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So what's the worst you've had?
Mine was at a social with a couple sharing stories and drinks after a few weeks of chatting.
Her comment 'sorry but your mannerisms remind me of my Dad'
Funny now looking back at it  |
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My husband (God rest ) was asked by his best friend and his wife about being God Father to his soon to be born son ...... I got all excited and shrieky and acceptancy only to realise that they weren't asking me to be God mother and I did a very acceptable continued shrieky 'so happy for my husband' type of speech but I did feel a twat.......
Still , we live n learn.
Worse than a sex knock back ...... |
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over a year ago
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"So what's the worst you've had?
Mine was at a social with a couple sharing stories and drinks after a few weeks of chatting.
Her comment 'sorry but your mannerisms remind me of my Dad'
Funny now looking back at it "
Couldve been worse, she couldve been turned on by it  |
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I had a "social first" meet with a couple in a pub. It was clear they expected me to buy the drinks. We chatted nicely for about an hour whilst she flirted and made suggestive comments.
Then, after she went off to the loo her husband turned to me and said "Thanks for coming but she is not interested" When she returned she picked up her coat, said "Bye" and walked out.
As we left the pub they got in a brand new Range Rover. Must be nice to get free drinks. |
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Not necessarily a knock back (and not sexually) but it did take me off guard and the shutters shut all around me fast.
Being told me and my family (children) were irrelevant. How someone can be so heartless they obviously had alot of self healing to do.
I was angry for a while but that fizzled down to pity. I hope they got the help they were so desperately crying out for. |
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Talking with a girl i worked with after work and got on with quite well and i really really liked her. I got a bit tipsy at the bar as we worked in a pub at the time and i had finished. Converstaion moved on to who we fancy. She then started going on about some guy at her friends Uni. She asked me and i said "You"
Got a bit awkward after that  |
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"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s. 
I failed one at Littlewood's catalogue. fucking bastards.......
Do you think they knew what I didn't tell them ?"
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...you didn't tell them that you were only interested in Clit and Collect? |
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"Talking with a girl i worked with after work and got on with quite well and i really really liked her. I got a bit tipsy at the bar as we worked in a pub at the time and i had finished. Converstaion moved on to who we fancy. She then started going on about some guy at her friends Uni. She asked me and i said "You"
Got a bit awkward after that "
Awww hugs Chloe your beautiful x |
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By (user no longer on site)
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""nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not.  "
Christ I bet they could only hope to look half as good while 20-years younger! |
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"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s.
I failed one at Littlewood's catalogue. fucking bastards.......
Do you think they knew what I didn't tell them ?"
Probably. I’m sure we’ve both done better since! |
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A woman who I met on a straight dating site had been so run down, and confidence deflated by her husband that she felt worthless, and so wanted to try women. Me being the ever so obliging guy that I am, I made it happens for her. She took to women so well that she won't fuck guys any more, and she doesn't even speak to me now, and turns her head the other way when I see her in Morrison's or in the bank or wherever. That's gratitude for you. |
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"When someone attractive is smiling at you but you realize they're actually looking at the person behind you  "
So basically you was Mike Skinnner from "Youre fit but dont you know it" |
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By *tongueMan
over a year ago
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""nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not. "
Your fantastic slim curvy in the best places and ginger to boot. Whats not to like. Wish I were closer to you for a meet. |
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"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s. "
I failed one with Primark and in the end ended up I'm much better job so good for me.
Mine was about 10 years ago when I went on a date with a guy and ended up giving him a BJ in his car. After he finished in my mouth and put his jeans back up, he told me that he doesn't actually fancy me and he just needed to empty his balls. 
K |
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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago
Dubai & Nottingham |
I think I’m my late 20s, one of few interviews I’ve ever had, it was for a director position in a large U.K. company they guy said I was perfect but didn’t have the “stature” it really hurt, I think I had blue hair and earrings in when it wasn’t corporate to do that. So I learned the valuable lesson , look right and pretend to know what you’re on about and you’ll go far…. |
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""nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not.
Christ I bet they could only hope to look half as good while 20-years younger!"
We did laugh, bless him. |
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""nobody wants to fuck a ginger pensioner" the charming words typed by a gentleman on another site in response to one of my pictures. I wouldn't mind but I wasn't a pensioner... I'm still not.
Your fantastic slim curvy in the best places and ginger to boot. Whats not to like. Wish I were closer to you for a meet. "
Thanks, I wasn't offended, more amused |
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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago
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"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s.
I failed one with Primark and in the end ended up I'm much better job so good for me.
Mine was about 10 years ago when I went on a date with a guy and ended up giving him a BJ in his car. After he finished in my mouth and put his jeans back up, he told me that he doesn't actually fancy me and he just needed to empty his balls.
K"
Should have spat it all over his car |
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"Failing a job interview with McDonald’s.
I failed one with Primark and in the end ended up I'm much better job so good for me.
Mine was about 10 years ago when I went on a date with a guy and ended up giving him a BJ in his car. After he finished in my mouth and put his jeans back up, he told me that he doesn't actually fancy me and he just needed to empty his balls.
K
Should have spat it all over his car "
I already swallowed  
K |
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By *indergirlWoman
over a year ago
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Gets in the guys car.... he drives a few hundred yards and pulls over and looks me up and down and says yeah I'm not into you, all whilst pointing his finger up and down me.... needles to say I declined his offer to drop back off and walked home in the rain |
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