There's no Facebook on the moon, no internet to browse hunky cock pics, no sinks, no mobile signal, nowhere to plug in a hairdryer, wand or curlers, no mirrors, no one to nag and blame, no sanitary products and too damn cold. The lack of gravity plays havoc with periods too. Love that there's no cars though so don't have to reverse or park anywhere

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are no sides, where would we put stuff?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They follow the spaceships Nav wrongly, some end up in uranus some dont quite make it so far & end up on the Jupiter's ring

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Of course we have. We just don't bleat on about it. Moon walking done. Next!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No shops....

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"No shops....

Exactly, where else are you gonna get your buttons from otherwise?

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By *uriousscouserWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Absolutely true story: in the 80s Sally Ride was scheduled for a one week mission on board the space shuttle, and NASA presented their plans to her, asking whether 100 tampons would be the right number for one week, to which she, with admirable restraint, replied "that would not be the right number".

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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"Absolutely true story: in the 80s Sally Ride was scheduled for a one week mission on board the space shuttle, and NASA presented their plans to her, asking whether 100 tampons would be the right number for one week, to which she, with admirable restraint, replied "that would not be the right number".

I've read that before. It's worrying that "rocket scientists" are so totally unaware.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you imagine? She’d roll her eyes and complain about all the dust.

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By *ryan... OP Man over a year ago

1950's Original

A woman would of course land on a full moon.......

.so it wouldn't want any cake

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By *r SproutMan over a year ago

the middle

Because she couldn’t drive/park the rocket

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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"Because she couldn’t drive/park the rocket"

I bet she could park up Uranus though

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By *agneto.Man over a year ago

Bham

There were going to until they found out they'd have to reverse the lunar module.

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By *ryan... OP Man over a year ago

1950's Original

Supposedly a true story.

When a group of astronauts were coming through the atmosphere, someone at Houston Texas control centre said:

"Quick.. everyone put on monkey suits "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Not a great place the moon…lacking in atmosphere.."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Last time i checked, there was no m & s on the surface of the moon

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

There are no shops there and nowhere to use the credit card.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

CauSe they Come from Venus

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By *rsPricklePantsWoman over a year ago

Room 237 at The Overlook Hotel, Suffolk

Because it's only one small step for man but 2 or 3 for a woman

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

Because they can't trust people who think 100 tampons might not be enough for one week for one woman to be properly in control of a vessel hurtling through space

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By *partharmonyCouple over a year ago

Ruislip

I think it's because the last time anybody walked on the moon it was the 70s.

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man over a year ago

BRIDPORT

There wouldn’t be enough room for all their baggage.

If it’s a two day round trip they’d need at least three suitcases.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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"There wouldn’t be enough room for all their baggage.

If it’s a two day round trip they’d need at least three suitcases. "

Three! I suppose I could manage

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

They were busy doing the calculations and engineering to get the rockets in space.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cause nobody would care

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Cos they can't get a tv signal to pick up Emmernation Enders

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lunar Landers invariably reverse into their parking spot.....

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. What the hell, I'm never getting laid here anyway!.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Lunar Landers invariably reverse into their parking spot.....

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. What the hell, I'm never getting laid here anyway!.....

And they’d probably insist on high heels !!

Me nether pal in for a penny in for a pound

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By *ce WingerMan over a year ago

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Cos the bloke that was driving the rocket had to stop and ask for directions

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By *teveanddebsCouple over a year ago

Norwich

You need to reverse the LLM to the surface.

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By *ryan... OP Man over a year ago

1950's Original

"Lunar Landers invariably reverse into their parking spot.....

I'm sorry, I just couldn't help myself. What the hell, I'm never getting laid here anyway!.....

"
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they could touch down in a nice clean crater....it's not rocket science

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By *ucka39Man over a year ago

Newcastle

Because all the men that went if their was any complications and we're stuck their was a woman to give an answer because,,,,wait for it please don't hate me but they have a answer to everything

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By *hereverendMan over a year ago

Ashford

Men haven't even been on the moon.

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"It's worrying that "rocket scientists" are so totally unaware. "

The people that pack the tampons are NOT rocket scientists.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can't find a hand bag or heels to match the suit

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

The true answer will be that they were not allowed to, then the space walking missions stopped.

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By *ad NannaWoman over a year ago

East London

"Because all the men that went if their was any complications and we're stuck their was a woman to give an answer because,,,,wait for it please don't hate me but they have a answer to everything

They certainly had the answers to how to get a man in a rocket into space and back.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

To busy on Venus

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No Man has ever walked on the Moon so I wouldn't worry about it

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