My 'mate' used to use, Hows your belly for a lodger?
and do you want to go halves on a bastard. He wasn't very successful.
However, I used to hang around outside the ladies loos in night clubs (very d*unk) and when they came out, sniff them up and down and ask if they had just had a shit? It actually worked once and I pulled. Predictably, I was slapped, punched, given confused and withering looks and beaten senseless a hell of a lot by annoyed boyfriends and sometimes by the women themselves.
I was a bit of a social hand grenade at the time. |
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Oh just remembered, when dancing with the ladies I would sniff the air and ask is that your feet I can smell?
They would obviously say no.
I would then say "Must be your fanny then".
These are unfortunately true stories. |
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