Funny conversation

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Me: So what are you looking for?

Him: Dirty car fun.

Me: I'm not cleaning it for you!

Him: What? Your dick

Me: No, your car.

Him: Eh?

Me: Sorry, you have completely missed my joke there.

Him: Oh...right...

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hello York88,

similar to the following,

Him/her Hello hun,

Me I'm not German.

??? reaction, works every time

Alec

By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

At least you've had a feckin conversation on here!