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Congratulations! You have just won the Umbongo national lottery

By *ryan... OP Man over a year ago

1950's Original

Your name was carefully selected from your dustbin..

You have just won the Umbongo national lottery..1 billion Umbongo dollars.

The winning numbers were 3.6.7.7 and a half,69.and 666

Now we just need your bank account details and passwords..

Also,your cup size,

Or your cup size if you drink coffee.or a cup size guess if your names Solskjaer...

Any problems just message "Kneecap Nigel' who will call round personally....(not everyone can live at ten downing Street)

To verify your winnings send either £200 or Three Christmas turkeys, whichever is cheaper in Britainshire..

Once again congratulations..what will you spend your Umbongo bitcoins ..I mean dollars on.

Ps: this is not a scam - honest

By *isfits behaving badlyCouple over a year ago

Coventry

No worries. Just give us your card long number, exp. date and 3 digit code off the back and we will send you the details you require.

By *hubby CoupleCouple over a year ago

Essex

Damm we was 1 number short….congratulations OP make sure you spend it wisely

By *heMightySpud69Man over a year ago

Milton keynes

Can I have my winnings in UmBungo?

By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

It will have to be the £200 as there are no turkeys

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Aw that's so nice of Nigel!