Oyl tell me ma!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steal one from your closest friend after seducing her with a bottle of extra special olive oil.

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

"Set a trap of tea, chocolate, hoodies and small fluffy animals. Check your traps regularly though or they may be feral by the time you retrieve them. "

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

chocolates, flowers and gin, once you have their attention drop a net on them

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I will have an answer for you soon

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By *indergirlWoman over a year ago

somewhere, someplace

Ask every woman you meet to be your girlfriend until one of them finally says yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Don’t look on fab

It's perfectly Possible to find a girlfriend or even a wife on fab.

You didn’t mention you were getting married…

Did I not!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Join Fab looking for friends and casual fun without the plan of entering a relationship. That's what I did and now I have a fiancée

LvM"

Snap.

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By *ean counterMan over a year ago

Market Harborough / Kettering

"Ask every woman you meet to be your girlfriend until one of them finally says yes

Gets a bit boring after 738 rejections

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

No one's mentioned the true secret...

...

it's cake

Lavish the female of choice with cake until she can't say no!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You tried a fishing rod?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Go out hunting. Club a mammoth. Take mammoth back to your cave. Shout UG UG in direction of a mate. A mate may follow you to share mammoth.

Showing my age a bit here.

What if she's vegetarian??

Then it’s a cheap date, ice and grass

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By *illibethWoman over a year ago

Midlands and North Wales

Don't be a dick or a rich dick!

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By *eyond PurityCouple over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Defo cake and cock…

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Buy a blow up one from the shop

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Don't be a dick."

•

...but have a Dick.

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By *uck-RogersMan over a year ago

Tarka trail

My latex girlfriend is absolutely fabulous. She never says no, never got a headache, She takes it up the ass, The only thing she can't do is ! COOK.

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

Hold a carrot out in an open palm gesture. Make light clicking noises with your mouth until they approach you. Once they start to take the carrot, don’t make any sudden movements. Instead, gently stroke their hair and tell them what a good girl they are. Once you have their trust, saddle up.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hold a carrot out in an open palm gesture. Make light clicking noises with your mouth until they approach you. Once they start to take the carrot, don’t make any sudden movements. Instead, gently stroke their hair and tell them what a good girl they are. Once you have their trust, saddle up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Treat 'em rough, get yer muff!

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

Be yourself...unless yourself is a dick, if so then be someone else

Seriously though...get out and about...be yourself and have fun.

Showing a happy fun side translates and is attractive..be polite and resoectful. Be interested in them. Treat them how you want to be treated.

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Made me laugh that be yourself unless yourself is a dick be someone else

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Made me laugh that be yourself unless yourself is a dick be someone else

They do say that “laughter is the key to a woman’s heart” so comedy might be part of the secret here!

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By *lan157Man over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

Start by not expressly looking for one OP, just openly enjoy the company of several single women and before you know it you will have one .

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

Green shield stamps?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Green shield stamps? "

Or Argos?

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By *rMojoRisinMan over a year ago

Sheffield

"Green shield stamps?

Or Argos?

Thai brides r us?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get out in the world and chat to ladies.

"
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Spot on 110%

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By *rucking-HellMan over a year ago

Northampton

My tactic is passing them a handwritten note saying "will you go out with me?" and a Y and an N, which I ask them to circle to signal their answer.

I get a surprising number of Y's come back to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I tried this, lovely big long carrot & she ran off with it!

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

meet ladies in the real world

let you shine

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please post your advice below.

...Asking for a friend of course..."

Get some wool and knit one?

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By *amie HantsWoman over a year ago

Atlantis

"Please post your advice below.

...Asking for a friend of course...

Get some wool and knit one?"

Don’t make too many jokes, you’ll have her in stitches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Please post your advice below.

...Asking for a friend of course...

Get some wool and knit one?

Don’t make too many jokes, you’ll have her in stitches "

*Applause*

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By *andy_tomMan over a year ago

wolverhampton

Pray ??

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By *rHotNottsMan over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Get a nice boojee suit and new haircut , always works for me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Find a hotty.

Ask her if you can shoot your cock snot up her fart pipe.

Boom, she’s yours forever darlin’.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Set a trap of tea, chocolate, hoodies and small fluffy animals. Check your traps regularly though or they may be feral by the time you retrieve them. "

That just made me belly laugh whilst sat on my own in a pub …… everyone was staring and thinking I’m weird and now that confirms it!!

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

"Find a hotty.

Ask her if you can shoot your cock snot up her fart pipe.

Boom, she’s yours forever darlin’.

You smoothie - you have a je ne sais quoi with words!???

If that don't get her beef in oyster sauce stirring I don't know what will....

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By *nnCeeWoman over a year ago

East of Eden, West of Hell

No one's mentioned the true secret...

...

it's cake

Lavish the female of choice with cake until she can't say no!

Or until she's eaten so much, she can't run away...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hit the gym, take care and groom yourself, also upgrade your style (our style ad guys can almost always use an upgrade). Invest in yourself and be the best you can be, career wise etc. Essentially become a high value man and the women will come, you wouldn't have to chase them and you can have your pick.

Pay attention to things like for instance if you have a chiseled face, you don't need a beard, but if you have a more round face have a beard, unfortunately height is a big issue for women (even if they don't admit it a the time) don't seem too available, and don't come across like you're desperate. Also don't put all your eggs in one basket, date multiple women until you find the one you want to settle down with (because trust me, women out there are dating and sleeping with multiple guys) that's what I can come up with off the top of my head

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"Hit the gym, take care and groom yourself, also upgrade your style (our style ad guys can almost always use an upgrade). Invest in yourself and be the best you can be, career wise etc. Essentially become a high value man and the women will come, you wouldn't have to chase them and you can have your pick.

Absolutely none of this was relevant to me starting my relationship with Mr KC, which is now almost 18yrs in duration.

Be yourself, be genuine. That's my advice.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

What are you looking for in a girlfriend op?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh wow, how shallow and materialistic do you think women are? Everything you’ve said there is referring to either how he looks or how successful/rich he is, no mention of being kind, honest, trustworthy, reliable, loyal, interesting, respectful etc........

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By *quaman87Man over a year ago

Colchester

Don't look for one

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ask nicely

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By *..FirstMan over a year ago

london

"Find a lady. Ask to be girlfriend. Cry when she says no. Look in the mirror and tell yourself you're worthy and beautiful. Repeat. "

Genius! I’d follow this practical advice for everything including jobs.

I would add a spot of continuous improvement too, to improve my chances. Maybe a breath mint or something a little more extreme…?

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By *..FirstMan over a year ago

london

"Set a trap of tea, chocolate, hoodies and small fluffy animals. Check your traps regularly though or they may be feral by the time you retrieve them. "

Love this! Like ferrets, they will be as cute as hell but take them out of the trap with leather gloves as they are likely to bite!

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By *..FirstMan over a year ago

london

"Go out hunting. Club a mammoth. Take mammoth back to your cave. Shout UG UG in direction of a mate. A mate may follow you to share mammoth.

Showing my age a bit here.

What if she's vegetarian??

Eat her!

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"Go out hunting. Club a mammoth. Take mammoth back to your cave. Shout UG UG in direction of a mate. A mate may follow you to share mammoth.

Showing my age a bit here.

What if she's vegetarian??

Eat her! "

Extreme ... unless he has no intention of keeping said girlfriend once he's got her back to his cave

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's a trap... Men are easier

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Over 9 inches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I assume if someone is improving themselves they would want to be honest, trustworthy and kind, hence I thought it redundant to mention that.

It might be shallow but it's called the red pill. Everything I mention has a deep psychological reason behind it.

Tall and strong-women are naturally attracted to this because deep down a woman wants a man she knows can protect her.

Neatly groomed, good looking- women again deep down wants to find a man with great physical qualities to mate with and pass on the genes to her offspring

Money/wealth- Women want security as well, they want a man who can provide for them and their offspring.

On the surface what I stated might appear shallow, but trust me their a deep psychological reasons attached to each one, I just didn't feel to go into detail about each one the first time.

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By *ooBulMan over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

I assume if someone is improving themselves they would want to be honest, trustworthy and kind, hence I thought it redundant to mention that.

It might be shallow but it's called the red pill. Everything I mention has a deep psychological reason behind it.

Tall and strong-women are naturally attracted to this because deep down a woman wants a man she knows can protect her.

Neatly groomed, good looking- women again deep down wants to find a man with great physical qualities to mate with and pass on the genes to her offspring

Money/wealth- Women want security as well, they want a man who can provide for them and their offspring.

On the surface what I stated might appear shallow, but trust me their a deep psychological reasons attached to each one, I just didn't feel to go into detail about each one the first time. "

You missed out clean underwear.....

Just sayin'

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By *omSnowMan over a year ago

Woking

"Having a house and a car wooed me.

The car subsequently became mine and I spend more time in his house than he does

(I'm joking about needing the above before anyone tells me off).

Just be yourself, that's all we'd ever want

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Get out and about. Make conversation. Gigs are good...talking point before and after. Good luck!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Send Santa a request.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I assume if someone is improving themselves they would want to be honest, trustworthy and kind, hence I thought it redundant to mention that.

It might be shallow but it's called the red pill. Everything I mention has a deep psychological reason behind it.

Tall and strong-women are naturally attracted to this because deep down a woman wants a man she knows can protect her.

Neatly groomed, good looking- women again deep down wants to find a man with great physical qualities to mate with and pass on the genes to her offspring

Money/wealth- Women want security as well, they want a man who can provide for them and their offspring.

On the surface what I stated might appear shallow, but trust me their a deep psychological reasons attached to each one, I just didn't feel to go into detail about each one the first time. "

What you said was ‘be the best you can be, career wise etc’ which to me sounds like you’re saying to be the best you can be you have to make a lot of money no matter whether you’re a good person or not.

I’d love to hear a woman’s opinion on this but I find it really difficult to believe that women care most about whether a man is strong enough to protect them, good looking enough to give them attractive offspring and rich enough to give them a comfortable life. Personally I think that’s absolute bollocks, I think these are factors just like they are for men but you’re saying they’re the most important factors, so much so that you thought it was necessary to explain how a man should decide whether to grow a beard or not but not explain how a man should show a woman respect and loyalty and make her feel loved.

I believe that most women care more about whether a man is honest, trustworthy, caring etc than any of the factors you’ve mentioned. I’ve known women who are absolutely stunning looking but have zero charisma and a mean spirit so I haven’t been attracted to them at all, I’m not saying all good looking people have a bad personality but I am saying being good looking and rich doesn’t necessarily mean you’re attractive if you don’t have an attractive personality.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I assume if someone is improving themselves they would want to be honest, trustworthy and kind, hence I thought it redundant to mention that.

It might be shallow but it's called the red pill. Everything I mention has a deep psychological reason behind it.

Tall and strong-women are naturally attracted to this because deep down a woman wants a man she knows can protect her.

Neatly groomed, good looking- women again deep down wants to find a man with great physical qualities to mate with and pass on the genes to her offspring

Money/wealth- Women want security as well, they want a man who can provide for them and their offspring.

On the surface what I stated might appear shallow, but trust me their a deep psychological reasons attached to each one, I just didn't feel to go into detail about each one the first time.

I say it as it is. There's the real world and there's the fantasy world. You can take the blue pill or the red pill, it's up to you. The things I'm talking about is more subconscious than conscious and if you think women dont judge a guy first on his looks then dating apps would be non existent.

Yes personality, treating a woman with respect is important and moreso than looks. However he asked how to get a girlfriend, you get a girlfriend with your looks, charm, masculine personality, you keep her bu being kind and respectful but you don't let her walk all over you, because she'll never respect you and she'll never submit to you.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

I assume if someone is improving themselves they would want to be honest, trustworthy and kind, hence I thought it redundant to mention that.

It might be shallow but it's called the red pill. Everything I mention has a deep psychological reason behind it.

Tall and strong-women are naturally attracted to this because deep down a woman wants a man she knows can protect her.

Neatly groomed, good looking- women again deep down wants to find a man with great physical qualities to mate with and pass on the genes to her offspring

Money/wealth- Women want security as well, they want a man who can provide for them and their offspring.

On the surface what I stated might appear shallow, but trust me their a deep psychological reasons attached to each one, I just didn't feel to go into detail about each one the first time.

Submit!

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

I assume if someone is improving themselves they would want to be honest, trustworthy and kind, hence I thought it redundant to mention that.

It might be shallow but it's called the red pill. Everything I mention has a deep psychological reason behind it.

Tall and strong-women are naturally attracted to this because deep down a woman wants a man she knows can protect her.

Neatly groomed, good looking- women again deep down wants to find a man with great physical qualities to mate with and pass on the genes to her offspring

Money/wealth- Women want security as well, they want a man who can provide for them and their offspring.

On the surface what I stated might appear shallow, but trust me their a deep psychological reasons attached to each one, I just didn't feel to go into detail about each one the first time.

Woman's opinion incoming.

Some men and women buy into the theory you quoted and they will gravitate towards each other. A lot of women will run away very fast if they suspect that a guy is playing those sort of games.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

" Yes personality, treating a woman with respect is important and moreso than looks. However he asked how to get a girlfriend, you get a girlfriend with your looks, charm, masculine personality, you keep her bu being kind and respectful but you don't let her walk all over you, because she'll never respect you and she'll never submit to you."

Those last sentences make me

If you think having a girlfriend is about getting "respect" and her submitting to you, then you are SO far off the mark, it's stratospheric. Absolute nonsense and frankly worrying that this is your attitude to the people you claim to want a relationship with.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
Forum Mod

East Sussex

Those last sentences make me

It concerns me that these theories are put forward with such conviction.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A bicycle pump and a puncture repair kit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

Those last sentences make me

It concerns me that these theories are put forward with such conviction."

It concerns me that such attitudes exist. Period.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Those last sentences make me

It concerns me that these theories are put forward with such conviction."

I’ve always believed that you gain someone’s respect by treating them with respect and showing that you will always be loyal to them and never let them down or hurt them and do your best to make them happy. I have respect for people like that anyway.

I’ll be honest, it sounds to me like you have absolutely zero respect for women and will therefore never earn their respect. Your opinion of women and how a man should treat them is so outdated and misogynistic that I’m actually starting to wonder whether you’re being serious or if you’re on the wind up. The worst thing is that you are passing this off as advice....

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By *urio77Man over a year ago

northampton

"You need a powerful computer and a bra on your head. "

Weird Science haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It might sound harsh and again in no way am I saying disrespect women (I'm actually very romantic, but I'm taming that side of me a bit tbh)

Again it's about making guys better in terms of focusing on their goals, dreams, staying fit. But as usual people try to corrupt what in saying. Again respect, being honest to women, not raising your voice to them etc those are things all men should have and not have to work on (geez) anyways like I said to each their own, interpret it as you like. I can personally say I've never raises my voice to a woman, hit a woman and I don't even use obscene language outside of dirty talk. So feel free to judge me because of of advice I give.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

"It might sound harsh and again in no way am I saying disrespect women (I'm actually very romantic, but I'm taming that side of me a bit tbh)

What did you mean by "she'll never submit to you"?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"It might sound harsh and again in no way am I saying disrespect women (I'm actually very romantic, but I'm taming that side of me a bit tbh)

You basically said you except all women to submit to you, in that way I believe you are saying disrespect women.

You didn’t mention anything about guys ‘focusing on their goals, dreams, staying fit’ earlier, all your suggestions were based on your opinion that all women care about are how a man looks and how much money he has. You made absolutely no reference to a man doing anything in order to reach his own goals or improve his fitness, are you now saying to get a girlfriend a man has to be focused on achieving their goals and dreams and by being fit because that’s completely different to what you were saying earlier.

I haven’t mentioned not raising your voice to a women or not hitting women because I assumed it was an absolute given that those are things you should really avoid doing. Why do you feel that you need to make a point of telling us that you’ve never done that? No one accused you of it but you must feel you’ve given the impression that you’re the sort of man who would do that to feel like you need to tell us that you haven’t. I don’t feel like I need to tell anyone that I don’t raise my voice or hit women because I don’t believe I’ve said anything to give anyone a reason to think I’m the sort of person who would do that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I forgot about this thread and holy shit, it escalated quickly

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By *lex46TV/TS over a year ago

Near Wells

Get a job where most of the employees, colleagues and even customers are ladies.

That way you get to know them, they get to know you and bingo. I used to work in retail (pre Internet) and I could be the only guy in the shop or there was only a couple of other guys compared to about 20 ladies.

All my serious girl friends and even my wife I met through work. I was never any good at chatting to women at clubs etc when I was younger.

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By *mily36CWoman over a year ago

Beds (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"I forgot about this thread and holy shit, it escalated quickly

You mean you've not used any of the advice yet??!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Swing your winky round and round whilst out shopping

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

Strangely enough this seems to get easier once your married. In my experience getting a girlfriend was quite a challenge when I was single. Since I’ve been married I’ve found out so many women were interested in me that I never realised before, it’s amazing. I’ve heard this phenomemon mentioned on the radio. If you’re married, a) some women think you’ve passed another woman’s approval rating so must be good and b) some women assume that, being married, you’re not getting enougb from wifey so will be extra-horny and try extra-hard in bed with them!

I’ve been befriended by women of both beliefs - it’s quite a revelation!

Of course married ladies get similar excited attention from other men - or so my wife tells me!

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Swing your winky round and round whilst out shopping

That’s a very cheeky suggestion and not to be taken entirely as sage advice!

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By *ad Bod AdonisMan over a year ago

Birmingham

You lost me at "gym"...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Swing your winky round and round whilst out shopping

That’s a very cheeky suggestion and not to be taken entirely as sage advice!

It is

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lynx Africa

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By *ungBlackTopMan over a year ago

salford

Unsure why you would use this of all sites to ask people how to get a girlfriend? Haha

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple over a year ago

Maidstone

Never use the phrase ‘asking for a friend’.

Lou x

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By *hisisntpofMan over a year ago

bristol

It was easier in the old days ,all you had to do was club them over the head and drag them home by their hair

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Swing your winky round and round whilst out shopping

That’s a very cheeky suggestion and not to be taken entirely as sage advice!

It is

OH NO IT ISN’T (Santa Baby!)!!!

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Create one or even few in your imagination would be no chance of her cheating on you or would their be

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By *edandLouCouple over a year ago

Liverpool

Brut 33

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Post multiple pics of your cock from every angle. Works every time.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan over a year ago

derby

"Swing your winky round and round whilst out shopping

"
go to as*a but don,t forget to put your mask on..

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By *m Just a horny guyMan over a year ago

liverpool

??????

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By *inky_couple2020Couple over a year ago

North West

"??????"

^^^This is the best advice so far

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lynx Africa. The adverts say girls will flock towards you if you wear it. If that fails put it next to your cock and take a photo

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Lynx Africa. The adverts say girls will flock towards you if you wear it. If that fails put it next to your cock and take a photo"

A colleague at work actually did that on POF and he’s been absolutely swamped by requests for women wanting him! His bedroom is fully booked every night going into May next year!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lynx Africa. The adverts say girls will flock towards you if you wear it. If that fails put it next to your cock and take a photo

A colleague at work actually did that on POF and he’s been absolutely swamped by requests for women wanting him! His bedroom is fully booked every night going into May next year!

You can’t post pictures of your cock on POF so either you’re lying or your colleague is.

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Lynx Africa. The adverts say girls will flock towards you if you wear it. If that fails put it next to your cock and take a photo

A colleague at work actually did that on POF and he’s been absolutely swamped by requests for women wanting him! His bedroom is fully booked every night going into May next year!

You can’t post pictures of your cock on POF so either you’re lying or your colleague is. "

It is not unlikely that he is lying through his teeth! His ex-gf has a desk opposite his and he’s often saying anything to p her off! That said, I don’t doubt that the method works!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Has anyone started the how to get a boyfriend thread yet?

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By *orny PTMan over a year ago

Peterborough

"Has anyone started the how to get a boyfriend thread yet? "

Not needed.

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By *oeofsussexMan over a year ago

Eastbourne

"Has anyone started the how to get a boyfriend thread yet? "

Er… nope! A gorgeous lady like you needs no such advice! Such is nature… the phrase “bees round a honeypot” springs to mind! As is nature’s way!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lynx Africa. The adverts say girls will flock towards you if you wear it. If that fails put it next to your cock and take a photo

A colleague at work actually did that on POF and he’s been absolutely swamped by requests for women wanting him! His bedroom is fully booked every night going into May next year!

You can’t post pictures of your cock on POF so either you’re lying or your colleague is.

It is not unlikely that he is lying through his teeth! His ex-gf has a desk opposite his and he’s often saying anything to p her off! That said, I don’t doubt that the method works!

I have a picture on my profile of my cock next to a can of deodorant and it hasn’t worked for me. That’s probably because I have a tiny cock and the picture just highlights how tiny it is...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Has anyone started the how to get a boyfriend thread yet? "

A simple FAF will probably do the trick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Carry a Big Sack of Gold about with you and offer to buy women things with it

if that doesn't work

just use it to buy a escort or a mail order Russian wife

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lynx Africa. The adverts say girls will flock towards you if you wear it. If that fails put it next to your cock and take a photo

A colleague at work actually did that on POF and he’s been absolutely swamped by requests for women wanting him! His bedroom is fully booked every night going into May next year!

You can’t post pictures of your cock on POF so either you’re lying or your colleague is.

It is not unlikely that he is lying through his teeth! His ex-gf has a desk opposite his and he’s often saying anything to p her off! That said, I don’t doubt that the method works!

I have a picture on my profile of my cock next to a can of deodorant and it hasn’t worked for me. That’s probably because I have a tiny cock and the picture just highlights how tiny it is..."

Get a can of travel deodorant

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join a club or evening class of some sort (running, badminton, am dram, etc.... anywhere that will give you a chance to chat to women)

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

Get a puppy

or any animal actually damn it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Get a puppy

or any animal actually damn it

*googles local pet stores*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Join an actual dating site, get out to pubs and other places locally to meet people, be nice and don't expect too much. You'll probably find them when you least expect it.

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