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over a year ago
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Ones where the legal disclaimer is longer than the bio. In fact ones with disclaimers at all. They’re all pointless and make me think they’re part of the tin foil parade. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ones where the legal disclaimer is longer than the bio. In fact ones with disclaimers at all. They’re all pointless and make me think they’re part of the tin foil parade. "
Totally agree, massive waste of words  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Legal disclaimer.
"Quality over quantity" - it's a swingers site and most people meet for sex. You don't have a tally card showing on your profile. (I know you have it on OP, just my two pence  )
BDSM % thing. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Legal disclaimer.
"Quality over quantity" - it's a swingers site and most people meet for sex. You don't have a tally card showing on your profile. (I know you have it on OP, just my two pence )
BDSM % thing."
It's gone. Thanks for the view.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One's with a long demanding list of things people need to be. The entitlement attitude that they are so god damn perfect, others need to prove their worth before even having a chance to speak to them. It's a sex site, not a dating one and arrogance is not attractive. |
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It’s mainly their status within their profile.
‘All dreamers on this site’
‘Bored’
‘Full of fakes’
‘Going to leave soon’ etc…
As if someone is going to pounce with that negativity.
When you look on their profile, they’ve often not made any effort either.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One's with a long demanding list of things people need to be. The entitlement attitude that they are so god damn perfect, others need to prove their worth before even having a chance to speak to them. It's a sex site, not a dating one and arrogance is not attractive."
^ this! Its all very me me me me me. Like sorry love you may want pleasure but what do you bring to the table for others? Cant just rely on your pussy to get you places. I stay clear of those types |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ones with more pics than words (other than Bellaseas  )
Certain pics make me 
Ones that are all one sentence because the person really can't be bothered to use full stops or white space you know what I mean it does my head in as it makes it so hard to read especially if they fold in local dialect. |
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Legal disclaimers - no one wants to redistribute your gynaecological convention photos Karen.
Long lists of requirements as if they are god's gift. There is one that pops up on my local fees, huge list face like a bag of spanners, and that's being cruel to spanners.
BDSM test % thing - who gives a fuck?
Quality over quantity.
Couples with Mrs is working, ill, bit meeting, doesn't exist but Mr is ready to play with anything he can get his knob in. |
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"The ones that have a profile of over a year with no pics, verifications and are unverified. They are just here to perv rather than meet..."
I want to meet but in all honesty is am to introverted to take the plunge..... No pun intended b  |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
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""Not looking to sleep with the whole site"... I find it bizarre that on a swingers site people seem to view a high body count as shameful in this way?"
Why does it have to mean they're ashamed of it though? Maybe they're genuinely picky/selective about who they choose to engage with... Nothing wrong with that? |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
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"'Not here to shag my way around the site'
1. Don't worry pal, that's never going to happen anyway.
2. Judgemental, much."
Again, maybe they're just selective? Doesn't it make you judgemental by assuming they're taking a dig at those who have higher numbers?
Just saying... Both sides to a coin |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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""Not looking to sleep with the whole site"... I find it bizarre that on a swingers site people seem to view a high body count as shameful in this way?
Why does it have to mean they're ashamed of it though? Maybe they're genuinely picky/selective about who they choose to engage with... Nothing wrong with that?"
They might be looking for special friends. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ones with more pics than words (other than Bellaseas )
Certain pics make me
Ones that are all one sentence because the person really can't be bothered to use full stops or white space you know what I mean it does my head in as it makes it so hard to read especially if they fold in local dialect. "
 my profile isn't very deep and meaningful I know |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I find the very selective (borderline rude) profiles are some of the friendliest people. Maybe they don't get many nice friendly messages. And maybe the friendly looking profiles get too many messages so either delete without reading or they're not what they try to portray. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ones with more pics than words (other than Bellaseas )
Certain pics make me
Ones that are all one sentence because the person really can't be bothered to use full stops or white space you know what I mean it does my head in as it makes it so hard to read especially if they fold in local dialect.
my profile isn't very deep and meaningful I know "
You had me at blah blah blah…  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pet peeve. Single mens profiles with pics or videos of them with other women.
This! Thank you ( glad it's not just me )"
So do you feel the same way about couples profiles when they are shown with other people?
Single men pretend you are doing nothing here and you will be just fine (YAWN!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My pet peeve. Single mens profiles with pics or videos of them with other women.
This! Thank you ( glad it's not just me ) So do you feel the same way about couples profiles when they are shown with other people?
Single men pretend you are doing nothing here and you will be just fine (YAWN!)"
Single men pretend that everyone you meet here is your virgin bride and you will be just fine (YAWN!) |
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By *91kMan
over a year ago
Maidstone |
At the end of the day, we all want different things from fab and that's fine. Yes, sex is the ultimate goal for most, but the ways in which we choose to seek it may differ.
There is no right or wrong way to use fab, period |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ones where the legal disclaimer is longer than the bio. In fact ones with disclaimers at all. They’re all pointless and make me think they’re part of the tin foil parade. "
^ tin foil parade |
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"At the end of the day, we all want different things from fab and that's fine. Yes, sex is the ultimate goal for most, but the ways in which we choose to seek it may differ.
There is no right or wrong way to use fab, period"
This . I prefer it as it is as it makes it easier to decide who I definitely won’t be interested in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ones with more pics than words (other than Bellaseas )
Certain pics make me
Ones that are all one sentence because the person really can't be bothered to use full stops or white space you know what I mean it does my head in as it makes it so hard to read especially if they fold in local dialect.
my profile isn't very deep and meaningful I know "
yeah, bad Bella. Lucky you have boobs !  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the end of the day, we all want different things from fab and that's fine. Yes, sex is the ultimate goal for most, but the ways in which we choose to seek it may differ.
There is no right or wrong way to use fab, period"
And that’s how it should be!!!
Can somebody give this man a prize please
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the end of the day, we all want different things from fab and that's fine. Yes, sex is the ultimate goal for most, but the ways in which we choose to seek it may differ.
There is no right or wrong way to use fab, period
And that’s how it should be!!!
Can somebody give this man a prize please
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He can collect his prize by hitting the friend request button and kindly follow the signs to "Friends only videos" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At the end of the day, we all want different things from fab and that's fine. Yes, sex is the ultimate goal for most, but the ways in which we choose to seek it may differ.
There is no right or wrong way to use fab, period"
When you’re new here it’s actually very helpful to have such an array of different profiles and some commonalities. Once you start to delve deeper into the site and the forum, you can understand why some have such stringent boundaries.
Plus, not everyone here is a professional writer so of course there’ll be lots of grammatical errors or people using the same phrases (“then please pass me by”, for instance),
Anyway, profiles act as a great filter for both the browser and the profile owner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Professional couple.
At what? Being arrogant.
Friendly. Do not contact us as your message will just get deleted. we will find you.
That's really friendly isn't it.
You must write a 8000 word essay about yourself including your mother's maiden name and a close up pic of your face. Oh and put
'WE ARE NOT WORTHY' as the message heading.
Oh and that pervert Syd at uni doesn't have permission to wank over my pics.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I hate the ones that expect a full cv with measurements, photos and references but contain no information at all on their own.
I also hate the bossy, bossy ones with full directives and find them a real turn off.
Also...please mention Bananas in your first message to me so I know you have read my profile
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ones where the legal disclaimer is longer than the bio. In fact ones with disclaimers at all. They’re all pointless and make me think they’re part of the tin foil parade. "
The disclaimer that's says Facebook |
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The ones that have been on over a year, and still say fill in later, no pics, no picture veri! But most of all the ones that come across with some kind of superiority complex, and those that demand everything be paid for for them! Each to their own but that frustrates me, so I skip on by haha Miss pc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think a minimum number of photos should be compulsory on a profile. It annoys me when you receive a message but there are no messages attached to the message and there are none on the profile either. Those messages get deleted.
The other one is when they say, I read your profile but it's obvious that they haven't.
I'm probably guilty of some of the things listed in this thread though. I'd hate to sound entitled or rude but isn't it better to be blunt in stating what you're looking for? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I think a minimum number of photos should be compulsory on a profile. It annoys me when you receive a message but there are no messages attached to the message and there are none on the profile either. Those messages get deleted.
The other one is when they say, I read your profile but it's obvious that they haven't.
I'm probably guilty of some of the things listed in this thread though. I'd hate to sound entitled or rude but isn't it better to be blunt in stating what you're looking for? "
Should say pics attached not messages |
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Profiles that are so busy telling you what they are not looking for that they forget to give you a clue as to what they might actually be looking.
Inconsistent profiles such as those that describe themselves as shy and reserved but all their pics are gynaecological.
Those that claim to be fussy or selective but their veris tell a very different story. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Couples profile where all the photos are of the woman.
Guys with nothing but dick pics.
No public photos at all, but especially when they insist on you sending a face photo with your message.
No profile photo.
No bio.
The legal disclaimer because it's a waste of time.
Cannot accommodate, cannot travel.
Will meet 18-99
I've ticked every available box in will meet and in interests because I'm either not fussy or can't be bothered to look at everything properly.
Profiles that read like a dating site "I like reading, walking etc and looking for someone who likes the same". |
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"Ones where the legal disclaimer is longer than the bio. In fact ones with disclaimers at all. They’re all pointless and make me think they’re part of the tin foil parade. "
I actually went to a profile yesterday where they had written 1 line and the next 40 lines were the disclaimer! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles filled with spelling mistakes and/or text speak.
“If u lyk th luk ov me hit me up”
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Especially when they misspell the town they say they live in |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles filled with spelling mistakes and/or text speak.
“If u lyk th luk ov me hit me up”
Especially when they misspell the town they say they live in "
There’s loads of those on here |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Where the profile is all pics of them strangling their sausage. Also describing yourself as hot or hung…just makes me cringe"
Add words like bull, fill and breed to that list |
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"Ones where the legal disclaimer is longer than the bio. In fact ones with disclaimers at all. They’re all pointless and make me think they’re part of the tin foil parade. "
Too many wasted words. |
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"I'll start.
The one's where it's a couple and the status is always...
'Missus unavailable but male half free'
Yeah yeah "
Well trumps that….3 profiles, pro 1 a couple (clearly a guy) lots of unfiltered pics, pro 2 a single lady (Mr again) filtered pics but clearly obvious her on pro 1, anyways pro 3 another single women….(it’s her again but only arse boobs)…..anyways all 3 profiles have verified each other…. She’s horny and wants to meet etc…. But she won’t speak on the phone/Kik/Skype or even upload a quick voice recording on here. All 3 blocked. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Profiles that say, I've been here before and know how the site works.
That's just a weird thing to say."
That’s usually a way of saying “I’ve had previous verifications but they’ve left the site” |
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"Ones with more pics than words (other than Bellaseas )
Certain pics make me
Ones that are all one sentence because the person really can't be bothered to use full stops or white space you know what I mean it does my head in as it makes it so hard to read especially if they fold in local dialect. "
It actually hurt my head reading this |
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"420 friendly.
You're in your 40s. At what stage do you realise that you aren't teenagers and give it up?
When does old age start? "
I don't mind seeing 420 friendly I know if I see that we have something in no common. I appreciate it's not for everyone, I have PTSD and it really helps, it basically allows me to function and get some sleep without nightmares. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"420 friendly.
You're in your 40s. At what stage do you realise that you aren't teenagers and give it up?
When does old age start?
I don't mind seeing 420 friendly I know if I see that we have something in no common. I appreciate it's not for everyone, I have PTSD and it really helps, it basically allows me to function and get some sleep without nightmares. "
It undeniably has its benefits but most people that smoke it don’t use it for those sort of reasons. |
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The profiles that state that they expect!!! Normally to be shaved or a code to prove you have read the profile.
I’ve never been good at jumping through hoops if it’s expected, happy to do so if not. |
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"420 friendly.
You're in your 40s. At what stage do you realise that you aren't teenagers and give it up?
When does old age start?
I don't mind seeing 420 friendly I know if I see that we have something in no common. I appreciate it's not for everyone, I have PTSD and it really helps, it basically allows me to function and get some sleep without nightmares.
It undeniably has its benefits but most people that smoke it don’t use it for those sort of reasons."
That I 100% agree with. The original post was if in your 40's grow up not teenagers. I'm 41 (42 tomorrow) I enjoy it, it helps I know lots of people whom it does help. Really should be legalized that's a whole other convo though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"420 friendly.
You're in your 40s. At what stage do you realise that you aren't teenagers and give it up?
When does old age start?
I don't mind seeing 420 friendly I know if I see that we have something in no common. I appreciate it's not for everyone, I have PTSD and it really helps, it basically allows me to function and get some sleep without nightmares.
It undeniably has its benefits but most people that smoke it don’t use it for those sort of reasons.
That I 100% agree with. The original post was if in your 40's grow up not teenagers. I'm 41 (42 tomorrow) I enjoy it, it helps I know lots of people whom it does help. Really should be legalized that's a whole other convo though. "
I have a family member with MS who smokes just to function properly so fully understand the benefits. Unfortunately I have a family member who smokes it everyday just for shits and giggles and I see the massive negatives as well |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"420 friendly.
You're in your 40s. At what stage do you realise that you aren't teenagers and give it up?
When does old age start?
I don't mind seeing 420 friendly I know if I see that we have something in no common. I appreciate it's not for everyone, I have PTSD and it really helps, it basically allows me to function and get some sleep without nightmares.
It undeniably has its benefits but most people that smoke it don’t use it for those sort of reasons.
That I 100% agree with. The original post was if in your 40's grow up not teenagers. I'm 41 (42 tomorrow) I enjoy it, it helps I know lots of people whom it does help. Really should be legalized that's a whole other convo though.
I have a family member with MS who smokes just to function properly so fully understand the benefits. Unfortunately I have a family member who smokes it everyday just for shits and giggles and I see the massive negatives as well"
Big difference between habitual use and the occasional use once in a blue moon I suppose. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"420 friendly.
You're in your 40s. At what stage do you realise that you aren't teenagers and give it up?
When does old age start?
I don't mind seeing 420 friendly I know if I see that we have something in no common. I appreciate it's not for everyone, I have PTSD and it really helps, it basically allows me to function and get some sleep without nightmares.
It undeniably has its benefits but most people that smoke it don’t use it for those sort of reasons.
That I 100% agree with. The original post was if in your 40's grow up not teenagers. I'm 41 (42 tomorrow) I enjoy it, it helps I know lots of people whom it does help. Really should be legalized that's a whole other convo though.
I have a family member with MS who smokes just to function properly so fully understand the benefits. Unfortunately I have a family member who smokes it everyday just for shits and giggles and I see the massive negatives as well
Big difference between habitual use and the occasional use once in a blue moon I suppose. "
Exactly |
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I don’t bite - unless you ask me nicely.
Discretion mentioned more than once, along with 'no strings', and cannot accommodate. In other words, ‘I’m a bored man having a midlife crisis, and I’m scared my Mrs will find out'.
Also, 'straight' guys with mostly TV's in their friend list. |
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By *parkybunnyCouple
over a year ago
Zurich. NOT London. |
Legal disclaimer, use of words like Dom, ruin, destroy etc.
Profiles written in text speak, and as has been noted above, the here over a year, no pics, no veris and will fill this in later brigade. Last but definitely not least the cocks. Just a cock, nothing else, no text, or just one line and a pic of a cock. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Women who say they are straight on their profile but only want to meet women, I have news for you if you are a woman and you only want to meet women you are not straigh. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ones with boastful hideous looking people!
People who don't show their verifications, but copy and paste them into their profiles.
Winston"
Who on earth would do that?! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start.
The one's where it's a couple and the status is always...
'Missus unavailable but male half free'
Yeah yeah "
“Not looking to meet RN!”
Then they message you looking to set up a social.
To be serious tho, I think my profile is pretty bad but most people just glance at it. |
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Shouty profiles are the worst but also…
Dissertations
Arrogant profiles
Insecure profiles
Those that reference Sidney University or some other nonsense about legal action they are never going to take!
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over a year ago
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"The ones with boastful hideous looking people!
People who don't show their verifications, but copy and paste them into their profiles.
Winston
Who on earth would do that?! "
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"Looking for exceptional only", what does that even mean? Do you have to look like Tom Hardy or Jason Momoa? Penis have to be freakishly large? Body like Dwayne Johnson? I get that they're probably trying to deter blokes who look like Johnny Vegas or Jim Royle, but still, seems arrogant. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'll start.
The one's where it's a couple and the status is always...
'Missus unavailable but male half free'
Yeah yeah "
One that are really negative. I can't understand why anyone would want to meet them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Will fill in later. (Joined: Over a year ago)
Profiles that are Jaded & Bitter towards men
BBC only or anything similar
Verified only (Profile has no verifications at all)
Will only respond to messages with face pictures (No face pictures themselves or won't ever send one back) |
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""Looking for exceptional only", what does that even mean? Do you have to look like Tom Hardy or Jason Momoa? Penis have to be freakishly large? Body like Dwayne Johnson? I get that they're probably trying to deter blokes who look like Johnny Vegas or Jim Royle, but still, seems arrogant."
Well as a Jonny Vegas look-a-like I,m fucked then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The ones that have a profile of over a year with no pics, verifications and are unverified. They are just here to perv rather than meet..."
damn that’ll be me then, nice pictures by the way I’m sure you’ve posted them to be perved over |
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