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I am in the middle of a year long fart war with a friend.
He has sussed out my manoeuvring even when I keep a straight face and beckon him closer for some important dialogue! |
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"I am in the middle of a year long fart war with a friend.
He has sussed out my manoeuvring even when I keep a straight face and beckon him closer for some important dialogue!"
We have tried the truce thing and it ain't working! |
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Simply wrap a piece of paper around a pencil, slide it off, and tape it into a straw. Now, using a pair of scissors, make two incisions at the one end so that there's a small flap of paper covering the opening. Then blow into either end and laugh. You can also make the fart deeper by shortening the length of the straw. |
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"Doing them on laminate flooring when you have no knickers on and wrapping Xmas presents. Some of them travel up the back of your nightie. "
This made me howl  |
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"I am in the middle of a year long fart war with a friend.
He has sussed out my manoeuvring even when I keep a straight face and beckon him closer for some important dialogue!"
And this also made me howl |
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My former workmate my be worthy of a medal for this, having let rip through a 10k PA rig (boss wasn't quite as impressed- though the email forbidding the use of sound equipment for 'juvenile behaviour' was rather amusing) |
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