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By *annyDanielle OP   Man  over a year ago

Street, Somerset

The ability to piss up the wall higher than your belly button without running the risk of shitting yourself.

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex

The ability to read without glasses.

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"The ability to read without glasses."

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Inhibitions...?? ...maybe?

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!" "

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet

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By *annyDanielle OP   Man  over a year ago

Street, Somerset


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Inhibitions...?? ...maybe? "

Time will tell.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"

Inhibitions...?? ...maybe? "

Sex appeal…maybe?

-*discuss

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My glasses …

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some of my marbles are definitely gone

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By *heron212Man  over a year ago

London

Flexibility.

Elasticity.

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

French Fred the maître d' off that dating/dining program said once that when he pee'd he got a 2 stream jet (know that feeling!)

So I guess writing your name in the snow becomes more complex then.....?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Energy. Especially after an afternoon with my niece and nephew

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By *annyDanielle OP   Man  over a year ago

Street, Somerset


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet "

Best thing for that kind of work is a magnifying lense with a built in light. You can get them free standing or that clip onto the edge of your table and USB rechargeable.

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea

The patience to tolerate or suffer fools gladly.

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet "

Nah get yerself an led light and lens magnifiers set that fits round yer forehead! I use them for detailed paintings in acrylic.

I do know what you mean though! Threading a needle to put a button on a shirt used to easy. Not so now. Need a magnifying glass to thread it???? Same goes for a needle on a sowing machine!!!

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By *hatYorkLadMan  over a year ago

York

The ability to get in or out of a chair without making a noise

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Energy. Especially after an afternoon with my niece and nephew "

I'm sure you and me are a couple of oldies in young people's bodies

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet

Best thing for that kind of work is a magnifying lense with a built in light. You can get them free standing or that clip onto the edge of your table and USB rechargeable. "

That sounds like the sort of thing I need. What do you suggest I use as a search term on the well known retail site?

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"

Inhibitions...?? ...maybe? "

Spot on! I was just about to say that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Ability to execute a proper cartwheel

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet

Nah get yerself an led light and lens magnifiers set that fits round yer forehead! I use them for detailed paintings in acrylic.

I do know what you mean though! Threading a needle to put a button on a shirt used to easy. Not so now. Need a magnifying glass to thread it???? Same goes for a needle on a sowing machine!!! "

I'm not sure I'm ready for something that fits on my head...it might mess my hair up .

The guy who delivers our shopping had a head torch on it shine directly on my eyes when I opened the door, I thought I was being interrogated

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Energy. Especially after an afternoon with my niece and nephew

I'm sure you and me are a couple of oldies in young people's bodies "

Definitely! Kids these these days don't know how easy they have it! Don't even know they're born

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erections and hair

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By *mily36CWoman  over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)


"

Inhibitions...?? ...maybe?

Sex appeal…maybe?

-*discuss "

Ooo do we need to conduct a study on this one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Good memory

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By *he_Last_TitanMan  over a year ago

Bristol

Vanity ..much of it, at least.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Patience.

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By *annyDanielle OP   Man  over a year ago

Street, Somerset


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet

Best thing for that kind of work is a magnifying lense with a built in light. You can get them free standing or that clip onto the edge of your table and USB rechargeable.

That sounds like the sort of thing I need. What do you suggest I use as a search term on the well known retail site? "

Bought one from ebay a couple of years ago listed as 'USB rechargeable 5/10x magnifying crafts desk glass' for £17.99.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Fucks to give

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By *icecouple561Couple  over a year ago
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East Sussex


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet

Best thing for that kind of work is a magnifying lense with a built in light. You can get them free standing or that clip onto the edge of your table and USB rechargeable.

That sounds like the sort of thing I need. What do you suggest I use as a search term on the well known retail site?

Bought one from ebay a couple of years ago listed as 'USB rechargeable 5/10x magnifying crafts desk glass' for £17.99. "

Thank you.

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By *iddlesticksMan  over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Dignity.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The ability to listen to chart music without referring to it as "wtf is thst bloody noise? Music was so much better in my day"

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By *annyDanielle OP   Man  over a year ago

Street, Somerset


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet

Best thing for that kind of work is a magnifying lense with a built in light. You can get them free standing or that clip onto the edge of your table and USB rechargeable.

That sounds like the sort of thing I need. What do you suggest I use as a search term on the well known retail site?

Bought one from ebay a couple of years ago listed as 'USB rechargeable 5/10x magnifying crafts desk glass' for £17.99.

Thank you. "

You're welcome

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By *andyfloss2000Woman  over a year ago

ashford


"

Inhibitions...?? ...maybe?

Sex appeal…maybe?

-*discuss "

Never felt sexier since I turned 60! Maybe others dont think so but I deffo do x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You lose an inner pressure to "fit in".

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By *assie101Woman  over a year ago

Kent

The ability to constantly give a fuck what others think

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By *assie101Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"

Inhibitions...?? ...maybe?

Sex appeal…maybe?

-*discuss

Never felt sexier since I turned 60! Maybe others dont think so but I deffo do x"

Love this

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Knees.

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By *ad NannaWoman  over a year ago

East London

The ability to go all night without needing to pee.

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By *irtydanMan  over a year ago

Blackpool

hair memory

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By *xiled BikerMan  over a year ago

Beverley

The ability to bounce when coming off my motorcycle, no longer do I just get up and dust myself down!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Patience."

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The ability to read without glasses.

YES! Pica 5 on bottles, tins,packets etc.

I now have to take my glasses with me or else I come home with Pedigree Chum! "Woof-Woof!"

I am mortified that I had to use a magnifying glass and my glasses to follow a complicated embroidery chart yesterday . I'm seriously thinking of buying a special magnifying sheet "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Friends or so called ones we see through people and can be selective

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By *inell1Man  over a year ago

Ipswich

I think the 2 main things are memory and something else but I can't remember what it is...

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Understanding new technology

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By *riar BelisseWoman  over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Nipples that point up

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By *irtydevil666Man  over a year ago

bristol

Marbles.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Apparently I have lost my ability to keep my vocal volume low and therefore permitting an entire venue to hear my disgust in poor customer service or bad manners from other people without me giving two hoots who can hear me.

This apparently embarrases my 25 year old daughter when she is out with me but I tell her how liberating it feels

NBVN x

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By *etcplCouple  over a year ago

Gapping Fanny

My tolerance for other people

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By *ustamanMan  over a year ago

weymouth

Marbles

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By *arkus1812Man  over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

The will to live when technology goes wrong.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The ability to find THAT Heart of Gold.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Mr NBVN has lost the ability to navigate Netflix using the remote control. He always presses the wrong button and exits Netflix... this makes me laugh but the kids roll their eyes at him/us... I do it too

NBVN x

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The ability to apply liquid eyeliner without wearing glasses

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Tight belly. Now flabby. Need to lose the midrift!

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By *eyond PurityCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Any inhibitions

C

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By *eroLondonMan  over a year ago

Mayfair


"You lose an inner pressure to "fit in". "

Don't worry, we'll change that at the next 'Social.

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By *panddaCouple  over a year ago

West Mids

Patience for arseholes.

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By *parkle1974Woman  over a year ago

Leeds

Relatives because sadly as you age so do they x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hair...despite desperately trying to keep it

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By *orace99Man  over a year ago

York

I lose everything..... Lost my car keys twice to find I had left them in the ignition

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By *ulnade70sCouple  over a year ago

Up north

People who you thought were nice friends but stab you in the back.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My dignity the older I get the more it gose out the window

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By *ucka39Man  over a year ago

Newcastle

Self respect

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By *ex HolesMan  over a year ago

Up North

Marbles

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By *a LunaWoman  over a year ago

South Wales

Bladder control. When I need a wee I REALLY need a wee.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"You lose an inner pressure to "fit in".

Don't worry, we'll change that at the next 'Social. "

I don't want to fit in I'm a grown up now.

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By *abasaurus RexMan  over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Fucks to give "

Never had any

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By *EAT..85Woman  over a year ago

Nottingham

Cartilage.

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By *inky-MinxWoman  over a year ago

Grantham

The good people that die young

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By *heMightySpud69Man  over a year ago

Milton keynes

Working knees

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By *ilverjagMan  over a year ago

swansea


"Mr NBVN has lost the ability to navigate Netflix using the remote control. He always presses the wrong button and exits Netflix... this makes me laugh but the kids roll their eyes at him/us... I do it too

NBVN x"

He's not the only one! Despite having a good standard of living, believe it or not, I only recently acquired a television so as my mum who I've had to move in with me, had some alternative entertainment. Unfortunately I don't have a degree in rocket science to deal with 21st century technology, which means this television remote has almost been thrown at the screen on several occasions.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple  over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"The inability to say no. We won't if we don't want to, simples "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Pert boobs

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Purpose.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My metabolism....hence the quickly developing dad bod

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

The ability to put my shoes on without another body part hurting.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Patience with the lack of common sense in this world

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"The ability to put my shoes on without another body part hurting. "

Amen! It’s the hamstrings as you bend...I swear I can hear them strain

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By *heekyfromhertsMan  over a year ago

Letchworth

Things you gain with age!

Hair in your nose and ears and your balls near your knees ! Lol

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By *ean counterMan  over a year ago

Kettering

I had a big long list to put on but I've forgotten what they were

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By *uddy laneMan  over a year ago

dudley

The ability to smell your own pissy underwear.

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By *smCouple  over a year ago

Liskeard

The patience to read a long list to check my suggestions haven’t already been posted

The weird noises you now

Making when bending /kneeling / reaching for something

The need of a few minutes notice to change positions while fucking .

Conversely the need to change positions regularly or you stiffen up ..

Trying to take a sexy selfie while trying to suck in / hold up different parts of your body that now are suffering from the pull of gravity

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By *AYENCouple  over a year ago

Lincolnshire

The understanding that those on the TV that you're shouting at, can't hear you.

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By *lamorousBeautyLondonWoman  over a year ago

London

Gullibility

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By *ooBulMan  over a year ago

Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’

Farting when you bend down to pick a pen/pencil up whilst trying to desperately hold it in & can't.

Or farting as you walk along to your own fart drum beat......

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"The patience to tolerate or suffer fools gladly. "

This

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By *d4fun73Man  over a year ago

Shipley

By my age I should be able to spot the signs of being played but sadly I didn't.

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By *rbifunMan  over a year ago

exeter

The inclination to give a fuck what people think. If only we learned to do this when we were young.

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By *irth VaderMan  over a year ago

Busby

Having to use the light and camera on my phone to read small print.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Patience

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