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What was the last thing you broke?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I leave a trail of broken hearts, Lorna.
Also I think I’ve broke my wardrobe doors. They’re not sliding right!  "
Well let's hope the wardrobe doors are easier to fix than the broken hearts.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I think the last thing I broke was the pull cord for the bathroom light.
My husband lol. Poor fella, need to trade for new model x"
I think that's the only option. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My glass weighing scales. I accidentally dropped them over the toilet, as I was putting them back on the shelf above. They smashed to smithereens and knocked a chunk of porcelain off the loo, which water started spurting out of whenever we flushed.
It could only have been worse if a shard of glass had got stuck in my foot! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think I may have broken a rib, as recently as yesterday.
Oh no! Have you had it checked out?"
I shall get it x-ray’s tomorrow.
I kinda know the advice I’ll get if I have, I’m an old hand with busted ribs |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Me - A mug.
Mr - The door frame. He fell over the dog whilst carrying a kallax unit and catapulted into it  my poor paint work."
Oh no! Is the dog OK?  |
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A laptop.
Well, technically, I didn't "break" it I just "unfixed" it.
I mean...I don't ask my hairdresser friends for a free haircut (not that I need one). I don't ask my gardener friends if they'll mow my lawn for free. I don't ask my mechanic friends to fix my car for free...
...so don't fucking ask me to fix your computer for free!
Only joking...I don't have that many friends  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My bloody toilet seat while standing on it so i cpuld take a look at some box in the top corner of my bathroom. Flimsy plastic thing broke right off the toilet and knocked over my toilet brush pot which also broke with a chip on the rim, and i also badly bruised up a toe as well  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Broke myself at 3am on an overnight bike ride this weekend, ended up puking into a bush in the pitch black.
Then broke my wallet paying for the emergency taxi home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"A washing machine.
On purpose. It's an old one & I want to get the drum out and recycle it as a coffee table.
Sounds interesting x"
It's harder than i thought. I've seen some amazing upcycled coffee tables made from washing machine drums though. Especially when there's an internal light attached that filters through all the holes.  |
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"My bloody toilet seat while standing on it so i cpuld take a look at some box in the top corner of my bathroom. Flimsy plastic thing broke right off the toilet and knocked over my toilet brush pot which also broke with a chip on the rim, and i also badly bruised up a toe as well "
Sorry to hear that you have a chipped rim. That sounds painful and awkward. And doesn’t really help going to the doctor or A and E, trying to explain how you got a chipped rim ... I was standing on the toilet seat and slipped onto the toilet brush ... |
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I was rather vigorous with it 
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