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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
Sometimes we watch films and things take a random twist in our heads, we view the story through a different viewpoint or from a different perspective, this thread is for that.
Taking a film, describe the events badly or differently, just for a bit of fun really!
E.T;
Stag party goes wrong and leave one member to fashion his own phone so he can get picked up.
The Dark Knight;
Billionaire insomniac playboy dresses up at night and picks fights with mental patients.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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STAR TREK
Over long journey to meet strangers for a fight |
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Avengers: Endgame
Sci-fi Cosplay with cool weapons |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Empire Strikes Back
Crazy old green cave troll manipulates confused farm boy into trying to kill his father. |
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Jaws.
3 men in a boat needed a bigger boat. |
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American Pie
A boys forbidden love with his family's fruit based pudding |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Empire Strikes Back
Crazy old green cave troll manipulates confused farm boy into trying to kill his father."
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A European 18-30 lads holiday gets violent when one member decides to play hide-n-seek.
Saving Private Ryan |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Die Hard
German man ruins office Christmas party |
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A Disney-led attempt to combine Jungle Book and GI Joe.
Avatar. |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Die Hard
German man ruins office Christmas party "
I saw it as;
Resentful cop crashes ex wife’s Christmas party and goes on a killing spree to try to win her back  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Endersgame
Kid gets carried away on xbox |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Titanic. Two brats distract lookout on luxury liner with disastrous consequences. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Psycho
Man with mummy issues runs hotel in the middle of nowhere |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Gone With the Wind. Black people put up with insufferable whites that even a civil war fails to kill. |
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Castaway- Man completes drastic weight loss during soul searching impromptu holiday. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Saving Private Ryan. A bunch of uglies are sacrificed to save one good looking paratrooper. |
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over a year ago
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Rocky
Heavyweight boxer who marries a pet shop employee. |
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Scarface.
Rags to riches in the pharmaceutical business |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Gone With the Wind. Black people put up with insufferable whites that even a civil war fails to kill."
HA!! |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Apocalypse Now! A bunch of shirkers have their boat hijacked by action man. |
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over a year ago
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The Time Travellers Wife
Some guy who can time travel but hes actually super creepy cos he marries a woman who he befriended when she was a little girl, but then he dies from cancer or something so really he had it coming in the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Basic instinct
Catherine, a Well off, good looking crime novelist, has no concept of making or buying ice cubes and is forever loosing her underwear. |
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Aliens Attack . They lose .
Independence Day |
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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago
Manchester (he/him) |
"Titanic. Two brats distract lookout on luxury liner with disastrous consequences."
That’s the actual plot though |
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American Werewolf in London.
Two Americans travel to Yorkshire and meet the locals who are barking mad. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Back to the future:
Schoolboy meets old man in a car park and things get weird. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
The Great Escape. Not so great as the majority get caught and shot. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mean girls:
One new girl starts high school and encounters 3 mean bitches - she infiltrates the group and becomes bitch #1 and takes over the main lead. All kinda ends well in the end |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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BIG - Be careful what you wish for. |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Spartacus. Man with dimple gets the hump with private tutoring. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another Country.
Some posh boys go to school. Get a bit frisky with each other. One of em ends up a spy, or something. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Little Women
Whiny teenagers turn into whiny women. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Die Hard
German man ruins office Christmas party
I saw it as;
Resentful cop crashes ex wife’s Christmas party and goes on a killing spree to try to win her back "
Both terrible descriptions of a brilliant film |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Fatal attraction
Female can't take no for answer..man fault. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Dead Man's Shoes - It's grim up north |
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Sex and the city.
Four knobheads that never seem to work but always have plenty of money. |
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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago
Craggy Island |
Love actually
Harassment and stalking all good.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mother was a nymphomaniac, don't know who my father is
Mamma Mia |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Speed.
This is what happens when women drive  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Alien with logic wants to destroy half the world.
Infinity War |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Avengers Infinity Wars
One man’s crusade to save the universes rapidly depleting resources. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Avengers Infinity Wars
One man’s crusade to save the universes rapidly depleting resources. "
Or man solves world hunger with a snap of his fingers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Avengers Infinity Wars
One man’s crusade to save the universes rapidly depleting resources.
Or man solves world hunger with a snap of his fingers "
#Thanosdidnothingwrong |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Girl develops Stockholm syndrome while being kept captive in remote castle.
Beauty and the Beast |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the Roles were reversed this would be an episode of Criminal Minds
50 Shades of Grey |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Alcoholic orphan and boss burn down family home.
Skyfall |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Father reunites with long lost son and true to get him to join the family business.
Empire Strikes Back. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Babe.
One man's love for a farmyard animal. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Avengers Infinity Wars
One man’s crusade to save the universes rapidly depleting resources.
Or man solves world hunger with a snap of his fingers
#Thanosdidnothingwrong "
He would have got away with it if it wasn’t for those pesky Avengers |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Man grooms young girl through the medium of dance.
Dirty Dancing |
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its a mad mad mad mad world
Hollywood Celeb's do treasure hunting |
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Braveheart
Blue hairy men in skirts invade england. |
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The Sound of Music
Too many Nuns and not enough Nazis |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Matrix II:
Shite, but some nice costumes |
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Learning the ancient art of soap making
Fight Club |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Elf
Abandoned manchild travels halfway around the world to find long lost father
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By (user no longer on site)
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Home Alone
A story of neglect
Home Alone 2
Social services really need to get involved |
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Space truckers have a bad day.
Alien
Space soldiers have an even worse day.
Aliens
Space Prisoners, really regret their indiscretions when a lady and her friend visit.
Alien 3 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Karate Kid
Bully steals another man’s girlfriend then beats him up several times |
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some cockneys drive mini's around an Italian city very fast, while only trying to blow the bloody doors off
Italian Job |
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She just didn’t want to go to school.
The Exorcist |
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Grease
Virginal Aussie bin turns into slut whore to woo possibly gay, (allegedly) greasy haired cuntwomble.
Grease 2
Absolute pile of dog shit |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
Shrewsbury |
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It's a film about using spreadsheets to buy a baseball team. |
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Training Day
Poorly executed new starter induction |
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By *ooBulMan
over a year ago
Missin’ Yo’ Kissin’ |
A fat bloke, a thin bloke, black suits black tie, shades, hats.
Mad woman trying to kill them. Police chase. Singing, dancing. (Blues Brothers) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Ah come on, I was going eat all of that!
9 1/2 Weeks |
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By *yron69Man
over a year ago
Fareham |
Bram Stoker’s Dracula. A right old count fails to get over the loss of his girlfriend. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Star wars rise of skywalker.
Best film of all time can't rate highly enough. Haha |
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Bloke with stubble wearing old blanket shoots bad blokes. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Sword-wielding savant slaughters at will on his way to a book recital.
The Book Of Eli |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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He dies this time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Senior gentleman decides a river is better than an airport.
Sully |
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Sean Bean died, they had an adventure. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Got lost in the desert, then there was a spaceship fight and they all blew up. The end. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Bloke with a speech impediment runs up stairs a lot and fights a bug mean russian. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure."
Goldeneye? |
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?"
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope"
Game of Thrones |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?"
Game of Thrones? |
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"Got lost in the desert, then there was a spaceship fight and they all blew up. The end. "
Independence day? |
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope
Game of Thrones "
Nope |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope
Game of Thrones "
Great minds |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope"
Lord of the rings? |
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope
Lord of the rings? "
Winner winner chicken dinner  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope
Lord of the rings?
Winner winner chicken dinner "
When does Sean Bean ever survive? |
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"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them"
Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard |
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Good looking rich bloke spunks a lot of money on clothes to bed a prozzie he could have hired for half the cost. |
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"Good looking rich bloke spunks a lot of money on clothes to bed a prozzie he could have hired for half the cost. "
Pretty woman |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them
Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard "
That drama where he played a transvestite |
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"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them
Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard
That drama where he played a transvestite"
They made a film about you Jennie?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Good looking rich bloke spunks a lot of money on clothes to bed a prozzie he could have hired for half the cost.
Pretty woman "
True story  |
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"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them
Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard "
The martian; but he got the sack and ended up a golf coach???? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Got lost in the desert, then there was a spaceship fight and they all blew up. The end.
Independence day? "
Star Wars. |
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"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them
Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard
The martian; but he got the sack and ended up a golf coach????"
So his soul died instead |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them
Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard "
Pretty sure he didn't die in sharpe but I'm not going to watch it to find out haha |
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"Got lost in the desert, then there was a spaceship fight and they all blew up. The end.
Independence day?
Star Wars. "
Bugger... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope
Lord of the rings?
Winner winner chicken dinner
When does Sean Bean ever survive?"
Flightplan he survives |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Big guy on death row fixes Tom Hanks’ penis. Dies anyway |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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There's a guy who gets shot in the buttocks and gets pretty good at ping pong.
Describes life as a container of a food product made from roasted and ground cacao pods. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope
Lord of the rings?
Winner winner chicken dinner
When does Sean Bean ever survive?"
Flightplan he survives
And National Treasure. Meh |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sean Bean died, they had an adventure.
Goldeneye?
Nope
Lord of the rings?
Winner winner chicken dinner
When does Sean Bean ever survive?
Flightplan he survives "
I can’t even remember him being in it |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"Big guy on death row fixes Tom Hanks’ penis. Dies anyway "
The green mile.. |
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Parents repeatedly abandon child to go on holiday over xmas - delinquent child uses jungle warfare tactics to defend house from burglary- instead of calling the police!!
Home Alone ( all of them!) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Big guy on death row fixes Tom Hanks’ penis. Dies anyway
The green mile.."
Correct |
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"There's a guy who gets shot in the buttocks and gets pretty good at ping pong.
Describes life as a container of a food product made from roasted and ground cacao pods. "
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.
Forest Gump |
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1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.
2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.
3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.
4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.
Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"There's a guy who gets shot in the buttocks and gets pretty good at ping pong.
Describes life as a container of a food product made from roasted and ground cacao pods.
Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you gonna get.
Forest Gump "
Bingo |
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"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.
2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.
3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.
4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.
Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.
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The Bourne series  |
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"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.
2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.
3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.
4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.
Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.
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The bourne Everything |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.
2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.
3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.
4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.
Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.
The Road? "
Nope… |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.
2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.
3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.
4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.
Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.
The Road?
Nope… "
Momento? |
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Kids get dumped by parents with any old fucker.
Brothers wants to shag his sister but golden bollocks steps in and she wants to shag him instead.
Brother gets pissed off and stabs his dad with a fancy torch and blows his house up.
They all die in the end anyway, so save yourself some time and disappointment and watch something else. |
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Spoiled smarmy little shite doesn't want to go to school, gets his pal in trouble for trashing his dad's expensive car through the garage window. |
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Old man stays in bed for 20 years taking advantage if his daughter's hard work until he has the chance to eat some chocolate. |
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Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time |
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2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ring |
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"Spoiled smarmy little shite doesn't want to go to school, gets his pal in trouble for trashing his dad's expensive car through the garage window."
Ferris Beuller's Day off |
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"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time "
Die Hard? |
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"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time
Die Hard?"
Collateral |
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over a year ago
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"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time
Die Hard?"
nope  |
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over a year ago
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"Old man stays in bed for 20 years taking advantage if his daughter's hard work until he has the chance to eat some chocolate."
Charlie and the chocolate factory? |
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"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time
Die Hard?
Collateral"
nope |
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over a year ago
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"2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ring"
Brokeback mountain? |
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over a year ago
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"2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ring"
Brokeback Mountain |
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over a year ago
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"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time
Die Hard?
Collateral nope"
The Hitcher? |
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over a year ago
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Spends hours at the bottom of the ocean being hunted by British destroyer only to fix his boat escape said destroyer return home to fanfare (whoop whoop) then watch his crew die and his boat sink...again. |
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over a year ago
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"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time
Die Hard?
Collateral nope
The Hitcher?"
yay |
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"1) Amnesiac beats the shit out of almost everyone, with no idea why, until settling by the sea.
2) Partial amnesiac’s girlfriend dies, so he beats the shit out of more people.
3) Mostly recovered amnesiac beats the shit out of even more people in an effort to find out why he’s been previously beating the shit out of people. Succeeds.
4) Recovered amnesiac learns there are some people he still hasn’t beaten the shit out of, so beats the shit out of them.
Somewhere in the middle another bloke tries the same sort of thing, but no-one gives a shit.
The Road?
Nope…
Momento?"
Fucking epic |
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over a year ago
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Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses. |
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"Good guy gives a guy a lift, and the nutter fucks him over big time
Die Hard?
Collateral nope
The Hitcher?yay "
Thank fuck for that.
Strictly starting soon, that was bugging me |
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"Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses."
Tootsie? |
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"2 guys travel to a mountain to destroy a ring
Brokeback mountain? "
Yep |
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"Old man stays in bed for 20 years taking advantage if his daughter's hard work until he has the chance to eat some chocolate.
Charlie and the chocolate factory?"
Yep!  |
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"Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses.
Tootsie?"
Nope…… |
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"Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses."
Superman |
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"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them
Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard "
Ronin. |
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"Cosplay-loving master-of-disguise alien conceals identity using dodgy glasses.
Superman "
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Professional killer unofficially tries out being a foster carer. |
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"To be fair old Beaner has been in just about everything... could be any one of them
Can you name one thing he didn't die in......and don't say real life or you'll jinx the poor bastard
Ronin."
The Martian |
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It was great from start to finish |
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"Professional killer unofficially tries out being a foster carer."
Leon |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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Little dude meets another little dude, they go on a bike ride, and get quite far.
One of the dudes doesn't have a telephone\mobile, and wants to speak to his family as its long past his curfew and needs a pickup.
he pretends to die. other dude cries. he gets picked up. other dude cries some more.. |
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Self absorbed sculptor, drives cross country to climb a rock then leaves his family in pursuit of juvenile immigrants.
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Bloke retires, but after his wife dies and a thug kills his dog he goes apeshit and kills everyone. Keeps his piggy bank well hidden but a pinky promise from the past is his undoing. |
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"Little dude meets another little dude, they go on a bike ride, and get quite far.
One of the dudes doesn't have a telephone\mobile, and wants to speak to his family as its long past his curfew and needs a pickup.
he pretends to die. other dude cries. he gets picked up. other dude cries some more.."
ET? |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"Bloke retires, but after his wife dies and a thug kills his dog he goes apeshit and kills everyone. Keeps his piggy bank well hidden but a pinky promise from the past is his undoing. "
John Wick! |
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Heavily-armed Gay Pride March repels invaders. |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"Little dude meets another little dude, they go on a bike ride, and get quite far.
One of the dudes doesn't have a telephone\mobile, and wants to speak to his family as its long past his curfew and needs a pickup.
he pretends to die. other dude cries. he gets picked up. other dude cries some more..
ET?"
Bingo... you are receive cinephile status.. |
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"Heavily-armed Gay Pride March repels invaders."
Suicide Squad? |
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"Bloke retires, but after his wife dies and a thug kills his dog he goes apeshit and kills everyone. Keeps his piggy bank well hidden but a pinky promise from the past is his undoing.
John Wick!"
Correct! |
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"Spends hours at the bottom of the ocean being hunted by British destroyer only to fix his boat escape said destroyer return home to fanfare (whoop whoop) then watch his crew die and his boat sink...again."
Red October? |
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Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened. |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened. "
American Psycho |
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Arguing band about to be sacked have performance of their lives after a family tragedy |
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"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.
American Psycho"
Nope. |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.
American Psycho
Nope. "
The Matrix |
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He's back, they give him odd clothes and a means of transportation, you could be his but I'd rather not be.
Finally meets the object of his obsession only to realise all this will happen again....
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over a year ago
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Hulk smash |
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"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.
American Psycho
Nope.
The Matrix"
Castaway? |
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"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.
American Psycho
The Hulk
Nope.
The Matrix"
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"Arguing band about to be sacked have performance of their lives after a family tragedy "
The commitments? |
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"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.
American Psycho
Nope.
The Matrix"
Nope. It was The Hulk (or Incredible Hulk). |
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"Spends hours at the bottom of the ocean being hunted by British destroyer only to fix his boat escape said destroyer return home to fanfare (whoop whoop) then watch his crew die and his boat sink...again.
Red October?"
Das boot |
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By *al kalMan
over a year ago
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"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.
American Psycho
Nope.
The Matrix
Nope. It was The Hulk (or Incredible Hulk). "
the clue was in the word envious.. |
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"Bloke has accident at work. Gets a bit pissed off, though he’s not envious. Wakes up half naked next day not sure what happened.
American Psycho
Nope.
The Matrix
Nope. It was The Hulk (or Incredible Hulk).
the clue was in the word envious.. "
Yes. Green |
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over a year ago
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BTW This is one of the best threads ever…. Going to start a similar one. Name the movie. Write a quote and we have to name the movie! No googling. |
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"Self absorbed sculptor, drives cross country to climb a rock then leaves his family in pursuit of juvenile immigrants.
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Close encounters |
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"BTW This is one of the best threads ever…. Going to start a similar one. Name the movie. Write a quote and we have to name the movie! No googling. "
Idea |
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"Arguing band about to be sacked have performance of their lives after a family tragedy
The commitments?"
nope |
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Gets given a set of prosthetics and in return promotes aesthetic artificial limb replacement procedures.
Returns to his previous job role and successfully routes out corruption.
It's your move! |
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