"Fornicate A Friend?
LvM
Hello. I’m a friend that needs fornicating.
As much as we would love to fornicate you and talk about sloths Jamie, we aren't Fab official yet 
LvM"
Oh my goodness. I’ve just realised that only half of you are!
I was so confused by this!  |
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"Fornicate A Friend?
LvM
Hello. I’m a friend that needs fornicating.
As much as we would love to fornicate you and talk about sloths Jamie, we aren't Fab official yet
LvM
Oh my goodness. I’ve just realised that only half of you are!
I was so confused by this! "
 Yeah K did let me know that I wasn't super clear with my last post  We've sent you a request though 
LvM |
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over a year ago
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"My penis is available for FAF
OK. Half an hour?
Yes, I can shag you twice 
With a 27 minute cuddle too "
I don’t cuddle. I’ll be back in my car heading back down th’M6 |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My penis is available for FAF
OK. Half an hour?
Yes, I can shag you twice
With a 27 minute cuddle too
I don’t cuddle. I’ll be back in my car heading back down th’M6 "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"My penis is available for FAF
OK. Half an hour?
Yes, I can shag you twice
With a 27 minute cuddle too
I don’t cuddle. I’ll be back in my car heading back down th’M6
"
OK OK, a 60 second cuddle then |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today 
How about legs over my shoulders  "
I think she wants bumming |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"My penis is available for FAF
OK. Half an hour?
Yes, I can shag you twice
With a 27 minute cuddle too
I don’t cuddle. I’ll be back in my car heading back down th’M6
"
I'll give you 28 minutes shagging and a quick cuddle, so you can recover for round 2 |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming "
It works at that angle too |
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders "
I could probably manage that.
Don't expect any hip grinding from me, though |
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming "
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I could probably manage that.
Don't expect any hip grinding from me, though "
Well we'll have to see about that |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me "
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there  |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there "
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it. |
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there "
I hope that's a reflection of the size of your penis, and not the tightness of my bumhole |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it."
There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished |
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it."
Mmmmmmm Jaffa cakes |
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.
There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished "
I've douched  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.
There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished
I've douched "
Yes, with my knob |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.
There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished
I've douched "
Looks like you've found some energy then |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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"What happened to playing just Monopoly 
Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice  
Naked twister gives you views you’ve rarely seen before "
... also known as expanding your horizons |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"What happened to playing just Monopoly
Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice
Naked twister gives you views you’ve rarely seen before
... also known as expanding your horizons "
Also an eye opener |
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.
There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished
I've douched
Yes, with my knob "
Thought it was your finger |
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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago
Walking down the only road I've ever known! |
"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.
There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished
I've douched
Yes, with my knob
Thought it was your finger "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm tired after a late night.
So he'll have to do all the work - no cowgirl - reverse or otherwise - today
How about legs over my shoulders
I think she wants bumming
Would you do it gently, Rex?
So as not to wake me
You wouldn’t know I’ve been there
Make sure you've no jaffa cakes left on it.
There maybe a malteaser on it when I’ve finished
I've douched
Yes, with my knob
Thought it was your finger "
It’s cold outside |
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"What happened to playing just Monopoly
Or twister ... seems to be the Fab game of choice
Naked twister gives you views you’ve rarely seen before
... also known as expanding your horizons "
I shall have to take your word for it. |
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