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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

I've decided i'd hate to be a sky remote.

Which object would you not like to be?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Dunno what I wouldn’t want to be but know what I would want to be and that’s an anal speculum. Get right up and see what’s going on in the parts I can’t reach.

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By *elle xWoman over a year ago

Doire Theas

A toilet brush

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going by a lot of pics on here a sky TV remote

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lamppost. All that dog piss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A lamppost. All that dog piss."
at least you could light up the world

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

That thing that goes in the

Japseye that swab

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pumice stone.. i dont want to be rubbed up against someones feet who have athletes foot

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Dunno what I wouldn’t want to be but know what I would want to be and that’s an anal speculum. Get right up and see what’s going on in the parts I can’t reach. "

Are you saying you've never got to fist an arse up to your elbow yet Annie?

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A pumice stone.. i dont want to be rubbed up against someones feet who have athletes foot

You do

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

A sewer...dealing with crap all day, never seeing daylight and not understanding a word that rats say to each other

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dunno what I wouldn’t want to be but know what I would want to be and that’s an anal speculum. Get right up and see what’s going on in the parts I can’t reach.

Are you saying you've never got to fist an arse up to your elbow yet Annie?

Never had the pleasure. Only ever been up with finger and tongue.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS over a year ago

Derby

"Dunno what I wouldn’t want to be but know what I would want to be and that’s an anal speculum. Get right up and see what’s going on in the parts I can’t reach.

Are you saying you've never got to fist an arse up to your elbow yet Annie?

Never had the pleasure. Only ever been up with finger and tongue. "

And how big/small are your hands?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A member of the house of lords.

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By *aughtyandhandsomeMan over a year ago

button moon

"Dunno what I wouldn’t want to be but know what I would want to be and that’s an anal speculum. Get right up and see what’s going on in the parts I can’t reach.

Are you saying you've never got to fist an arse up to your elbow yet Annie?

Never had the pleasure. Only ever been up with finger and tongue. "

Sounds like heaven that does

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An old gym sock

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A punch bag. All that hanging around waiting for someone to beat the crap out of you every day

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By *annaBeStrongMan over a year ago

wokingham

Yasmeens hair brush

Dunno where it’s been

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toilet paper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Bedpan

Some people on here probably wouldn't mind that.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A tissue, just think of some of things tissues deal with.

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By *arkus1812Man over a year ago

Finedon ,

A condom

Such a short life from Ecstasy to Oblivion.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Dunno what I wouldn’t want to be but know what I would want to be and that’s an anal speculum. Get right up and see what’s going on in the parts I can’t reach.

Are you saying you've never got to fist an arse up to your elbow yet Annie?

Never had the pleasure. Only ever been up with finger and tongue. "

I might offer you the opportunity to train my ass and see how far you can go

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I’d rather be a hammer than a nail.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Toilet paper, nobody likes being shat on and cast aside daily.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A pubic hair on a toilet seat. Sooner or later you are going to be pissed off

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Butt plug

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

A fork in my house.

Wherever they end up must be a scary place.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A spice jar, probably Asafoetida, as I’ve been left on the shelf long enough already.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My ex husbands penis!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Road cone. Getting mowed down on the M25 or being worn as a hat by a d*unk student, not much fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"My ex husbands penis!

Savage

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By *eroLondonMan over a year ago

Mayfair

The Sun newspaper. Because it's full of shit.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A urinal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A urinal.

You're taking the piss mate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A member of the house of lords. "

Really? They get paid for sitting there.

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

A portaloo on an army training area

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By *asmeenTV/TS over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"A portaloo on an army training area

Why

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By *EAT..85Woman over a year ago

Nottingham

"I’d rather be a hammer than a nail. "

I'd rather be a forest than a street

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

An Igloo, I hate being cold

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"A portaloo on an army training area

That is very specific

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By *hatYorkLadMan over a year ago

York

"A portaloo on an army training area

Why"

It's worse than a festival toilet when a full battle group of squaddies who have been eating ration packs for weeks have been through it, especially since they will likely have spunked all over the inside of it as well "for bants"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A lamp post.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A member of the house of lords.

Really? They get paid for sitting there. "

Not that much and must be v boring with all the ild farts!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've decided i'd hate to be a sky remote.

Which object would you not like to be?"