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Guys, how do you get blood in your plonke…….

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

……..before you have a wank?

Do you give it a pull and voilà?

Do you give it a slap to wake it up?

Do you bang it in the kitchen worktop a few times?

Are you already hard cause your a randy bugger?

Or do you do something else?

Love and Peace

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I open your profile, Rex

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By *ronmant16Man over a year ago

Sheffield

Usually wake up and it's already full of blood

Other times I'm just horny and it fills up

Failing that , bit of XHamster and it's ready to go

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

What??

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I open your profile, Rex

You’re only human

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By *nabelle21Woman over a year ago

B38

"I open your profile, Rex

You’re only human

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Usually wake up and it's already full of blood

Other times I'm just horny and it fills up

Failing that , bit of XHamster and it's ready to go

So you’re just a randy bugger then

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By *ronmant16Man over a year ago

Sheffield

"Usually wake up and it's already full of blood

Other times I'm just horny and it fills up

Failing that , bit of XHamster and it's ready to go

Ha ha , I guess so my friend

So you’re just a randy bugger then

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By *2000ManMan over a year ago

Worthing

Abstain for a few days.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I made mine bleed once when first learning to masturbate. No amount of sticking condoms on bananas at school helped me out for my first time.

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"Abstain for a few days. "

And then he just pops up on his own? What if your in ASDA at the time?

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I made mine bleed once when first learning to masturbate. No amount of sticking condoms on bananas at school helped me out for my first time. "

Can you catch STD’s from bananas?

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By *itty9899Man over a year ago

Craggy Island

It does it all by it self.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"It does it all by it self. "

Totally hands free from start to finish?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I knew a 28yr old who had to use a penis pump. Think it was all those party pills he was popping!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I call one of the servants to do it for me

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By *ike rotchticklesMan over a year ago

oldham

Slight gust of wind and mines up .....(no ,not a fart..lol)before you all jump on it ...;)

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By *otcrossedbunsCouple over a year ago

south west

Local fluffer comes overt

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Naughty thoughts will get things moving..

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By *heVonMatterhornsCouple over a year ago

Lincoln

I hang it near an open window and let a gentle breeze roll over it. That usually does the trick.

LvM

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By *ex Holes OP Man over a year ago

Up North

"I hang it near an open window and let a gentle breeze roll over it. That usually does the trick.

LvM"

Do you let the breeze tickle your ballbag hair?

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