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over a year ago
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Inspired from a post in the toothpaste squeezing thread, what habits, foibles and general character traits does your partner or ex have that baffles, bemused, or drove you crazy?
The funniest one I ever saw was of a couple who argued over the TV remote....She would always set the volume to be an odd number, him an even number, so the point that on entering the room they would change to volume just to see what it was set at *irrespective of if it was too quiet or loud or just right*! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm called half job [insert name]
I get easily distracted when doing jobs. Like emptying the dishwasher onto the tops, filling it and then moving onto something else without putting the clean pots away.
Husband takes ages to explain a story/situation. I've usually forgotten what he's talking about by the end of it.
We're both guilty of trying to talk to each other when in different rooms, especially when the kettle is boiling. It boils my piss (not literally obviously, that's already been discussed on another thread) - but I'm sure he does it on purpose. |
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time"
No, you should put it back up..
Women what it all there own way.   |
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time
No, you should put it back up..
Women what it all there own way. "
There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.
The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.
Men piss UP shit DOWN.
Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.
Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household. |
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time
No, you should put it back up..
Women what it all there own way.
There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.
The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.
Men piss UP shit DOWN.
Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.
Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household."
Quick additional comment re toilets:-
Those blue toilet block thingies makes it too tempting to aim & pee on them.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time
No, you should put it back up..
Women what it all there own way.
There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.
The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.
Men piss UP shit DOWN.
Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.
Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household."
That's the lower half of the seat. No-one pisses or shits with the main "lid" closed. So by that measure, why have it? Put both parts down, always. That's why they exist. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time"
The whole thing should be put down. Lid too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time
No, you should put it back up..
Women what it all there own way.
There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.
The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.
Men piss UP shit DOWN.
Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.
Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household."
The seat DOWN! Agreed . Nothing infuriates me more I swear to god  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When women leave the toilet seat down, just use your knee to flick it up again, why’s it always me who’s got to flick it up when I’m trying to find my penis and my trousers are falling down. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time
The whole thing should be put down. Lid too. "
Absolutely! Lid down too. Before when I had the toilet lid that had no “brake” I’d just slam it down and huffing to make sure he’d hear how LIVID it made me. Every. Freaking. Time |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex keeping her fucking knee just too close to the gear stick when we were out in the car. She had all that goddamn room in the foot well.. just gimme that extra couple inches of space so my hand doesnt knock your knee when im changing gear! And she had the gall to insist that it wasnt an issue.. IM THE DRIVER NOT YOU!
RAAAGEEEE! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time"
But it's a courtesy... it allows the wee to drain off naturally.  |
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time"
Maybe show them the YT video that shows their pee gets all around the room if they flush with the lid open https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egkzyAFJ-g8 |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Taking off / putting on trousers before taking off / putting on socks ...
(Basically standing around in your pants with socks on)
... pet hate full stop  "
Men taking photos of them naked but still in socks..
Or men fucking.. with socks on!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex used to sit watching the sausages on the grill. A very intelligent and successful man, yet couldn’t multi-task at home at all
Looking back, to be fair, the sausage watching was pretty endearing  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time
No, you should put it back up..
Women what it all there own way.
There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.
The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.
Men piss UP shit DOWN.
Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.
Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household."
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I'm equal opportunities, I make everyone close the lid before flushing, EVERY time. |
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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago
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Taking off / putting on trousers before taking off / putting on socks ...
(Basically standing around in your pants with socks on)
... pet hate full stop
Men taking photos of them naked but still in socks..
Or men fucking.. with socks on! "
Oh heck yes ... all these sock misdemeanours too ^^ ...bad, bad, bad |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Inspired from a post in the toothpaste squeezing thread, what habits, foibles and general character traits does your partner or ex have that baffles, bemused, or drove you crazy?
The funniest one I ever saw was of a couple who argued over the TV remote....She would always set the volume to be an odd number, him an even number, so the point that on entering the room they would change to volume just to see what it was set at *irrespective of if it was too quiet or loud or just right*!"
I don’t even know where to start. She was on a whole other level of disorganisation and messiness. A whole other level. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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She wouldn’t screw the lids back on anything in the kitchen. I soon learned after spilling/breaking several different items.
I could go on and on, never met someone so undomesticated. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When women leave the toilet seat down, just use your knee to flick it up again, why’s it always me who’s got to flick it up when I’m trying to find my penis and my trousers are falling down. "
I'd never thought of it like that!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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My ex had a habit of filling every horizontal surface with anything he picked up or touched.
He would even place pens on the surfaces that were only a centimetre wide!!!
Drove me absolutely mad. |
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"This is a super common one but it drives me insane.
Leaving the toilet seat up. For fucks sake!!!
Id always have to put it down every. Freaking. Time
No, you should put it back up..
Women what it all there own way.
There are several mathematical papers clearly demonstrating the DOWN position to be best for all households.
The paper I like best is the one that after working it all out suggests that we take the fuck it just put it down attitude because it saves being shouted at.
Men piss UP shit DOWN.
Woman piss DOWN shit DOWN.
Leave the seat DOWN. Especially if the women outnumber then men in the household.
That's the lower half of the seat. No-one pisses or shits with the main "lid" closed. So by that measure, why have it? Put both parts down, always. That's why they exist."
I said seat. |
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