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What kind of weird? I once went to my old boyfriends mates house where he was and he wouldn’t come to the door so I went home but the next morning about 7am I went back down there and literally rolled myself in a puddle to pretend I’d been out there the whole night in the rain. I don’t know why I did that. Also that’s probably mode psycho than weird  |
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"What kind of weird? I once went to my old boyfriends mates house where he was and he wouldn’t come to the door so I went home but the next morning about 7am I went back down there and literally rolled myself in a puddle to pretend I’d been out there the whole night in the rain. I don’t know why I did that. Also that’s probably mode psycho than weird "
So my head was just slightly tilted when I started reading this and literally jerked upright when I read "rolled myself in a puddle". Out of everything, I was not expecting that. Kudos  |
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"What kind of weird? I once went to my old boyfriends mates house where he was and he wouldn’t come to the door so I went home but the next morning about 7am I went back down there and literally rolled myself in a puddle to pretend I’d been out there the whole night in the rain. I don’t know why I did that. Also that’s probably mode psycho than weird "
Must have been a huge puddle to get wet enough to convince him you’d been out in the rain all night, you’d need to have been soaked through to the skin and most puddles don’t have enough water to do that. Also did you rub all your hair in it and splash it all over your face, I can’t imagine it’s easy scooping water out of a puddle and splashing it over your face. |
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Not the weirdest thing but it's a funny story
So back when I was in my youth (long time ago) me and the gf at the time wanted to get into it but both lived with parents so car was best option.
we go to the deserted industrial estate and as I said I was in my youth and pushing car to the max as you do and felt like something a bit different so we get out the car and I put her on the bonnet on a coat as it was cold and as soon as I put it in my balls touched the very fucking hot bonnet! Ooof remembered forever. |
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"What kind of weird? I once went to my old boyfriends mates house where he was and he wouldn’t come to the door so I went home but the next morning about 7am I went back down there and literally rolled myself in a puddle to pretend I’d been out there the whole night in the rain. I don’t know why I did that. Also that’s probably mode psycho than weird
Must have been a huge puddle to get wet enough to convince him you’d been out in the rain all night, you’d need to have been soaked through to the skin and most puddles don’t have enough water to do that. Also did you rub all your hair in it and splash it all over your face, I can’t imagine it’s easy scooping water out of a puddle and splashing it over your face. "
Yes. I live in Wales. Very rainy. Lots of deep puddles after the rain. I swished my hair in it plus I was pretty wet from the long walk from my house to his friends house. |
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"Dressed up like a woman  "
Sacrilegious 
I was meant to move to Canada with an ex bf, anyway, he decided to dump me and ghost me. Usually it’s when I get heart broken that I act out the most. So back then, I ended up just moving out my parent’s house and get my own place and start completely new, in London. I just told my dad and then mum over the phone, 11 years ago. (I found a place and signed for it etc)
I realise that , as much as It was the best for me, it was totally a strange way to do it, but when I’m really heart broken I feel like I got nothing to lose. |
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"Not the weirdest thing but it's a funny story
So back when I was in my youth (long time ago) me and the gf at the time wanted to get into it but both lived with parents so car was best option.
we go to the deserted industrial estate and as I said I was in my youth and pushing car to the max as you do and felt like something a bit different so we get out the car and I put her on the bonnet on a coat as it was cold and as soon as I put it in my balls touched the very fucking hot bonnet! Ooof remembered forever. "
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Wrapping up my living room door on Xmas Eve five years running so my kids could burst through and get their presents is a little odd. Them asking this year for me to do it again (teenagers now) is odder. |
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Smoked salvia and lived for 40 years as wall paper in a random house. I watched an entire family grow up and flourish, then woke up in a crack den with a few of my mates laughing at me
6/10 might do again |
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Don’t know if it’s technically weird or just stupidity but I once moved the entire set of roadworks from one street to 3 streets over blocking off a main road through town at 3am and leaving a large hole open on the first street   |
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Swam into the middle of a pond fully clothed to get my dog because he wasn't swimming back to me. The park was full of people who stared at me the whole time. |
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