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Things I've never understood in porn include:
The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing??
Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally.
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"And I'm not just talking about sex
Things I've never understood in porn include:
The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing??
Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally.
What do you think?"The parent / sibling thing isn’t just an American thing, but seems more prevalent there. I mean I kinda get it, and a bit of role play can be fun in that regard. As for the facial… well it is known as “the money shot” so… yeah. I mean it must be popular, or it wouldn’t feature so often | |||
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" The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing?? " I am with you on this one " Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally. " Facials are very visible... I think that's why they are so popular in porn | |||
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"And I'm not just talking about sex
Things I've never understood in porn include:
The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing??
Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally.
What do you think?"There are all sorts across the globe that enjoys what you describe. None of it appeals to me. Someone ejaculating over my face in my opinion, is degrading but appreciate everyone is different and have different preferences of what they do and don't enjoy. | |||
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"The point of the remaining 58 mins of the video. "Wait, there’s another 58 minutes? Well shit. | |||
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"The point of the remaining 58 mins of the video. " | |||
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"The depiction of stealthing which I think is a vile practice. " What kind of porn are you watching 
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"The depiction of stealthing which I think is a vile practice. " I've never seen this in porn, and I've watched A LOT | |||
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"Getting stuck in washer machines how does that happen "The "stuck porn" genre is pretty hilarious | |||
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"Getting stuck in washer machines how does that happen "You can get them out | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!! "Yeah that's not for me either | |||
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"Getting stuck in washer machines how does that happen "I'll show you 
NBVN x | |||
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"Sound, I usually turn it down. The neighbours aint getting a freebie from me!" Really? I think the sound is part of the best bit (providing its not obviously fake)!! | |||
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"I don't get any of it. The video the MRI sex study is much more interesting. BMJ: Magnetic Resonance Imaging of Male & Female Genitals During Coitus & Female Sexual Arousal. " Now I'm aroused AND intrigued | |||
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"Getting stuck in washer machines how does that happen
You can get them out "I’d always try  | |||
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"The pornstar blowjob technique... its cringy. "Yeah most of them look painful! | |||
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"Getting stuck in washer machines how does that happen
I'll show you
NBVN x"Ooooft yes please… x | |||
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"When they rent a part furnished house and its all echoey" Omg hubby and I always say the same!!!! X | |||
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"The American trailer trash ones are very unusual. I get the impression the participants are all related "Well they're at least step children/siblings | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!! "Erm I may like this now and again  | |||
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"Women sucking on men's toes when they're getting plowed in the arse "I like both having my toes sucked or plow a nice arse... nothing weird about it... | |||
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"When the women scream WAY too much and constantly. Like , don’t these people get a head ache????!!! Do they offer ibuprofen at the end of the shooting? "Yeah the really noisy ones are annoying, that's why I turn the volume down and wank in peace | |||
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"The bad acting. " Real baaaad | |||
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"I don't get any of it. The video the MRI sex study is much more interesting. BMJ: Magnetic Resonance Imaging of Male & Female Genitals During Coitus & Female Sexual Arousal. Now I'm aroused AND intrigued" Findings include, the penis becomes boomerang shaped. | |||
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Does it just cut to everyone a slobbery mess or is everyone still in pristine condition? Is there a cliffhanger? | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again "Im trying to work out how he would do that. Balanced on one leg like a flamingo? | |||
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"I don't get any of it. The video the MRI sex study is much more interesting. BMJ: Magnetic Resonance Imaging of Male & Female Genitals During Coitus & Female Sexual Arousal. Now I'm aroused AND intrigued Findings include, the penis becomes boomerang shaped. " Really?? That's pretty cool | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Im trying to work out how he would do that. Balanced on one leg like a flamingo? "I wouldn't know I'm face down eating mattress | |||
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"On the topic of porn, how do these things end? I watch about 2 minutes of a few videos and that's me sorted
Does it just cut to everyone a slobbery mess or is everyone still in pristine condition? Is there a cliffhanger? "They have to cut it after the money shot, but before they roll off and fall asleep. | |||
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"The American trailer trash ones are very unusual. I get the impression the participants are all related
Well they're at least step children/siblings "Ah well that's ok then | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again "Me too | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Im trying to work out how he would do that. Balanced on one leg like a flamingo?
I wouldn't know I'm face down eating mattress "Ok I've come round to the idea | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Im trying to work out how he would do that. Balanced on one leg like a flamingo?
I wouldn't know I'm face down eating mattress " | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Me too "How am I not surprised | |||
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"The tongue flicking on the arse when rimming. Just don't do it if you're not going to get stuck in R" Totally agree! Also, the way oral on the woman only lasts a couple of minutes, but the guy gets a 15 min bj every time...  | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Me too
How am I not surprised "Do you think we were separated at birth | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Me too
How am I not surprised
Do you think we were separated at birth "We do have matching kinks | |||
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"Getting stuck in washer machines how does that happen
You can get them out "Confusing hot tub for bath tub Confusing Whirlpool for swimmingpool | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Me too
How am I not surprised
Do you think we were separated at birth
We do have matching kinks "Get a room you two! | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Me too
How am I not surprised
Do you think we were separated at birth
We do have matching kinks "Sisters separated at birth? There’s a porn video for that! | |||
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"Ass to mouth has never really appealed to me either..." Just imagine you're tonguing a Rolo.. That has hair on it
And possibly smell's like shite . | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off." Maybe you just need to try harder | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off." It really gets me off | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off. It really gets me off "I clearly need more practice! | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off. It really gets me off
I clearly need more practice! ". Each to their own I guess… | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off. It really gets me off
I clearly need more practice! ". It is my favourite thing to do though. | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off. It really gets me off "Me too  | |||
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"And I'm not just talking about sex
Things I've never understood in porn include:
The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing??
Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally.
What do you think?"Is it just me or did that become waaayyyy more prevalent during lockdowns? I wonder if it has something to do with spending more time in close proximity to siblings? Dunno just a thought | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off. It really gets me off
Me too "A cock in your mouth? Or yours in someone’s mouth? | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off. It really gets me off
Me too
A cock in your mouth? Or yours in someone’s mouth?"The second one! | |||
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"And I'm not just talking about sex
Things I've never understood in porn include:
The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing??
Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally.
What do you think?
Is it just me or did that become waaayyyy more prevalent during lockdowns?
I wonder if it has something to do with spending more time in close proximity to siblings?
Dunno just a thought "It definitely seems very recent, you could be onto something there! | |||
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"And I'm not just talking about sex
Things I've never understood in porn include:
The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing??
Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally.
What do you think?"How the pizza delivery guy puts his knob through a hole in the bottom of the pizza box and doesn’t get third degree burns on his old chap. And also how come the woman receiving the pizza wants to suck it rather than get her money back. | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off. It really gets me off
I clearly need more practice!
. It is my favourite thing to do though. "I like it, I enjoy it, but it'll never be my favourite thing to do! Easily top 10 though. Maybe top 5 on a good day. | |||
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"Ass to mouth has never really appealed to me either... Just imagine you're tonguing a Rolo.. That has hair on it
And possibly smell's like shite ."A Rolo or a Polo? | |||
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"Ass to mouth has never really appealed to me either..." shit taste???? | |||
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"The point of the remaining 58 mins of the video. ". Video….who has a video | |||
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" How the pizza delivery guy puts his knob through a hole in the bottom of the pizza box and doesn’t get third degree burns on his old chap. And also how come the woman receiving the pizza wants to suck it rather than get her money back." Maybe she ordered extra cheese? | |||
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"Double anal; what is that about?" No idea; it's not on my local pizzeria's menu. | |||
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off." You'll have it all explained if you watch the original flix " deep throat" | |||
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"And I'm not just talking about sex
Things I've never understood in porn include:
The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing??
Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally.
What do you think?"story lines full stop .. Although for me facials are the ultimate place to finish for me . | |||
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"The BBC stuff. I dunno why the black guys go along with it." I've always thought Clive Myrie does a stellar job. | |||
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"Getting stuck in washer machines how does that happen
The "stuck porn" genre is pretty hilarious "Absolutely. A woman getting stuck in a window through which a hippopotamus can get through | |||
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"The BBC stuff. I dunno why the black guys go along with it. I've always thought Clive Myrie does a stellar job." My thoughts exactly | |||
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was male twins, and they were actual identical twins.
I was expecting two men who looked similar but you could tell they weren't related.
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"That a woman can have an orgasm through giving a blowjob. I like a cock in my mouth but it's not going to get me off. It really gets me off "Noted.
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"The violence: slapping lady's faces, breasts, etc. There are clearly some warped, sick porn film directors who cater for warped sick viewers. Some of the porn made by women for women is quite good: for example older Laetitia films, made in France, Belgium and Martinique. "Some of us like slapping. It’s a kink like any other. | |||
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"The depiction of stealthing which I think is a vile practice. " I don't know what this is and I'm not going to look it up. I've been burned too many times looking up terms I've seen on Fab. | |||
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"Plumbers getting all the action "... any tradesman apparently gets it after smouldering looks over cups of tea
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"Why can't we see the taxi driver's face?" It’s not fare | |||
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"The depiction of stealthing which I think is a vile practice. I don't know what this is and I'm not going to look it up. I've been burned too many times looking up terms I've seen on Fab. "It’s removing the condom at the last minute, when they can’t see. | |||
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"Why can't we see the taxi driver's face? It’s not fare " | |||
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"Porn gives people unrealistic expectations. Like how quickly you can get a plumber round to change a tap washer.
Lady Astor"This | |||
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"Attempts to put a storyline into porn movies/clips. Just why? " I like a story | |||
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"The tongue flicking on the arse when rimming. Just don't do it if you're not going to get stuck in R Totally agree! Also, the way oral on the woman only lasts a couple of minutes, but the guy gets a 15 min bj every time... "This is a pet hate of mine. Also choking. And sucking on a boabie after it's been tickling a colon. | |||
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"Why there is straw everywhere and why he is wearing a mask." Straw? Stable sex - is that a genre?
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"The fact it doesn’t come with a disclaimer or warning advising people its closer to Lord of the Rings than an Attenborough documentary when depicting sexual activities." This has made me laugh this morning thank you | |||
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"Attempts to put a storyline into porn movies/clips. Just why? I like a story "It's psychology. Men watching it think 'I'm a pizza delivery man/plumber/taxi driver. This could happen to me. It's totally plausible!" Makes it more of a turn on if they can imagine themselves doing it. | |||
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"The fake noises. Total turn off. I often watch porn in silence for that very reason." Its so CRINGEY. Gross doesn’t even come close | |||
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"Why there is straw everywhere and why he is wearing a mask. Straw? Stable sex - is that a genre?
I do like a woman in jodphurs and boots "No lol It's from a German porno that went viral for its absurd, trashy dialogue and the phrase "why is there straw here" now refers to meaningless conversation in German. | |||
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"Why there is straw everywhere and why he is wearing a mask. Straw? Stable sex - is that a genre?
I do like a woman in jodphurs and boots
No lol
It's from a German porno that went viral for its absurd, trashy dialogue and the phrase "why is there straw here" now refers to meaningless conversation in German."Ahhhh thank you for explaining
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"The 'I had so much fun' video at the end, that doesn't prove consent so pointless." This is a good point. The girl knows she won't get paid unless she says what they want to hear. There are a lot of examples where girls haven't felt able to speak out about what just happened to them, because the power balance is completely in the producer's favour. | |||
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"Why people strip naked but keep their socks and shoes on. " I was waiting for someone to mention footwear. My pet hate is is a nice open pussy shot, which you can relish, but completely ruined by high heels waving around at 10 and 2 o'clock in the foreground of the screen. Boots are even worse. Why the need for them? One man's fetish is another man's distraction. | |||
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"In Japanese porn, as soon as a girl gets anywhere near a cock she starts squeaking continuously. And in German porn, as soon as a man goes into action he begins to emit a continuous groaning like a whale in pain. I've never had sex with a Japanese girl or a German man so I don't know - is that what they really do? If so, is porn reflecting reality or are people's behaviours conditioned by porn?" I had a Japanese gf and yes, it was like humping a squeaky dog toy a lot of the time. Seems to be a cultural thing but very off putting! | |||
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"The amount of women who don't have money for their taxi fare but do have a spare 45 mins to let the creepy driver fuck them and film it " I’d love to see a compilation of “fuck of you creep! What’s your registration number?” scenes. | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!! "I have had a woman ask me to do that. She enjoys the feeling of being pinned down. | |||
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"The depiction of stealthing which I think is a vile practice. I've never seen this in porn, and I've watched A LOT" What is stealthing? | |||
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"When the guy treads on the side of the womans face whilst smashing her senseless from behind...I mean wtf is that about!!!
Erm I may like this now and again
Me too "Me three | |||
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"The tongue flicking on the arse when rimming. Just don't do it if you're not going to get stuck in R Totally agree! Also, the way oral on the woman only lasts a couple of minutes, but the guy gets a 15 min bj every time... "This explains a couple of meets!! | |||
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"Why people strip naked but keep their socks and shoes on. I was waiting for someone to mention footwear. My pet hate is is a nice open pussy shot, which you can relish, but completely ruined by high heels waving around at 10 and 2 o'clock in the foreground of the screen. Boots are even worse. Why the need for them? One man's fetish is another man's distraction." Are you mad? Ladies....keep those heels and boots on please | |||
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" Boots are even worse. Why the need for them? One man's fetish is another man's distraction. Are you mad? Ladies....keep those heels and boots on please "In the eyes of many I am undoubtedly mad but high heels, boots, stockings and suspenders, basques, in fact any kind of glamour wear I find a total turn off compared with a natural naked horny woman. If she comes to the door in track bottoms with no knickers and a sweat shirt with boobs swinging free inside it, my hands will be finding her bum cheeks within seconds while my mouth will be seeking out her nipples. It's all about the pheromones for me, certainly not glamour wear. | |||
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"The fake noises. Total turn off. I often watch porn in silence for that very reason." Same here,although thats so next door cant hear me watching porn  | |||
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"Plumbers getting all the action
... any tradesman apparently gets it after smouldering looks over cups of tea
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"The cock in their cheek, instead of it being sucked or down the throat. It just looks silly " Agree | |||
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"When the women scream WAY too much and constantly. Like , don’t these people get a head ache????!!! Do they offer ibuprofen at the end of the shooting? "I agree with that It's far too fake | |||
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"And I'm not just talking about sex
Things I've never understood in porn include:
The obsession with step parents and siblings. It's weird. Is it just an American thing??
Facials. I just think there are so many more fun ways to climax, personally.
What do you think?"These too. No thank you to either | |||
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"The music, the bad dubbing, the screaming, the perfect hair and make up when they've supposedly been having wild sex for ages, the constantly looking for and at the camera. No wonder I only watch amateur porn nowadays or ones taken with me in them. Much more believable and natural. " You must be watching some very old porn hahaha | |||
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"The music, the bad dubbing, the screaming, the perfect hair and make up when they've supposedly been having wild sex for ages, the constantly looking for and at the camera. No wonder I only watch amateur porn nowadays or ones taken with me in them. Much more believable and natural. You must be watching some very old porn hahaha" Yeah, the ones you've made | |||
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"The music, the bad dubbing, the screaming, the perfect hair and make up when they've supposedly been having wild sex for ages, the constantly looking for and at the camera. No wonder I only watch amateur porn nowadays or ones taken with me in them. Much more believable and natural. You must be watching some very old porn hahaha Yeah, the ones you've made "I don't get it ? | |||
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"The music, the bad dubbing, the screaming, the perfect hair and make up when they've supposedly been having wild sex for ages, the constantly looking for and at the camera. No wonder I only watch amateur porn nowadays or ones taken with me in them. Much more believable and natural. You must be watching some very old porn hahaha Yeah, the ones you've made "Let's make one | |||
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"The music, the bad dubbing, the screaming, the perfect hair and make up when they've supposedly been having wild sex for ages, the constantly looking for and at the camera. No wonder I only watch amateur porn nowadays or ones taken with me in them. Much more believable and natural. You must be watching some very old porn hahaha Yeah, the ones you've made
Let's make one "I would if Sir says yes to filming it. | |||
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"The music, the bad dubbing, the screaming, the perfect hair and make up when they've supposedly been having wild sex for ages, the constantly looking for and at the camera. No wonder I only watch amateur porn nowadays or ones taken with me in them. Much more believable and natural. " I think porn with you in would be my most favourite genre | |||
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"The music, the bad dubbing, the screaming, the perfect hair and make up when they've supposedly been having wild sex for ages, the constantly looking for and at the camera. No wonder I only watch amateur porn nowadays or ones taken with me in them. Much more believable and natural. I think porn with you in would be my most favourite genre "Thank you for saying so | |||
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""Ohhhhhhh Fuck". Most commonly, overrused and boring phrase ever. I'd much prefer someone say... "Yep, that's jolly good. How spiffing" " "Well done, old bean!" | |||
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"The bit where the midget dressed as yoda gets off a donkey dressed as Princess Leia and says ‘ere son hold me light sabre Im gonna smash her doors in for the empire!!’ It’s soooo been done before!!! " | |||
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"The bit where the midget dressed as yoda gets off a donkey dressed as Princess Leia and says ‘ere son hold me light sabre Im gonna smash her doors in for the empire!!’ It’s soooo been done before!!!
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"The bit where the midget dressed as yoda gets off a donkey dressed as Princess Leia and says ‘ere son hold me light sabre Im gonna smash her doors in for the empire!!’ It’s soooo been done before!!!
Wow that’s a big yawn! "That's a porn yawn | |||
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