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an increasingly technological age.
1. Post your thing.
2. Post your alternative-and the benefits
3. Post what the fuff you like.
MINE
1. Christmas Tree ? Why ?
2. Project an image on to your wall. No needles. Saves space. Changing display. Dog can't knock it over and you don't have to take it to the tip or the loft. |
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six pence in a xmas cake. wtf is that about. broke one of my teeth on it a few years back. cost more than six fucking pence to fix.
Alternative to this: Don't put metal in items that are going to be eaten by d*unken idiots. |
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over a year ago
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"Christmas crackers. Horrid and tacky!!!
Kylie ! You have to put a techy alternative "
Jeez. Errr, my brain can’t compute atm 
I’ll have to circle back on the alternative I just wanted to voice out my hate for CC
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"Christmas crackers. Horrid and tacky!!!
Kylie ! You have to put a techy alternative
Jeez. Errr, my brain can’t compute atm
I’ll have to circle back on the alternative I just wanted to voice out my hate for CC
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I have a gorgeous box of purple felted ones Kylie ... with bows and jewels on ....... ( want to vomit ? )
Why not play a BANG! sound on your phone instead. |
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"Christmas cards 
Send a message, a video, an e-card 
D.
Damn..... you have to go again now 
I’ve got nothing else! 
Maybe… the queens speech, get Alexa to do it
D."
Perfect ! We used to have to watch it at 3...... Alexa could do it anytime we wanted. |
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By *reya73Woman
over a year ago
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Christmas..
Use sophisticated bank tech to divert all the ridiculous amounts of cash that is spent on the superfluous, eradicate child poverty and mass production of tat.
The alternative equality christmas!
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God ????
So shoot me - who ever hear of anyone queueing all night to get into church and poking the eyes out of anyone who got closer to the alter than them ......
Sing - Away in a Pret A Manger whilst making butties..... |
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"Stop boohoo-ing over Jesus on the cross and just resurrect him by hologram so he can have a proper birthday party. Coachella managed it for Tupac!"
That's Easter ffs...... Know your traditions woman !
Ahhhhhhhhhhh little bebeh jesus in a crib tho .......... |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Stop boohoo-ing over Jesus on the cross and just resurrect him by hologram so he can have a proper birthday party. Coachella managed it for Tupac!
That's Easter ffs...... Know your traditions woman !
Ahhhhhhhhhhh little bebeh jesus in a crib tho .......... "
Haha I did think that, but a baby in a crib hologram would be boring |
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